Hi
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I’ve lurked on this thread dipping in and out for a good while, before making an account...unfortunately I do have a real, very hectic life outside of my phone
![Pensive face :pensive: 😔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f614.png)
unlike khm hence why I can barely keep up an I’ve never commented.
So the other night I was in bed reading here & my husband (he’s a nosey fucker) asked what I was doing, I was explaining about Kate, how she edits her pics, is
tit at make up and how she’s always got that poor bloody child on the go! I went onto TikTok where a young girl was the first on my fyp doing her make up, in-depth step by step (she wasn’t an mua, bit like Kate
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) so he said ‘is that the fat
bleep now’
![Weary face :weary: 😩](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f629.png)
- we’re not skinny minnies but we also don’t edit our photos either, UNlike Kate’s insta photos vs real life.
I think it’s UNcanny how much of the cats in the kitten with Kate & olive - on her ‘big brand’ photo shoot, her underbite was really visible
‘Summer is here’ is she messing? Spring hasn’t even sprung yet, sweet baby Jesus it was bitter yesterday!
I personally think Kate is her own ‘main troll’ she uploads all this shite & lies to insta knowing full well where it’ll end up
Also another thing to get off my chest
![See-no-evil monkey :see_no_evil: 🙈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f648.png)
![Beaming face with smiling eyes :grin: 😁](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f601.png)
...yano if I came home an said ‘I’m selling my half of the company to my business partner to pursue an unstable career on Instagram’ my husband would deffo wanna fight me...he’d tell me to fuckin grow up an get a grip!
I haven’t been reading since the start, I first knew of her when she popped up on my insta with her crying pregnant troll rant - I NEED to know how gammon came about please
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
did she mean to write handsome or something