And he just happened to time it with the song kicking in, what a total coincidence
The desperation is pure cringe.
Anyway, it can hardly be described as dancing, more looking like she’s having a seizure.
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The desperation is pure cringe.
Anyway, it can hardly be described as dancing, more looking like she’s having a seizure.
Not for one single second. It’s all to remind us how relatable and uninhibited she is. Been cleverly saved and timed to tackle the backlash from her 3 back to back holidays.
Much like the lip hair removal cream / double chin posts when she has been “living her best life” on constant jollies during the year.
I can see why her two eldest children are mortified by her - that sun lounger dancing is darn right disturbing.
I can’t figure out what she is trying to do, is her dance inspired by people being given CPR?
I can’t figure out what she is trying to say when telling us she’s never been happier with her lot then writing “fvck ‘em” in capitals about her own children for her hundreds of thousands of followers to see. Are we meant to relate to how dismissive she is about them? Are we meant to find it engaging how much she shares about their private moments? Poor kids, the analogue equivalent would be your mother stopping strangers in the street to roar at them about your moods. Having been through parenthood of “teens” (or children, as most of us refer to them), I guarantee they remember their parents’ reaction to their behaviour long after they’ve forgotten about the behaviour itself.
She really is willing to shovel anything onto the burning pyre of attention-seeking, no matter what the damage when the smoke clears.
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She then gets asked to promote for John Lewis what kids will need for Uni? If JL had any sense, they'd look at her posts/stories and think she may have loads of followers, but not great in speaking about her kids, so why use her. 
Pretty sure her eldest is 16 or 17, so she's also a fat lot of use re: Uni preparation.
She’ll probably have some posh mate from Sevenoaks whose an expert on kids going to uni on with her. They’ll be much he hawing and saying how everything they show is amazing!! Like a lot of her lives
Unless John Lewis now sell condoms, Pro Plus, weed and packet noodles, there’s duck all Uni goers need from there.
Omg that sunbed reel! Absolute cringe. SO obviously fake. Even more embarrassing because of this than if it actually was real. What must her husband/kids think of this tit??
They probably love it, as its bringing in extra ££££
Her eldest is a bit older than my eldest so quite possibly going to uni this September but wouldn't we have heard A LOT about it by now?
Daughter is the eldest and she's not off to Uni this year.
Beyond bored with the candid comedy reels now.
The beach bullshit was as utter tit show. Who believes this stuff is actually candid???
Absolutely farcical she was in a little water for 5 seconds , get in and swim properly you silly woman
That bikni did her no favours. Sorry, I know that'a an awful thing to say, as we shouldn't be body shaming, but for someone who is a fashion blogger, it truly looked bad!
That Amanda Holden Tik Tok that’s gone viral, she’s totally taking the piss out of the likes of Kat and Kat’s dear friend RidleyLondon isn’t she? She definitely is!
I’ve read comments saying she’s taking the piss out of Victoria Beckham 
Ooh where do I find that??
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