Kate King

[Facepalm]

It’s how she talks about herself like “WE are not having a good day” it’s I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY FFS!!!

 

[gimm3more]

A fucking swan in the ducks category

 

[gimm3more]

I’m utterly obsessed with how it’s always some random old person’s birthday and she does an Insta post for them every time. Like it’s literally every other day

 

[hogwartsdropout]

I know she’s an adult in the eyes of the law anyway but I don’t understand her parents. They seem to have shielded her from things that would of helped her such as mixing with her own age group and having independence but have allowed her to open herself up to all sorts online. It does feel more the case of laughing at her than with her. You’ll have to have a thick skin and have the smarts to survive online and make a ‘career’ out of it and unfortunately I don’t think Kate has either.

I think she also enjoys being a victim or at least has that mentality. I do not deny that she’s had it difficult. She’s weird, she has a disability and her parents have enabled such behaviours. But she seems to thrive on being the centre of negative attention. She posted videos of her bawling her eyes out when ‘grandad’ was dying but it was a weird video and she seemed to enjoy arguing with people on the comments

 

[inyo]

Is he the one Kate isn’t allowed to see because he lives in a flat or something along those lines?

I believe so! As we all know, people who live in flats aren't allowed to receive visitors.
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Can't stop thinking about when she bragged that she spent the whole morning on her homework, then the next day the teacher ripped it up in front of the entire class

 

[Deeznutslol]

Forget a new grandad, she's adopting a new mum this time. She would just love to live with her at some point x

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I’m praying that she meant “I would love to go live with you”, but given that it’s Kate who has written that, there’s every chance that she’s genuinely saying that she wants to move in with this poor woman 🥲

 

[inyo]

Just realised that Kate bringing home a new grandad is Val and Mick's equivalent of their daughter bringing home a new boyfriend

 

[zeroess]

My favourite Kate POV is the one where she's a teacher to what appears to be, based on names, a class of 70-year-olds.

Although I do like the 'Mick doing the school run' one purely for the gall of her making up a scenario where her dad is completely incompetent at something that he definitely would have done when Kate was a child, and which she almost certainly hasn't done.

 

[Deeznutslol]

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Yeah we get the joke mate, no need to actually shove it inside your earhole tho.
What the actual fuck

 

[Don’tStart]

New thread title suggestion - Songs not on the system, Muggins gotta cover, Rylan’s a fan, why’s Kate treating Grandad like her lover?

We may a way off from thread number two but I couldn’t resist.

 

[inyo]

Bless, only a few more years of churning out daily tiktoks until she can buy another Music Magpie CD

 

[vaguelyryo]

“if i was your sister and these are the people that are doing this- if i was your sister, and someone else was doing that… to me… and i was your sister”

shes got such a way with words <3
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i hate the face she makes when she thinks she’s saying something profound or being smarter than everyone else. i think i’d actually probably like her if she wasn’t so smug

 

[Delia Smith]

She hates young people. She LOVES anyone over 80.
Like when she said she would go to bowls and Grandad and 'the boys' would do their thing and her and 'The Girls' would do girly things. Even though we know 'the girls' are 80+. I wonder if they talk about incontinence pads, high blood pressure, statins, those kinds of things?>

 

[rubysdeadfly]

All this talk of grandads funeral is giving me to flashbacks to my grandmas funeral when some random girl stood at the front of the church sobbing and none of us knew who she was and I fear the same thing is going to happen to Grandads actual family. We all thought it was so weird that someone who didnt know the whole family but clearly knew my grandma would do that

 

[Don’tStart]

Brief summary of the last 24 hours in the Kate King Universe:

- Grandad’s funeral was held
- Kate was allegedly turned away from the funeral by Henry’s relatives
- Kate’s co-host has been suspended
- The Tuesday night request show is over
- Kate has lost a voluntary job she’s occupied since 2017

THE DRAMA! In all seriousness, I hope he’s been suspended on legitimate grounds and it isn’t due to some fan of hers getting him in trouble simply for a laugh, considering she’s had this job a long time so I think it’s undeserving that she loses out on voluntary work due to her co-host’s behaviour or the behaviour of listeners.

 

[rubysdeadfly]

Not sure she should have uploaded that last TikTok given her mums in the background talking on the phone to someone talking about how someone’s had two strokes and is ill

 

[Geetbo]

I feel we need to brace ourselves for a big plot twist. I’m thinking something along the lines of Mrs. Wilson but instead of Grandad having multiple wives he’s got multiple grandchildren dotted around Aylesbury and Kate was in fact just one of many.

Or Kate dramatically reveals on SMHR that she is pregnant with Grandads baby.

 

[Don’tStart]

I’ve just set up a photo crowd account under a pseudonym and entered one of the free comps. Eagerly awaiting to see if I’ll beat the queen herself.

Please try and enter that mugshot of her in the car into one of the photo competitions where it may be relevant

 

[rubysdeadfly]

Kate’s statement:

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whilst she quite clearly is not an orphan (Kates in her oliver twist era) I feel so so bad for her, we've known for weeks this would happen and I have no idea how she's going to cope, she projected so much onto that man and clearly loved him so much. I just don't think she has the emotional capacity to be able to deal with this in a healthy way and I really hope it doesn't effect her eating again as she seemed to be getting better with that because she was less stressed, hopefully her parents are watching her closely. She loves to pretend to be super mature and an old soul but she still seems very emotionally young bless her. Must have been a kick in the teeth for her parents to read her saying she's an orphan though

 

[Don’tStart]

Rylan needs to get Kate on his radio show and ask her to request a song, just so he can say “sorry that’s not on the system”

Crying at this comment