Kate King

[Don’tStart]

This mugshot someone took of her in the Morrison’s carpark will never not be funny

 

[Don’tStart]

Oh my god

 

[inyo]

Anyone else notice that she turns into a Brummie when she gets angry? I love that each of her emotions seems to have a different voice. My fave is when she does the Rylan impression and makes that teeth sucking in sound and big smile he does.

Edit: found a video

"I was there this morning with the girls"

The girls in question are 80 years old

 

[Deeznutslol]

Is it at Aylesbury Cathedral ?

Westminster Abbey, I believe x

 

[inyo]

Real Housewives of Aylesbury you have rocked my world

 

[hogwartsdropout]

why is she everywhere

Obsessed with how she just comments FYP on everything. Also, I just know she likes Ph*l Sch*field and H*lly W*lloughby based on how she seems to love all the ITV lot.

“I’ll continue to do it my way” - And how far have you gotten by adopting that method Kate?

"I'll continue doing it my way and then complain that I got 7985/8000 in a photo competition" I called it a few days ago that she would ignore any advice. She's a stubborn girl.

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Iconic

 

[rubysdeadfly]

 

[Kat5998]

Thread title suggestion

Kate King #2: roses are red, I love an old dear, just to be clear I NEVER had diarrhoea

 

[ranchdistressing]

Can we have a whip-round/Go Fund Me to get her some friggin' lip scrub or something? Sick of her constantly looking like she's just demolished a sugared doughnut.

 

[vaguelyryo]

oh my god. looked for a kate forum a couple of months ago and couldn't find one so i'm completely made up about finding this tonight hahaha

val is a cow but to be fair if i had a traumatic forceps delivery and the baby turned out to be kate i'd be fucking evil too.

horrendously weird post from her facebook attached.

 

[friedeggontoast]

taken aback that she’s said yes to playing teenagers by MCR ?? bit weird for a hospital radio although who knows at this point whether patients can actually listen to it or not lmao

It’s because she can relate to the lyrics so much, teenagers scare the shit out of ar Kate

 

[vaguelyryo]

fucking howling at this on the banana post

 

[Deeznutslol]

WE’RE GETTING A FUCKING WEEKLY LIVESTREAM !!!!!!!!!!
Every tuesday we have to request songs and then she’s gonna livestream herself listening to them

 

[Geetbo]

I love how for Kate the death of one of her beloved grandparents and coming 4000th in a photo competition are tragedies of the same magnitude.

 

[gimm3more]

She talks about grandad like she’s lost her husband of 40+ years, not someone who she knew for 3 years. Ok they were clearly close but she seems to have latched onto him and mirrors the behaviour of the OAP couples she hangs around with like “bob and Judith” it’s bizzare

I’m still not over the fact he was just a random fella and not in any way a biological grandparent

 

[rubysdeadfly]

What is everyone favourite moment of Val Passive Aggression?

I think mine has to be "don't SPIT on the cake", completer with decorative '2' falling over.

on Princess Dianas death
"we all remember where we were..."
"you wernt born"

 

[Ellee2000]

i think the greatest discovery of my life has been kate king and this thread

 

[inyo]

When she says it’s Val’s first birthday without “grandad” I feel like she’s trying to imply that he was Val’s dad. Why would Val be that arsed that Kate’s 90 year old bowls club friend/lover isn’t here anymore for her birthday, when her own best friend died a few months ago?

 

[meredgrave]

“Kate King is with Chris Brown” Is a caption I never thought I’d live to see. Her latest victim grandad?

"He's got lovely smooth legs for a man" Jesus Wept

 

[inyo]

Exclusive: Tattle user Inyo uncovers leaked script for tonight's Tuesday Night Request Show!

20:00-20:15 - general rambling, a pervy comment from Steve about those gorgeous, gorgeous nurses, and perhaps Adele's I Drink Wine played for the 43rd time

20:15-21:00 - requests played for Chris and Mandy, Bob and Judith, a few other octogenarians from Fox Hill, and a brief reference to "Grandad's" death which sucks all the atmosphere out of the room

21:00-21:10 - it's time for the Sky News commercial radio simulcast followed by Kate reading an article from the Bucks Herald website verbatim

21:10-21:30 - the same three questions about 1960s pop music are posed to viewers as part of the weekly quiz, while a Twitter homosexual gets the thrill of his life when Kate breaks new ground and plays a request from one of her online fans

21:30-22:00 - Steve reads out the answers to the quiz while Kate has a panic as she realises only Auntie Rita and Uncle Jim's request is left on the list. She invites listeners to call or email in with a song of their choice since the Twitter/TikTok quota (1) has already been satisfied. With no calls from friends or family members forthcoming, Kate selects Made You Look by Meghan Trainor and claims it was submitted by a fictional centenarian named Diggory. And with that the show is over for another week.