Katie Hayes #100 Reasons she’s not engaged, read the Wiki and be amazed

[Scouseymoo]

My favourite Moments include her dip in the Mersey, using washing machine cleaner on her dishwasher and pretending she was working with Hello Fresh. Comedy gold. Dozy twit

Celebrations at Truff Towers this morning, of course Delo surprised her with a balloon arch & a few of their loved ones. View attachment 729061

SCREAMING!!

 

[Brooke Davis]

Celebrations at Truff Towers this morning, of course Delo surprised her with a balloon arch & a few of their loved ones. View attachment 729061

This, bleeping hell

I can’t believe I joined last year during first lockdown and we were on thread 6 - around the time she was 200 months pregnant and trying to blag maccies for a free makeup lesson while posing in front of farrow and ball paint (very essential) when in actual fact, she got the valspar colour match version!

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

My favourite Moments include her dip in the Mersey, using washing machine cleaner on her dishwasher and pretending she was working with Hello Fresh. Comedy gold. Dozy twit


SCREAMING!!

I’d forgotten about the Mersey dip

 

[12055584]

Big thanks to Scousebird for lighting the way and introducing me to the car crash that is KHM
Stand outs for me are
the Ring doorbell footage
Professional Ma
Too pure for this world
The sofa journey & the Scarlett Moffat face collab
The house that PLF Delo Jack built
When she gave away olives name before she was born
Aaaaalllll the photoshopping…but honourable mention goes to the red tinkerbell dress insta vs reality
THAT bleeping LIP LINER
27/4 legal team /best friends garden / sister friend cousin / she knows people ok!
Her direct links to the police / i am midwife / deepest darkest depths of society where she witnesses mums killing their babies apparently and not forgetting big Wazza - the shittest Linekar
The homie b’s & Bperfect stuff with her name on that she does absolutely duck all to properly advertise, sell or act consistent about as a brand
The biggest joke of all being that she still refers to herself as a makeup artist
The fact that she lives every day in anticipation of what tattle has to say and actually responds. Everyday the cringe gets stronger with this one

 

[Chatterbox2412]

One of my all time favs was her drunken train trip back from London with OHD & Delo where DJ Delo was getting reminded he hadn’t paid for his seat!

 

[Thisisme@49]

NUMBER 100 TROLLS!! A whole baby century of threads.

Well done to @Eyeofthetiger for the most excellent thread title.
We move..

Our favourite village idiot told us the story of how she’d lost her contact at the back of her eye, despite this being pretty much impossible to do. It was accompanied with the tale of how she’d attempted to get it out which included almost every known way to give yourself an eye infection and stopped short of her popping her eyeball out on the end of a knife to try and retrieve it, leaving us all with the question how can someone so stupid still have teeth? She didn’t update us any further so the poor contact is still probably floating around the almost empty vacuum of her skull, occasionally banging into the three brain cells and the marble that also reside there.

Friday started with a live during which she was extremely excited to let us know that she’d planned a really unusual date night for herself and Deirde Barlow’s hair inspiration. Later that evening with Delo wearing a fantastic pair of blag trainers and Kate dressed as a cross between a hospital porter and the Sheriff of Nottingham, she surprised him with the extremely romantic and private Life and Business seminar hosted by the author of HER favourite audiobook that she’s read twice, James Smith. You lucky, lucky boy Delo. Thought you were off for a free feed and the chance of a legover, but instead you got to spend the night with a thousand other deluded weapons chanting like a group of teenage girls casting a boyfriend spell.

