The negative aspects of kylie’s life
A thread..............
Her mum set her empire up on the back of her older sisters sex tape
and this is her dad
And I don’t care if he’s a man, a woman, or a unicorn.
He cray cray.
She upgraded from
To
But can’t shake those rumours her daughters baby daddy is actually her bodyguard
(who imo. Is a solid 7/10 to her usual 1.1/10
)
Her best friend (might, possibly, allegedly ) has shagged her sisters baby daddy
And had to move out of her house.
And I bet she always forgets to take her favorite lipstick shade from the factory every time she visits and has to order online like a peasant.
We all have our crosses to bear