T’was meHa ha I’ve been laughing with my bestie today over who ever called them the make ups it has us pissinghonestly so funny
Ha ha ha
Well take a fucken bow because it’s hilariousT’was me
To be fair to the girl who did her lips,Kate didn’t follow the proper after care as per usual. She put lipstick on when she wasn’t supposed to & if I remember rightly she used a lip scrub.Not even joking do we think she’s made some kind of complaint to the relevant regulatory body about that lip blush? I can’t stand the girl, but it must be horrendous to look in the mirror every day and see that. It’s bloody awful ; she permanently looks like she has a cold sore.
Jaz Lowe is there with her MMA meff, they’re about truffs level aren't theyZest are having their launch in Beauty Bazzar today all the usual dickheads there...
Wonder if Olives Ma got an invite !
Chode just made me do a die. Rip me.Pep and her chode husband give me cold sweats.
Imagine Rodney slipping his slimy dick in yaPep and her chode husband give me cold sweats.
Says under offer but then no longer on market. So maybe no longer going through as so many issuesHas Peps house sale gone through then?
Peps liked Elle Darbys latest post too. Fucking vilePep and her chode husband give me cold sweats.
That’s defo a mistake made with a needle. The lip scrub/make up products would have just affected the outcome of colour. I had mine done by Gabrielle Rock few months ago & I can honestly say fuck knows how she used lip scrub on them. Was bad enough when the anaesthetic wore off few hours later!To be fair to the girl who did her lips,Kate didn’t follow the proper after care as per usual. She put lipstick on when she wasn’t supposed to & if I remember rightly she used a lip scrub.
Same as that Morpheus she’s just had, you’re advised not to wear make up after. But what did numb nuts do? put make up on the next day.
She’s a bell end!
It won’t fit you Mark - tell her to get you the next size up, and go steady with arse toys this time … #annualturnoverof£2million #mywifesarottweiler #shesabitofananimalPep and her chode husband give me cold sweats.
Cheryl’s in charge of the dick thank you very much troll!Deffo has a chode doesn’t he ahhahahahaha
he was trying to bring the BDE when getting called out on that parking like a twat page (which will never not be funny) and failing miserably
She can’t even turn down a free roast dinner miles from home, there is no danger she turned down £5k for anything!As if fathead turned down 5k.....the fact she's told us, actually discussed money tells us she's lying. Business people don't discuss how much they are being paid, it should have been worded a substantial amount, mind you that's quite a big word....
And throw her Nan in for a free grazing table.Let’s face it, she’d sell Mez for 5K
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