Busy weekend for the North West’s 127th most popular makeup artist as she traumatised another bridal party by painting them like the last survivors of Chernobyl, before performing the ‘last’ of her Maid of Honour duties for her cousin sister best friend, Hollie. You not going the wedding then, Kate? Not content with a Hen night out in Liverpool and a weekend in Ibiza, cousin auntie sister niece was treated to a party in her mum and dad’s mansion (now we know why it was them who paid the Savers money back) with the standard party essentials of the moment - a grazing table that wouldn’t have looked out of place on Louis XIV’s breakfast bar, a ‘DJ’ who spent most of the night filming them in between pressing play on ‘Now That’s What I Call Pretentious Dickheads’, and of course, a failed LIPA student who’s had a couple of saxophone lessons and thinks he’s Duke Ellington. The theme was obviously ‘white’ - Kate is saving her white dress for the actual wedding so went in white and blue, and decided on ‘mermaid’ hair. Looking at the state of it, I can only assume she modelled her look on the Fiji Mermaid. Highlight of the evening was of course Mez’s Bez dancing and Kate (looking somewhat different to the pictures we’d seen only hours earlier) barging everyone out of the way like a walrus after the last sardine at Seaworld. Luckily for the furniture in the house and the eyesight of the guests, she chose not to follow Hollie’s lead and dance on the table...

It’s Monday so of course it’s now time for the traditional ‘you can change your life’ motivational speech as she huffs and puff her way along the street. Despite sounding like Ivor the Engine getting up Moel Famau on her way to the gym, she somehow managed to ‘spirt’ 5k in 21 minutes on the gym’s treadmill. One can only assume the treadmill exists on a different plane of time to the rest of us because no way on God’s Green Earth can she run as quick as Tom Daley. And if, on the off chance that she can, then NASA need to get involved because she’ll be able to be used to deflect comets using her gravitational pull.

In a disturbing turn of events, she once again proved that she’s so dense light bends around her by revealing during a fabricated Q&A response to Tattle event that Mini Matt wants her to have another Caesarean when they manifest their next baby as though it was a loving and caring thing to say. Kate love, your live-in paneller wanting you to be cut open from hip to hip before your organs are shoved to one side and a baby is pulled from you, then for you to be stitched back up and then to be in intense pain for the next 6 weeks is not romantic and caring, it’s weird and quite frankly something you’d hear in the background information in a serial killer podcast. Hard to believe that she beat 10,000,000 other sperm, isn’t it??

Tuesday brought us another pretend gym class that she managed to get to and back quicker than she can run 5k. Desperately trying to sound relatable to those mothers who actually do real work and raise a family, she made a big performance about needing ‘me time’ even though she was child-free and bladdered for most of the weekend. During her ‘me time’ she shocked us all by actually spending her own money for once and buying her daughter some clothes. From Sainsbury’s. In the sale.

And finally, in honour of thread 100, here are my top 10 Truff moments:

1. Errr Helllloooooo.
2. The fart.
3. Going on the bounce and being filmed on the Ring doorbell - ‘We need to have a word about your daughter…’
4. Being called out on ‘her best friend’s garden’.
5. Olive being ‘too pure for this cruel world’ until she realised what a little money spinner she was.
6. The garden rave and propping the car seat up on two patio chairs while she lolloped around the gazebo.
7. Every time she gets caught out in her mates’ pictures looking completely different to the picture she chose to post.
8. Moon face in the nursing home window.
9. The handheld thermometer.
10. La Prawn.

As always, Read the Wiki..

another amazing recap

 

[Shazblag]

NUMBER 100 TROLLS!! A whole baby century of threads.

Well done to @Eyeofthetiger for the most excellent thread title.
We move..

Our favourite village idiot told us the story of how she’d lost her contact at the back of her eye, despite this being pretty much impossible to do. It was accompanied with the tale of how she’d attempted to get it out which included almost every known way to give yourself an eye infection and stopped short of her popping her eyeball out on the end of a knife to try and retrieve it, leaving us all with the question how can someone so stupid still have teeth? She didn’t update us any further so the poor contact is still probably floating around the almost empty vacuum of her skull, occasionally banging into the three brain cells and the marble that also reside there.

Friday started with a live during which she was extremely excited to let us know that she’d planned a really unusual date night for herself and Deirde Barlow’s hair inspiration. Later that evening with Delo wearing a fantastic pair of blag trainers and Kate dressed as a cross between a hospital porter and the Sheriff of Nottingham, she surprised him with the extremely romantic and private Life and Business seminar hosted by the author of HER favourite audiobook that she’s read twice, James Smith. You lucky, lucky boy Delo. Thought you were off for a free feed and the chance of a legover, but instead you got to spend the night with a thousand other deluded weapons chanting like a group of teenage girls casting a boyfriend spell.

