The Apple Watch really sets off the look she is going for.
More like lip blotchI still can’t get over that lip blush![]()
Shame they didn't slip and poke her in the eye, try and teach stinkfingers a lessonThe way she opens her eyes to pose for her insta story as the poor real MAC MUA is trying to apply eyeshadow
I feel like she’d scream the place down if a model did that when she was working
I hope that MUA put a mask on… nothing to do with Covid but more to avoid the STENCH OF TRUFF…The way she opens her eyes to pose for her insta story as the poor real MAC MUA is trying to apply eyeshadow
I feel like she’d scream the place down if a model did that when she was working
Maybe she’ll bring out her own eau de stench with penhaligonsI hope that MUA put a mask on… nothing to do with Covid but more to avoid the STENCH OF TRUFF…
…sounds like a product suggestion for her Home and Bargains Range, eh?
Chanelling her inner Robbie WilliamsLogging on early for my shift today. Next door is up partying (still). I might go join them.
One question, what the hell was she wear last night? Fat tits are not a good look in a pleather waistcoat.
Omg THIS. I much prefer clothes from Zara and next, or even the likes of John Lewis. The odd pair of shoes or a coat or a suit for Christmas and Easter etc I’ll go to Melanie Louise over kids cavern anywayI’m really sorry if I offend anyone but I’ve always thought dressing your kids out of the likes of Kids Cavern is chavvy and people with legit money don’t dress their kids like that. My mum had me in there religiously as a kid, we didn’t have money, she paid them off over months god bless her. I hated it all, it was all neon colours and huge logos. It’s chavvy!! She always had me in fuckin Oilily too which I remember being at the side of Primark in the 90s.
My sister in law dresses her kids the same, I dress mine out of Next and my kid always looks so much nicer than hers.
I thought it was a jumpsuit too, at first glance thought she looked nice for a change and then I saw it properly. God only knows what that looked like in ‘real’ lifeWide awake - look on insta and there she is wearing a bleeping waistcoat and black trousers like a boyband from the 90s.
For some reason I gave her too much credit and thought it was a jumpsuit.
That’s on me.
I’ve just looked on there. Jesus Christ! What in the ‘my big fat gypsy wedding’ is going on!Omg THIS. I much prefer clothes from Zara and next, or even the likes of John Lewis. The odd pair of shoes or a coat or a suit for Christmas and Easter etc I’ll go to Melanie Louise over kids cavern anyway
She will turn up with a load of bottles and place them on a shelf with #mybrand #collab #Penhaligons&KHM and then do her fastest ever 5km sprint out the shop before the girl behind the till notices.Maybe she’ll bring out her own eau de stench with penhaligons![]()
Please don't tarnish Robbie in the same ilk as TruffChanelling her inner Robbie Williams
She won't realise the fuel has gone up until her electric key starts running out quicker and quicker. Mines just gone up an extra £50 on direct debit. Fuels also about 1.53 so she will love that gas guzzler she has. Can't wait. Fat tits is already Skint tits....watch this space she will be BROKE TITSHere we go. We use filters angles etc etc. How about don’t then. Show people you. You claim you never edit but then say you do. Make up your bloody mind. Put the bleeping news on and get a real problem. Stop being so self obsessed and wake up to the world you silly woman! Sick and tired of this woke society! This country is in a bad way. She will also be walking everywhere soon as fuel will sky rocket and she will be moaning about that