Katie Hayes #125 My Vag-ina has just made the Windows shutdown noise. The Delo Effect

[Oodlesdolly]

Late to the party but just catching up on her stories now and OMG the jaw….

 

[JessicaFletcher36]

I dont get it at all, I take great satisfaction in dressing my kids, especially the little one, getting her all wrapped up cosy in something warm and comfortable in the winter. Little tiny boots and hats with warm coats are the cutest. I cant get my head around how she dessses that kid, never looks appropriate or comfortable.

 

[trixiefrog]

I know there’s a few fellow trolls on here from L11 ways, that most recent photo of hers looks like it’s been taken in Home and Bargains car park in Broadway. The one that used to back onto the brothel that used to say BROTHEL in 6 foot high letters.

 

[mrsc2b]

Different surname to her kid for the rest of her life

Nothing wrong with that like

 

[bbvf]

I am raging over what she’s taken that kid out in today. Nothing but an accessory. She just wants to be able to brag about where she got the clothes from - Kate, hun, you’re bragging about buying them in the Zara bleeping sale. Get down Asda and get the kid something warm and comfy for ducks sake. You’re making her look ridiculous and about to g give her pneumonia

 

[Tictactoe12]

Troll you're giving her ammunition there putting her Mums car & reg on , she will be on slobbering tomoz about that !

Not hard to find out what car she drives to be fair, it's always permanently at Kates and if it's not.... its at oh darlin. The girl sold her soul, her kids, her ma's and her nan's so she can be an influenza, no one would know what her mum looked like if she kept her private life 'private'.

I'd be mortified if strangers could recognise my mum in the middle of a supermarket, but that's why my instas private and I don't broadcast a fake lavish lifestyle, whilst leaving my poor mum to struggle.

 

[Shazblag]

Out of all the insults you threw at her there Backward Bastard was my fave

Fat Crack was my favourite, used quite often around our way.

 

[Rubydoo70]

Next won’t let her take the clothes for free though…

Exactly,she mustn’t have been gifted any decent winter clothes.It’s all shite that she accepts for Olive.
To be fair though Truff has got sticky fingers,I’m surprised she hasn’t robbed the shops

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

Nothing wrong with that like

Of course not, but delo is sooooooo desperate to put a ring on it. He can’t wait

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

Exactly,she mustn’t have been gifted any decent winter clothes.It’s all shite that she accepts for Olive.
To be fair though Truff has got sticky fingers,I’m surprised she hasn’t robbed the shops

Delo must have some winter coats that would fit her, they are clearly sharing shoes and boots.

 

[Narnachops01]

The soft twit was gifted a snowsuit for Olive on Friday so THERE IN NO EXCUSE.

Truff you’re a bleeping twit, that kid must be frozen and don’t get me started on the pop socks.

I notice your wrapped up warm so why is the child that saved you?

 

[Flip&Flop]

 

[12055584]

What happened here looks like she’s melted into a dwarf View attachment 1009505

her hairs so yellow and always has roots - how can she have so many hairdresser friends and still have tit hair?

Aren’t they like something a lady of the night would wear. Why would you want to put fishnet lace socks on a baby in this freezing cold weather

proper Nancy from Oliver vibes

 

[gigi_93]

She's a double bagger!

I think she’s more of a poke holes in the condom kinda girl and delo is that oblivious he’s still not onto it

 

[chattycatty]

So Trolls, just been the Aldi in Bebington when I heard a familiar voice shouting down the phone "yeh I've been at our Kates all day".... turned round and it our was only our bloody Mez! So she's clearly been there watching Oluf whilst Katie slapped 10 tonnes of foundation on. Anyway goes back to my car and there she is getting in her little 2005 Peugeot 107 with the window wiper hanging off.... so fat tits pretends to live this lavish lifestyle, driving around in a car that costs more a month than my mortgage, yet she can't put her hand in her pocket for her little old mum. Sly fucker!!!

Aww mez must have downgraded she used to have a black one which was in better nic must of been loosing hours at oh snarlin she must had to do a we buy any car for he rent payments an what she had left she got that

No back bone.
Her doing those hip thrusts is exactly what Delo must see her gurning away with her big Harry hill glasses on

Lights off and bottoms off for his eyes only

 

[ThePidge]

not caught up, but why does Olif look like she’s about to board a train during the blitz

 

[BettyBeau]

Imagine her and delo having sex. Picture it, I dare you.

Soz just felt like ruining everyone’s day

He will be on top running his hands through his big bouffant wig. Pic of watch me eyebrows tuck into the headboard.
whilst Truff hip thrusts at him moaning about Trolls.
Once a month after her monthly bath

 

[Belle Amie]

Imagine her and delo having sex. Picture it, I dare you.

Soz just felt like ruining everyone’s day

Remember that old game everyone used to play in the 90s where you’d say to someone ‘the game’ and they’d get pissed off cause it was an imaginary game everyone played.

Feel like you’ve just done that to me

 

[BoccadiLupo]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, bumming free food when you can afford it and eating oysters and chateaubriand when you KNOW that inflation and increasing energy bills has made eating basically impossible for anyone on a low wage is ABSOLUTELY IMMORAL. Read the room, Kate. Your absolute contempt for people is worse than your casual homophobia.

 

[gigi_93]

Remember that old game everyone used to play in the 90s where you’d say to someone ‘the game’ and they’d get pissed off cause it was an imaginary game everyone played.

Feel like you’ve just done that to me

*takes a bow*