Katie Hayes #125 My Vag-ina has just made the Windows shutdown noise. The Delo Effect

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Kate Hayes #126: Truff is in for another “busy” week, all we know is the washing pile must reek
 
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Do you know what I’ve just realised and I can’t believe it took me this long, but the police have had my details including my username on here for 7 months, for reasons totally unrelated to Truff. Funny that isn’t it, no one’s knocking at the door, no one’s ringing the bell
That’s because in this country we have a thing called freedom of speech. I know, shocker hey.
Next!
 
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Katie Hayes #126 we want an Echo follow up, "you can't pour from a half empty cup"
 
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Let's just break this down so;
Cook your favourite meal - this bitch never cooks. Only AD meals for truff
Buy something pretty forryourself - again she only has AD and #gifyed stuff. Apart from that HUGE Chanel purchase
Read your favourite book - she listens to books. I'm willing to bet Olifff reads to her
Try a new fitness class - only if its #gifted for our truff
Enjoy a guilt free mum day - every day is one of those days for her. Misses her rainbow bespoke when she's at school but not when she's in another country or out on the lash 5 nights a week.
She boils my fucking blood
 
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Why was she celebrating daddy diy this week does anyone know? The first time she mentioned it she put a video on of Lesley Hook the estate agent, is he working for her?
Not sure but his latest venture is a property service called HDSA so maybe he's subbing with them?
 
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Now having any bespokes I don’t really know much about kids, but I do know that people always talk about the importance of good shoes for young ones. Is this still the case? If so Oluv’s feet have no chance
 
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Oh imagine renting and having delo turn up to fix something
Boilers broke, don’t worry we’ll just panel round it and it’ll be fine.
Wonder if they know he’s not allowed to work in houses lived in by anyone with a vagina?
 
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Smashing life girl. Go buy yourself something pretty!

PS Truff favorite meal is not one word, you missed the space out hon.
 
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