Busy weekend for the North West’s 127th most popular makeup artist as she traumatised another bridal party by painting them like the last survivors of Chernobyl, before performing the ‘last’ of her Maid of Honour duties for her cousin sister best friend, Hollie. You not going the wedding then, Kate? Not content with a Hen night out in Liverpool and a weekend in Ibiza, cousin auntie sister niece was treated to a party in her mum and dad’s mansion (now we know why it was them who paid the Savers money back) with the standard party essentials of the moment - a grazing table that wouldn’t have looked out of place on Louis XIV’s breakfast bar, a ‘DJ’ who spent most of the night filming them in between pressing play on ‘Now That’s What I Call Pretentious Dickheads’, and of course, a failed LIPA student who’s had a couple of saxophone lessons and thinks he’s Duke Ellington. The theme was obviously ‘white’ - Kate is saving her white dress for the actual wedding so went in white and blue, and decided on ‘mermaid’ hair. Looking at the state of it, I can only assume she modelled her look on the Fiji Mermaid. Highlight of the evening was of course Mez’s Bez dancing and Kate (looking somewhat different to the pictures we’d seen only hours earlier) barging everyone out of the way like a walrus after the last sardine at Seaworld. Luckily for the furniture in the house and the eyesight of the guests, she chose not to follow Hollie’s lead and dance on the table...

It’s Monday so of course it’s now time for the traditional ‘you can change your life’ motivational speech as she huffs and puff her way along the street. Despite sounding like Ivor the Engine getting up Moel Famau on her way to the gym, she somehow managed to ‘spirt’ 5k in 21 minutes on the gym’s treadmill. One can only assume the treadmill exists on a different plane of time to the rest of us because no way on God’s Green Earth can she run as quick as Tom Daley. And if, on the off chance that she can, then NASA need to get involved because she’ll be able to be used to deflect comets using her gravitational pull.

In a disturbing turn of events, she once again proved that she’s so dense light bends around her by revealing during a fabricated Q&A response to Tattle event that Mini Matt wants her to have another Caesarean when they manifest their next baby as though it was a loving and caring thing to say. Kate love, your live-in paneller wanting you to be cut open from hip to hip before your organs are shoved to one side and a baby is pulled from you, then for you to be stitched back up and then to be in intense pain for the next 6 weeks is not romantic and caring, it’s weird and quite frankly something you’d hear in the background information in a serial killer podcast. Hard to believe that she beat 10,000,000 other sperm, isn’t it??

Tuesday brought us another pretend gym class that she managed to get to and back quicker than she can run 5k. Desperately trying to sound relatable to those mothers who actually do real work and raise a family, she made a big performance about needing ‘me time’ even though she was child-free and bladdered for most of the weekend. During her ‘me time’ she shocked us all by actually spending her own money for once and buying her daughter some clothes. From Sainsbury’s. In the sale.

And finally, in honour of thread 100, here are my top 10 Truff moments:

1. Errr Helllloooooo.
2. The fart.
3. Going on the bounce and being filmed on the Ring doorbell - ‘We need to have a word about your daughter…’
4. Being called out on ‘her best friend’s garden’.
5. Olive being ‘too pure for this cruel world’ until she realised what a little money spinner she was.
6. The garden rave and propping the car seat up on two patio chairs while she lolloped around the gazebo.
7. Every time she gets caught out in her mates’ pictures looking completely different to the picture she chose to post.
8. Moon face in the nursing home window.
9. The handheld thermometer.
10. La Prawn.

As always, Read the Wiki..

Brilliant as per usual. @Eleanor Abernathy

 

[JoeExotic]

When she gets well known phrases so very bleeping wrong.

“THE SET BACK IS BIGGER THAN THE COME BACK” tit.

