JoJo’s World #5 Over 1 million subscribers and only 938 views in 1 hour, not what I expected!

[Mark81]

his original was accurate. bad idea to put jete on the thumbnail

Bad idea to vlog full stop

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Paywalled!

pay up to see jojo's shitty content. good way to turn people off

Pay up suckers!! Only the patreon subs gets to watch the real failures. Imagine being this bad at your job and NOT getting fired.

 

[BlurryCat]

Imagine paying this guy to represent your travel agency.

 

[AKW24]

The cruise certainly didn't revitalise his channel

nor did being around Kp

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Is there someone forcing JoJo to reside in a state with such extreme heat? You don’t like it, move.

Yes he's being forced. He couldn't be this lazy and talentless anywhere else.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Tokyo Disney alone is not a bad idea. Continuing to think you are relevant is.....

 

[airbusA330]

His body isn't even all that. He's a skinny guy, that's it. He has a favourable metabolism considering what he eats and drinks, but he's a skinny guy.

Eh he’s skinny and that’s probably 75% of it. He clearly does go to the gym. His arms do have definition and his chest is tighter than just a skinny guy. He’s no model don’t get me wrong. For a true “doesn’t go to the gym and relies on metabolism—there’s Kile “pale pink tits” Pallo.
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3 words:

thirst bait cringe

Agreed
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His trips never "go as planned." At what point does it stop being clickbait and start being "you're bad at your job."

Was clickbait years ago

 

[themeparklife1]

Just realized he used an extremely outdated POV of Manta in his SeaWorld vlog. The construction site of Penguin Trek is almost all dirt in the video. However, when he posted it, the coaster was testing and most of the concrete work was complete on that side. Which leads me to believe, he didn't film it and stole it like usual.

 

[Mark81]

That's it? That's the best you can do for fathers day? He gave you a love of seafood?!

 

[Mark81]

Don't worry everyone....he still had to change the title and add "drake" to try and get people to watch.

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Hilarious. Like one has nothing to do with the other, two completely opposite and different subjects. Why would that attract a viewer

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Anyone think he will eventually regret this title?

 

[AKW24]

That room is fucking trashed. You know it had to stink too.

I feel bad for the stateroom attendant.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

The wedding was like 3 minutes of a 23 minute vlog - and he was not even an "officially" invited guest! That was hilarious and ridiculous all at the same time.

"We are technically invited" - JoJo
Ok sure JoJo . . . . . . just make sure you stand off to the side and behind the rope!

So according to JoJo logic.....if we show up at the royal palace during a celebration "We are technically invited" so we "know the king"?

 

[starri]

Maybe if some dude was looking for a hole somewhere to stick something?

Not with that terrifying rack of teeth.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Was just looking at the creation date for this thread, Jan 12, 2024.

Kile had #63 created on the same day and is already on thread #80

We feel like this thread is more "waiting for JoJo to fail" while Kyle's is an epic shitshow of rediculous behavior and life fails by the mini man.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

So we were cruising other forums and came across something interesting. Remember back when JoJo, Jete, PMM and the other grifters were supporting those one-off Disney Channel/theme parties at Boardwalk and downtown Orlando? Turns out the guy that ran them steals money from cast members and he doesn’t pay people back. It was said by someone that works there that he isn’t allowed back because of issues. There are a vine of people that are connected to him (not those mentioned above) and they all say how he steals money, abuses cast members verbally and he doesn’t even pay his rent apparently! We haven’t seen anyone speak on this because those meet ups seemed like a big deal…..Interesting, eh?

 

[Mark81]

Anyone think he will eventually regret this title?

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Does he ever regret anything? Even when he should?

 

[cardfrek]

Saw on octopride's stream that Taya was crying because she was thinking about her breakup and he completely blew her off and offered no support during his riding all the Fantasy Springs rides vlog. He left it in the vlog and jokes about it, completely heartless.

 

[Mark81]

Totally ripped off Ryan Trahan with his most recent videos, starting with the cover photo.View attachment 2696930

Wow, that's a straight up thumbnail copy

 

[airbusA330]

How depressing is it when they both class a 'slight bump' as a success

Slight bump is what Casey calls Kile’s