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Nellie The Elephant

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Morning troops 💨

She's gone to the food bank for herself cos she's maxed out the vanquis.

Them pigs didn't bat an eyelid when she turned up. The ginger one just looked at her like 'who's the new fella?'

Can someone gift this dickhead some suncream for Olive??
 
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Itsmedoctortea

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We mention no kids on the cruise and all of a sudden they are away to the kids slide with another kid in the background and off to a kids show 😂 😂 did you have a nice catch up Kate lol
 
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I feel sorry for the ginger fella , those 3 gobshites leaning on it like it's a coffee table.
KHM is digging into it to keep it still for her Insta photo.
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gigi_93

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She’s so weird with that kid. Constantly making references to her being older than she is. Like she’s wishing her life away almost?? Also what it worse than a parent that thinks strangers love their kid? I fucking guarantee nobody wants your spawn near them kate
 
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Cindy-Lou Who

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Lmao, I’m here for this.
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Can't wait for the 'Get pictures of my child off your social media page' comments and her branding this person as a weirdo. Even though she loves it when someone is blowing smoke up her arse and sharing her pictures to whoever.

I hope if there are private messages, this account shares them. Love seeing her scramble around for words when she messages 'trolls'.
 
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Fizz22

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Don’t understand blag designer gear at all. You can spot the British people a mile off here because I’m not messing, about 3 in 5 have got that fucking fake dior beach bag thing or whatever it is, with matching slidders. Sick of the bastard sight of it
Walking round with a Primark cozzy and a Rive Gauche bag. Ok hun.
 
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MD2020

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Just seen her stories…imagine having to lug your cases into Disney and find somewhere to store them while you spent 6 Hours killing time before going to the airport. All because you couldn’t/wouldn’t spend an extra day and night doing something for OHM, “your reason”. The absolute shame.
 
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gigi_93

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Why’s she going on and on about fucking jet lag?? It lasts about one day off an 8-9 hour flight. Stupid cunt
 
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Fashungoth

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Just rewatched the stories and wtf is that with him chugging from a coconut, she goes 'nice?' and he replies 'nice'. Bloody scintillating conversations they must have 😂
 
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Not_A_Troll

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Surely if your skin was so great after all the collagen and facials you’ve had you wouldn’t feel the need to put on a full face of make up in the blistering heat. One of the things I love about being on holiday is being able to go make up free, but of mascara and lip gloss in the evening and that’s it
 
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gigi_93

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Don’t understand blag designer gear at all. You can spot the British people a mile off here because I’m not messing, about 3 in 5 have got that fucking fake dior beach bag thing or whatever it is, with matching slidders. Sick of the bastard sight of it
 
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Fashungoth

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1: you visited the local food bank? What for? Do you think you're the Duchess of frigging Sussex? By all means make a donation if you can, but I'm sure they don't need random tourists blundering through the door in their Hermes flip-flops to look concerned.

2: that poor little girl! My little boy is ginger and he spends half his time complaining about me plastering him in factor 50 before he goes to school/the park/the back garden, but at least he's not suffering from burns and storing up all kinds of skin trouble for the future. Can't believe they've let her get like that. Hopefully the boat has a nurse or something. Or maybe a social worker, to take the kid off them...
 
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