Is she 14 years old…. Showing off her birthday gifts 
I am cringing for this absolute fool
I am cringing for this absolute fool
Katie Hayes #147 I came home like this… Ringless 💍 🚫 🎶
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She was too busy answering her own questions
Recently got asdas own asti Prosecco and was
Only 5.75 vs martini £8 one
When ya mates have to buy you a saint Laurent cap because they feel ashamed when you go out in your Calvin one and it stinks of the chippy
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Saint Laurent Cap, Tom Ford Sunglasses , Hermes Sandals & Champagne. Shows what everyone thinks of her..... Materialistic braggy bleep.When ya mates have to buy you a saint Laurent cap because they feel ashamed when you go out in your Calvin one and it stinks of the chippy
Is it too late for a recap... Bloody real life job getting in the way of my tattling....
So last thread began with the Makeups all aboard the Harmony of the Seas, a holiday that Matt had chosen and organised all by himself, with only a lot of direction from Truff and her bespoke MLM travel agent.
After a day at Sea, it was straight to the Bahamas where Olive began her journey to skin cancer, playing on the beach in swimwear that was completely unsuitable for a baby, with little concern for sunscreen/hats or anything that may have protected her delicate skin.
Oluv shares her mother's passion for marine life and played with some crabs whilst Mum murdered a starfish all for the gram.
The next day Kate, who is surely lining up her entry for Mother of the Year, allowed her young daughter to scream at and get incredibly close to some pigs, who can blame Olive for being excited - she thought her mum was actually playing with her on the beach but it was just a large hog!
We were treated to some KHM gifted outfits and pube-dressed sushi (the best ever, better than Nobu), along with a tired and burnt Olive, but no ring from Delo just yet.... Still, Kate had removed the knock off Cartier in anticipation so the engagement was surely around the corner.
KHM wanted to support the locals and due to her tight budget excluding her from the organised on shore, Kate took a locally organised bus ride in Jamaica to a food bank... Poor love must have been hungry after being away from her all inclusive package for a couple of hours.
The days passed by quickly on this 6/10 day cruise (who's counting eh?) And after many very samey days on the beach where Olive wore mostly a manky brown bikini, accessorised with burnt tummy, the cruise was almost over... Surely Delo had the ring primed and ready for --content-- the engagement?
Sadly not, and in an effort to prove tattlers wrong about her selfish ways Truff and Matt booked half a day at Animal Kingdom for Olive between getting off the boat and getting on the plane. What a magical holiday for a toddler.
It goes without saying that everyone loved Oluv and the staff on the cruise were amazing and the nicest ever!
So truff is now back in Blighty, still Ms Makeup with all her scruffy clothes still in the suitcase... What could be next in the exciting life of KHM as it certainly won't be a wedding.
So last thread began with the Makeups all aboard the Harmony of the Seas, a holiday that Matt had chosen and organised all by himself, with only a lot of direction from Truff and her bespoke MLM travel agent.
After a day at Sea, it was straight to the Bahamas where Olive began her journey to skin cancer, playing on the beach in swimwear that was completely unsuitable for a baby, with little concern for sunscreen/hats or anything that may have protected her delicate skin.
Oluv shares her mother's passion for marine life and played with some crabs whilst Mum murdered a starfish all for the gram.
The next day Kate, who is surely lining up her entry for Mother of the Year, allowed her young daughter to scream at and get incredibly close to some pigs, who can blame Olive for being excited - she thought her mum was actually playing with her on the beach but it was just a large hog!
We were treated to some KHM gifted outfits and pube-dressed sushi (the best ever, better than Nobu), along with a tired and burnt Olive, but no ring from Delo just yet.... Still, Kate had removed the knock off Cartier in anticipation so the engagement was surely around the corner.
KHM wanted to support the locals and due to her tight budget excluding her from the organised on shore, Kate took a locally organised bus ride in Jamaica to a food bank... Poor love must have been hungry after being away from her all inclusive package for a couple of hours.
The days passed by quickly on this 6/10 day cruise (who's counting eh?) And after many very samey days on the beach where Olive wore mostly a manky brown bikini, accessorised with burnt tummy, the cruise was almost over... Surely Delo had the ring primed and ready for --content-- the engagement?
Sadly not, and in an effort to prove tattlers wrong about her selfish ways Truff and Matt booked half a day at Animal Kingdom for Olive between getting off the boat and getting on the plane. What a magical holiday for a toddler.
It goes without saying that everyone loved Oluv and the staff on the cruise were amazing and the nicest ever!
So truff is now back in Blighty, still Ms Makeup with all her scruffy clothes still in the suitcase... What could be next in the exciting life of KHM as it certainly won't be a wedding.
Thought the same - I definitely wouldn’t buy a ‘best friend’ such an impersonal gift.I do quite enjoy champagne, but it is a tit gift IMO
She knew she’d be flying out on holiday the day after her party but didn’t think to let people know so they didn’t buy her flowers that will sit and die for a week? “If any of my family was thinking of gifting me some fresh flowers for my birthday, I won’t be here for the week following my birthday so please feel free to donate the money to a charity you support instead” Keep that one for next year truff
I thought she was staying off Instagram? 6 hours later she’s showing us what she got for her birthday 
What happened to a good old fashioned text message to thank your mates 
bad fukin meff
bad fukin meff
Everyone gets a bottle of champagne on their birthday from me, as I’m still trying to get rid of them from my wedding (almost 4 years agoI do quite enjoy champagne, but it is a tit gift IMO
)… soz KHM but ya mates are giving you their leftovers
I definitely did the same after oursEveryone gets a bottle of champagne on their birthday from me, as I’m still trying to get rid of them from my wedding (almost 4 years ago
Why wouldn’t you give them to your Ma to enjoy them instead of letting them fester away in the house of horrors? She’s an ungrateful toad!
I LOVE this! Literally my new fave drink!Recently got asdas own asti Prosecco and was
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The recap HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I snorted @Grootyou
The hermes sandals look like they're the 20 quid ones from newlook. Could have gotten her garden sorted for that. Or more pube sushi.
Literally cannot cope with little miss relatable taking the piss out of shopping at Aldi and Lidl. She honestly needs to duck off.
So did 7 of her besties put in for that cap for her moonhead
Also those flowers are lovely put fancy calling your brand primrose an divy
Also those flowers are lovely put fancy calling your brand primrose an divy
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