Kate Lawler #16 Parenting is so unfair, I didn’t sign up for this round-the-clock childcare.

[Cady1954]

Pancreatitis

Omg that would have been so painful for him.

 

[Manbagzda]

Read it again.

Exactly. So there is no law institutuinalising children? You can elecitvely home educate or you can send them to school.

 

[Cat87]

So she got someone else to make the cake

 

[quinzel]

Dog looks a bit smelly eww

 

[Restless Native]

I really think Kate is a bit of a coke head

Reckon she defo was during heyday. Especially when she was going out with Jonathan Woodgate.

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[smellyfootballboots]

Either she was over dramatising the dogs illness or she’s lying about his current condition ! Its only been a week and he’s made a full recovery

Probably both

 

[littlepup]

I am fascinated by her lips! They’re not full like a traditional lip job. I think she might have had them tattooed on?

I follow her filler guy on IG and he’s always talking about refusing people treatment, getting natural results, not overdoing it etc. He’s a doctor and ex NHS, quite a legit bloke so I can’t understand why he’s treating her!

 

[Sweetnessandlight]

Mines more or less the same age as noa. Love comparing them.

‘Mummy, I’ve pooed.’
‘Okay, well no worries, but shall we try to get to the toilet next time?’
‘mummy fireman Sam!’
(What?’ ‘Umm yes, fireman Sam wants you to use the toilet, he -‘
‘Mummy a fire! A fire!’
‘A fire? So do you want a -‘
‘Mummy that’s my toy.’
‘Yes, it’s your toy.’
‘It’s not Elsie’s toy!’ (Elsie a friends child who we haven’t seen since mid December.)
‘No, it’s not Elsie’s toy. Shall we try to get to the toilet?’
‘Mummy a fire!’

I give up.

I love him, I do, but bloody Kate always makes me panic he’s so behind and he’s not (although if you were to ask if he’s mad as a box of frogs I’d have to concede he is.)

My boy is exactly like yours and just one week younger than Noa. Luckily I've 3 older children all well able to speak so I know it's normal. Anyway isn't it great they stay saying cute things a bit longer. They grow up too fast as it is.

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Why isn't the Sugar Plum Fairy Princess not allowed to go to sleep with her wings on? These two are the biggest pricks of all time, seriously they are both vile.

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Does anyone know how to make a new thread? This one is nudging on X

 

[Cat87]

Please tell me she's not dragging poor Baxter on another road trip abroad?

Poor old Baxter, it’s so selfish

Leave him at home

 

[Never Impressed]

She's one selfish c**t

 

[Sweetnessandlight]

Night nurses seem to be the thing now for the wealthy. Sad really.

 

[Howdy]

Do we know how many she sold?

No idea

 

[Scarlett Dawn]

I’ve never seen anything spiteful or hateful being said towards the dogs or the dogs even getting picked on. I’ve seen people’s disgruntled comments regarding the dogs but there’s a difference between saying all of the filthy stuff about the dogs and how it is apparent that the dogs are her number 2 priority (The Not Handsome is #1) which Kate is only too happy to share as opposed to saying something spiteful or hateful and wishing harm on them or however you perceive to being spiteful / hateful or picked on.

I just hope they aren't as mean and uncaring as they sound.......

 

[Scarlett Dawn]

I think you're missing the point. I hope you find this response funny as you seem to put a laughing emoji on nearly every post

Yes..... she does. Sad person.

 

[elderflowerrose]

I’m surprised she hasn’t moaned about potty training more. Unless Noa just did it herself

i think she did … jealous. We’ve cracked wees but poo omg. Apparently girls are easier to train and I hope so as I need therapy after my son!

 

[Cat87]

I can’t believe they went all that way and spent ONE day at Magic Kingdom!

But atleast it was free!

 

[pussygolightly]

Jesus she’s so cringe

 

[Howdy]

I liked her pink trousers outfit, that was nice, the others not so much.