Kate King

[S4buk]

Same omg. It’s genuinely one of my favourite accounts on twitter, I’ve followed it for about 3 years now and it has provided me with daily laughs lmao

My absolute fave, they will not stop until they’ve taken down Lorraine Kelly.

 

[Wynonna]

She looks like Martin Clunes.

 

[friedeggontoast]

Did we ever get any more gossip on the two people from church who manipulated her? I need a full 3 part drama series on that.

Sheridan Smith to play Kate please

 

[Don’tStart]

Lock up your Grandads x

 

[inyo]

Kates brummy accent has made a reappearance on her tiktok this morning, happy Sunday everyone

"Used to get them in pick 'n' mixes they're 'orrible"

Then why did you pick them?

 

[rubysdeadfly]

Aw bless her, its probably better she get's it out now rather than at the funeral, I do love the idea of her rocking up to the funeral wearing those sunglasses though very pretty little liars of her

 

[gimm3more]

Kate's banana did beat these two amazing fruit and vegetable preparation photo entries though!

I’ve just set up a photo crowd account under a pseudonym and entered one of the free comps. Eagerly awaiting to see if I’ll beat the queen herself.

 

[hogwartsdropout]

Did anyone catch her IG live earlier? I was cracking up as the comments kept saying she farted and she kept insisting it was her chair. That fringe though… good lord. As Kate is a part time LGBT queen, that hairdresser needs done for a hate crime.

 

[cowprintsalt]

The banana picture

9th from last and she said she’s pleased with that

 

[orlyb1310]

Ffs Omg hahahaha

 

[Don’tStart]

“Just to be clear I NEVER had diarrhoea”


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Practically sprained my ankle running here after I tripped over the irony that’s lost on Kate along the way

“I like Ann but Ann’s jam doesn’t like me” - Stunning inspirational quote
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just came here to link this omg this is our wagatha christie get them to the high court neow

“For a few years now someone who I trusted to follow me on my Instagram, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok accounts has been consistently informing Twitter and Tattle of my private posts and stories such as when I posted about how Ann’s Jam went through me like a dose of salt.

It's..... Shirley Carter’s Pussy’s account”

*cue duff-duff*

 

[Don’tStart]

Screaming

 

[hogwartsdropout]

My favourite clip is where she stares into the camera menacingly and says if I was your sister, you’d fight for me to protect me wouldn’t you?? I need to find that actually. Always makes me chuckle.

Finally, I found her menacing monologue. She's a thespian at heart, a modern Shakespeare and a future Raspberry award winning actress.

 

[Kat5998]

I snorted at this

 

[Cyclophage]

Her last two stories, fucking hell she’s so rude, not everyone has time to listen to the radio show everyday to know every song she will probably refuse to play

 

[meredgrave]

She makes Liz Truss look long-serving... even that Education Secretary who resigned after less than 2 days last year somehow lasted longer than Ar'Kate

 

[F1Grid]

What is this Kate?

The long pause at the end while she tries to stop recording

 

[LN1 Life]

She makes Liz Truss look long-serving... even that Education Secretary who resigned after less than 2 days last year somehow lasted longer than Ar'Kate

‘She makes Liz Truss look long serving’

Thread title nomination surely?

 

[hogwartsdropout]

“Did You Know There’s A Boat Trip On Aylesbury Canal?”

“ ‘Grandfather’ Please Stand On The Shoulders Of Mick/Mike While He’s Deep Canal Fishing”

 

[Delia Smith]

I’m thinking back to some of her ‘spend the morning with me’ type vlogs she does. Literally just stood brushing her teeth then looking at the camera before turning it off. Zero editing nothing. Iconic.