 

[Houseofscouse]

NUMBER 100 TROLLS!! A whole baby century of threads.

Well done to @Eyeofthetiger for the most excellent thread title.
We move..

Our favourite village idiot told us the story of how she’d lost her contact at the back of her eye, despite this being pretty much impossible to do. It was accompanied with the tale of how she’d attempted to get it out which included almost every known way to give yourself an eye infection and stopped short of her popping her eyeball out on the end of a knife to try and retrieve it, leaving us all with the question how can someone so stupid still have teeth? She didn’t update us any further so the poor contact is still probably floating around the almost empty vacuum of her skull, occasionally banging into the three brain cells and the marble that also reside there.

Friday started with a live during which she was extremely excited to let us know that she’d planned a really unusual date night for herself and Deirde Barlow’s hair inspiration. Later that evening with Delo wearing a fantastic pair of blag trainers and Kate dressed as a cross between a hospital porter and the Sheriff of Nottingham, she surprised him with the extremely romantic and private Life and Business seminar hosted by the author of HER favourite audiobook that she’s read twice, James Smith. You lucky, lucky boy Delo. Thought you were off for a free feed and the chance of a legover, but instead you got to spend the night with a thousand other deluded weapons chanting like a group of teenage girls casting a boyfriend spell.

Busy weekend for the North West’s 127th most popular makeup artist as she traumatised another bridal party by painting them like the last survivors of Chernobyl, before performing the ‘last’ of her Maid of Honour duties for her cousin sister best friend, Hollie. You not going the wedding then, Kate? Not content with a Hen night out in Liverpool and a weekend in Ibiza, cousin auntie sister niece was treated to a party in her mum and dad’s mansion (now we know why it was them who paid the Savers money back) with the standard party essentials of the moment - a grazing table that wouldn’t have looked out of place on Louis XIV’s breakfast bar, a ‘DJ’ who spent most of the night filming them in between pressing play on ‘Now That’s What I Call Pretentious Dickheads’, and of course, a failed LIPA student who’s had a couple of saxophone lessons and thinks he’s Duke Ellington. The theme was obviously ‘white’ - Kate is saving her white dress for the actual wedding so went in white and blue, and decided on ‘mermaid’ hair. Looking at the state of it, I can only assume she modelled her look on the Fiji Mermaid. Highlight of the evening was of course Mez’s Bez dancing and Kate (looking somewhat different to the pictures we’d seen only hours earlier) barging everyone out of the way like a walrus after the last sardine at Seaworld. Luckily for the furniture in the house and the eyesight of the guests, she chose not to follow Hollie’s lead and dance on the table...

It’s Monday so of course it’s now time for the traditional ‘you can change your life’ motivational speech as she huffs and puff her way along the street. Despite sounding like Ivor the Engine getting up Moel Famau on her way to the gym, she somehow managed to ‘spirt’ 5k in 21 minutes on the gym’s treadmill. One can only assume the treadmill exists on a different plane of time to the rest of us because no way on God’s Green Earth can she run as quick as Tom Daley. And if, on the off chance that she can, then NASA need to get involved because she’ll be able to be used to deflect comets using her gravitational pull.

In a disturbing turn of events, she once again proved that she’s so dense light bends around her by revealing during a fabricated Q&A response to Tattle event that Mini Matt wants her to have another Caesarean when they manifest their next baby as though it was a loving and caring thing to say. Kate love, your live-in paneller wanting you to be cut open from hip to hip before your organs are shoved to one side and a baby is pulled from you, then for you to be stitched back up and then to be in intense pain for the next 6 weeks is not romantic and caring, it’s weird and quite frankly something you’d hear in the background information in a serial killer podcast. Hard to believe that she beat 10,000,000 other sperm, isn’t it??

Tuesday brought us another pretend gym class that she managed to get to and back quicker than she can run 5k. Desperately trying to sound relatable to those mothers who actually do real work and raise a family, she made a big performance about needing ‘me time’ even though she was child-free and bladdered for most of the weekend. During her ‘me time’ she shocked us all by actually spending her own money for once and buying her daughter some clothes. From Sainsbury’s. In the sale.

