Kate Hayes #66 Egg in a cup has us more excited than Truffs makeup

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Why is she obsessed on the idea we're all skint hahahaa !! Hilarious, pot fucking kettle that one !!
Innit! I had my baby the day before her. Went on mat leave at 38 weeks and been getting paid SMP since. I’m taking the full year off because I’m in no rush to get back to work at all so that means 3 months of no money, but yea I’m the skint one. Id guess my mortgage is at least double hers as I have a ‘normal 2 bed house’ in SE London. Oh I’ve also bought myself a new fridge since being on maternity. The other one wasn’t rusty, just needed a bigger one cause of the bébé.
 
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HAHAHAAHAAHAHA Oh fucking hell
After the news I’ve had today I needed this

Are we talking to Kate or Jane today?

what banter have you seen from Matt? Reow Reow yer boat or the fact he went out looking like he was late for a race at Aintree?
 
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you’ve got to be taking the piss
 
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Can we all agree that from this moment on he will no longer be known as Daddy DIY, he will forever be "Triple Threat"
Hahaha fully agreed.

I dunno like. My husband is dyslexic and always asking me to spell things. He automatically spells everything as it sounds and flim doesn't sound like fucking film.
Your autocorrect corrected you

HAHAHAAHAAHAHA Oh fucking hell
After the news I’ve had today I needed this

Are we talking to Kate or Jane today?

what banter have you seen from Matt? Reow Reow yer boat or the fact he went out looking like he was late for a race at Aintree?
Hope you're okay and your news wasn't too awful
 
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Am so grateful I’m here for this day. Thanks, everyone who made this possible for me
 
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Dead
I’d like to see her try to rinse anyone for having an opinion. If it was an offence hun the police would have been involved a long time ago.
5ft triple threat. I would “generally” like to know how they have sex with her on top without him needing a nebuliser afterwards for his collapsed lungs
 
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5ft triple threat
 
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Touched a nerve, off you go
 
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The latest stories about going shopping to town. Her nose is jumping all over the place like a jack-in-the-box. Jeeeeez
 
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Christ on a bike, howling at this thread from today. Been away for most of the day and come back to BODY BANTER FACE. The government should drop hands, face space and adopt this as their new covid slogan and have a topless delo with his stretched out roid nips out be the FACE and BODY of the campaign.
 
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Can we all agree that from this moment on he will no longer be known as Daddy DIY, he will forever be "Triple Threat"
My fave burger in Almost Famous is the Triple Threat and I don't think I'm going to be able to order it anymore because of this
 
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20 second grunter
Probably says “that was amazing wasn’t it babe” at the end
 
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