Noseybonk
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Whoever this is, is as thick as Truff - “Cheryl, You never seem to amaze me”I’m dead
The pink was deffo Truffs idea
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Whoever this is, is as thick as Truff - “Cheryl, You never seem to amaze me”I’m dead
The pink was deffo Truffs idea
Her neck looks like it smells of a jar of old 1psHer neck makes me boakit is actually green. Also the difference of her foundation colour to her hair line is shocking. View attachment 527219
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Remember when she said she doesn’t read here.Remember when she said matt had avocado on toast for breakfast but he had beans
Kate! You’re back!!I think she looks lovely and of course she looks slightly different when posing and showing herself at the right angles.
The house looks very fashionable but in a few years if it dates I'm sure Kate will get it redone so be bang up to date a gain. Matt is dreamy!
Yeh Matt’s amazing if you’re into small, brass shagging, violent, wannabe sted heads. Drop him a DM babe, his standards are clearly lower than a gutterI wish I was Kate! I would dream of swapping my dark semi for her bright and fresh house and having Matt every morning and night!!
Kate could rinse us dry? Is she that desperate for money at the minute then? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haThis is absolutely slanderous and Kate could rinse you dry!
Matt is nothing but a loving partner and dad. Even if I was a whore who slid into his DM he wouldn't be interested.
You lot are taking out your own issues on a woman that has done nothing wrong. I hope you all save up and get therapy cause you need it ! Matt is a triple threat - banter, body and face and you lot are salty that you can't have him. What a sad life ! !
Sorry but did she have to clarify because she thinks people are under the impression she’s living in some kind of Kardashian mansion?! A normal 3 bed semi would be a major upgrade love!! You’ve got 2 actual bedrooms, your fella’s “walk-in” (its not called a walk in when you use an entire bedroom for it and have to cross a hallway to get to it, the clue is in the name). Your only comfy family area is on a borrower sized sofa in your garage and instead of a nice place to chill and play with your baby you’ve got a large vagina-coloured cupboard full of sweatshop polyester clothing and makeup that belongs in 2003. You have to shower (if you bother!) then go downstairs to get dressed and then back up to sort your baby, then to take an all important selfie you have to go down again to drag a mirror in to your garage. You couldn’t give me your house for free it’s a show! I’m not one bit jealous of your life. You’ve got a gorgeous healthy baby girl but that is the only thing remotely covetable about you - you pretend everything’s amazing for the sake of strangers on Instagram! If you really dislike it that much here’s an idea - get an ACTUAL job rather than trying to fake the perfect insta life to blag freebies. Rather go out and work and be able to choose what I dress myself and my baby in than wait and see what the postman brings for me to pretend to love. She is delusional and it’s honestly worrying none of her loved ones see fit to intervene.The bit I completely pissed myself at out of all those slides was her saying “I just live in a normal 3 bed semi” alright love normal you say![]()
The wirrals answer to David GandySomeone please put Diddy DIYS head on that!![]()
They're the influencers version of "live,laugh, love" sign, along with those chanel and YSL books they all have on their console table... boring tackfest with zero originalityThose Desenio prints are the blandest thing on the planet. Can’t stand them. They’re either motivational bullshit quotes or black scribbles on a white or beige background. Absolute wank.