And finally, in honour of thread 100, here are my top 10 Truff moments:

1. Errr Helllloooooo.
2. The fart.
3. Going on the bounce and being filmed on the Ring doorbell - ‘We need to have a word about your daughter…’
4. Being called out on ‘her best friend’s garden’.
5. Olive being ‘too pure for this cruel world’ until she realised what a little money spinner she was.
6. The garden rave and propping the car seat up on two patio chairs while she lolloped around the gazebo.
7. Every time she gets caught out in her mates’ pictures looking completely different to the picture she chose to post.
8. Moon face in the nursing home window.
9. The handheld thermometer.
10. La Prawn.

As always, Read the Wiki..

Bravo , absolute masterpiece, my favourite to date! I think these recaps need saving down somewhere it's literacy gold.

 

[gigi_93]

ONE HUNDRED threads…and yet she still thinks she’s not the problem??

 

[Sent from my iPhone]

@Eleanor Abernathy recap is absolutely first class as always. Take a bow!

 

[MeOnScreen]

Big thanks to Scousebird for lighting the way and introducing me to the car crash that is KHM
Stand outs for me are
the Ring doorbell footage
Professional Ma
Too pure for this world
The sofa journey & the Scarlett Moffat face collab
The house that PLF Delo Jack built
When she gave away olives name before she was born
Aaaaalllll the photoshopping…but honourable mention goes to the red tinkerbell dress insta vs reality
THAT bleeping LIP LINER
27/4 legal team /best friends garden / sister friend cousin / she knows people ok!
Her direct links to the police / i am midwife / deepest darkest depths of society where she witnesses mums killing their babies apparently and not forgetting big Wazza - the shittest Linekar
The homie b’s & Bperfect stuff with her name on that she does absolutely duck all to properly advertise, sell or act consistent about as a brand
The biggest joke of all being that she still refers to herself as a makeup artist
The fact that she lives every day in anticipation of what tattle has to say and actually responds. Everyday the cringe gets stronger with this one

Couple Delo’s special mentions!
The matching LV outfits
The Dubai dive
The aeroplane first class pic
Robbing peoples insta pics


Oh and one more for KHM, big brown sharks


How can all this be from just be from the past year and a half it just doesn’t stop does it!?

Been here since no.6 after my nail girl directed me here (had no idea who she was even though I live in Liverpool) and honestly you’ve all got me through lockdown.
Work production has gone down the pan but laughs are well up.
Thanks a lot to you all, you keep me sane

 

[Rubydoo70]

Love the recaps, they get better with every new thread.

 

[Snarkypants]

so dense light bends around

Call a priest I'm gone 🪦

 

[Cady1954]

Well what a time to be double blocked! I need screenshot s Trollz!

 

[Keelz11]

Handheld thermometer will always be my fave

 

[Kitty4321]

Couple Delo’s special mentions!
The matching LV outfits
The Dubai dive
The aeroplane first class pic
Robbing peoples insta pics

TROLL! It was matching blag Burberry outfits wasn’t it or have a missed a belter of a LV triple threat combo as well

 

[lerual]

Celebrations at Truff Towers this morning, of course Delo surprised her with a balloon arch & a few of their loved ones. View attachment 729061

Bravo

better than Shirl could have ever done

 

[MeOnScreen]

TROLL! It was matching blag Burberry outfits wasn’t it or have a missed a belter of a LV triple threat combo as well

You haven’t, it was Burberry
Kate hun, craving a LV combo now, fancy doing one for the bank holiday? Pretty please!!

 

[the_moonins]

My favourite KHM fails:

1) telling her followers that she hasn’t got a problem with drinking alcohol whilst pregnant… then subsequent troll rant posts
2) using someone else’s scan picture to announce her pregnancy
3) when she took her newborn baby to a party/rave after having a c-section and during a pandemic

They’re my top 3… but closely followed by the handheld thermometer (when she put it in Olive’s hand to take her temperature!) and the ring doorbell incident. Brilliant!