Katie Hayes #100 Reasons she’s not engaged, read the Wiki and be amazed

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It’s only cool down I went back and it was counting down from 5. She’s deffo walked 5k in about an hour on the treadmill and trying to pretend she’s ran a 5k again the bleeping scruff
 
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100 threads 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

My favourite moment was when she announced to all of Instagram that she no longer reads here……! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Managing to convince no-one and definitely not Matt…

This is my number 1 photo, mr & mrs catfish
Rrrrrrr Ay what’s up with dirty dick 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ He looks like he belongs on our caravan site as a fun star 🤣🤣 imagine letting your bird put this photo up on the gram when it’s been edited and filtered to duck.Imagine his mates what’s apptexts 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fat tits you are bleeping vile. Sorry one big fat button moon face big backed bleep
 
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It’s only cool down I went back and it was counting down from 5. She’s deffo walked 5k in about an hour on the treadmill and trying to pretend she’s ran a 5k again the bleeping scruff
That what I think she’s done. She’s trying to claim she’s done almost 5k with 4 minutes left to go though 😂😂
 
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I still howl at happy Max looked at the dog hotel! 🐕 🏨😂
Ahahahhahah and the time he was pap’d rolling his eyes at them. 100 threads what a ride trolls.

too many to mention but my faves are

1. The hand held thermometer
2. The steriliser that wasn’t a dishwasher
3. The Pearl editorial
4. When she found out crease release wasn’t a floor cleaner
 
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Wonder if she’ll send herself another card to celebrate 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ 🥂 Yano like a telegram from the Queen.

My top truff moments:

1. Delo swan diving off that boat in Dubai
2. Truff claiming she was not smoking while preggers but was in fact eating a twirl (whoever said “chonging a twirl“ that makes me snort to this day 🤣🤣)

and finally 3. The fact that a bleeping make up artist who charges people ACTUAL money and has her own “range“ of (tit) make up tools including lashes, cannot stick a pissing fake eyelash on properly 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
 
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Fat tits, go and give your eyelashes a wash I think there’s a piece of bread crust from yesterday still in them 🤢
 
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Oh oh oh oh. And the time she got live pap’d at exchange flags smashed with Oliff and then ran home (in 21 mins) and pretended she’d been home for hours.
 
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I’d like to give an honourable mention to when Delo got dropped off for the 3.30 at aintree
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And my number one fave Truff does delamere forest
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I'm manifesting the life I want for me...... could she be any more of a dick , seriously though. Sooo full of herself !

You're manifestations aren't that good Hun you've been gasping for a ring for 3 years !!
Oh and the baby isn't tanned in real life!
 
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Ha ha did she call me a troll??
No I don't think she did, just stuff about suspicious profile etc and then one of her truffetts piped up about “mood hoover” which she agreed with. Standard behaviour but I agree her caption boxes are as well as being unreadable are too small for trollz like me too.
 
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Can’t find the pic, but the one where even Max has had enough of her & is rolling his eyes is my favourite
 
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Remember when she thought Olive came out the womb with a fresh tan but it was actually jaundice
 
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I'm manifesting the life I want for me...... could she be any more of a dick , seriously though. Sooo full of herself !

You're manifestations aren't that good Hun you've been gasping for a ring for 3 years !!
Oh and the baby isn't tanned in real life!
and still looks more and more like yer ma! 🤣
 
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Remember when she thought Olive came out the womb with a fresh tan but it was actually jaundice
When she was tanned with blonde highlights.

remember when she took a scented candle in her hospital bag
 
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Remember…
1. Using Hollie’s baby scan for her pregnancy announcement 🙄
2. The “adult nappies” she wore after she gave birth to Olive 😂
3. The pot noodle curls which were crusted into place for a week straight 🤢
4. When Maxxy made a break for it to get back to his real ma Danielle and made it onto the Upton Community page
5. When she went to Bicester Village to get a Prada baby bag… never to be seen again 🤔

Never change Kate, you’re the gift that keeps on giving. Here’s to another 100 threads 👏🏻
 
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Remember…
1. Using Hollie’s baby scan for her pregnancy announcement 🙄
2. The “adult nappies” she wore after she gave birth to Olive 😂
3. The pot noodle curls which were crusted into place for a week straight 🤢
4. When Maxxy made a break for it to get back to his real ma Danielle and made it onto the Upton Community page
5. When she went to Bicester Village to get a Prada baby bag… never to be seen again 🤔

Never change Kate, you’re the gift that keeps on giving. Here’s to another 100 threads 👏🏻
They weren’t just ‘adult’ nappies, they were ‘human’ nappies.. 😂😂😂
 
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