Kate Hayes #61 Wash your hair, you dirty mare. You're a fright and your box is..

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Not to be a sexist prick but there is NO WAY that any straight man would have the awareness or creativity to order a balloon ‘arch’ (looks more like a pile) cakesicles and balloons that spell out ‘mummy’. It’s actually so depressing seeing her parade it all over insta knowing that she chose and paid for it all herself
 
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She’s asked the health visitor, the midwife, her weaning coach and BoJo and they’ve all said that curling her baby’s hair with a tong is super allowed. Trolls.
 
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Truff you’ve really out-truffed yourself. Imagine thinking that you have to be this over the top to be celebrated for being a mum. What’s happened to cold toast and milky tea in bed or a handmade card? Why does everything have to be so bespoke and extra for her? She’s a fucking melt.
 
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This whole Mother’s Day display is just pathetic but we expect nothing less from her. Living life for ‘the gram’ is such a depressing way to live.
I got a lie in and peace to watch TV in bed with a hot coffee along with a handmade card from my son and it was perfect.
 
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I never understand the whole balloon thing?! Why do adults want balloons?? I only ever see them at kids birthday parties and on Instagram!
 
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Imagine crying cause you for some balloons with your gifted tat. It’s my wedding anniversary today and my kids birthday and Mother’s Day, I’ve managed 15 minutes in the bath before 2 toddlers got in, and my hubby is having a nap after eating too much cake. Imagine trying to show how amazing the day has been for the gram
 
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Aren’t those bottles of Whispering Angel the ones out of the hair burst boxes her and Mevs got. Had off with her own mums gifted wine
 
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Believe me Chezzas is much more OTT, probs all free too....but I feel she's afraid to post it all and is at least "reading the fucking room"
 
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It’s a wonder those balloons she definitely bought herself don’t spell ‘MOMMA’ rather than ‘MUMMY’.
Such over the top bragging shite. All for show to strangers on social media. Embarrassing.
 
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I’m 48 and would not be caught dead in that absolute disaster of an outfit!
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Are you a Geordie?

Find it hilarious she has a whole fucking living room converted into her walk in/office but goes and takes her outfit photos in another room?!
Why didn't she make the garage into a dressing room??
 
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As if one of her top three tips for new mums is ‘DON’T BUY TOO MUCH STUFF’!!!!!!!
You bought nothing you beggy mare!!
 
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Oh my god that fucking blouse/shirt/MONSTROSITY she’s wearing she dresses like a middle aged old fart! That outfit looks like she should have these on her feet
 
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Her trotters are gona smell like sweaty pasties in them
 
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