John Stones #9 JS5 is living the dream, he's got a self-entertaining harem

[Just Drive]

Good luck today @LurkingAnnie

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This smiley boy encourages you to get through your scan by thinking of...

His hair
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His eyes
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His lips
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His smile
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His tongue
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His stubble
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His arms
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His fingers
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His bod
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His back
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His bulge
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His bum
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His thighs
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His calves
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If you do that they'll prob want to check your heart too

Bae will be mentally holding your hand all the way through because you know he lives for the drama
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Well this was absolute perfection. Wishing you the best, @LurkingAnnie

 

[mimimithis]

More Waking Up in Vegas posted!

Think it's my fave chapter yet

Eeeep, I'll scurry off to read now!

 

[Violetroselily]

Smaller I think! That one comes up normal size. Maybe just an individual picture thing.

Love chicken kiev. Chicken is only meat RLF likes so we have it a lot, you can imagine how thrilled I am about that.

This is sad, maybe try on your phone and see if that comes up better?

What are you doing on your days off?

 

[NinaJonas]

Me messing up the acronyms apparently It should say WUIV, but I’m typing in between reporting on exams, so I didn’t check to see whether there were any typos there.
Waking up in Vegas is linked in the list above!

OH that’s what it means! Gonna read it as soon as I finished temptation island

 

[LurkingAnnie]

I shouldn't laugh at the misfortune of others but this did make me LOL. Glad you're over it

Mean

 

[wonderstruck25]

@wonderstruck25 I only fancy him because he looks like Liam. Don't even fancy Liam.



If he can tell me that he appreciates a Salmon & Cream Cheese sandwich, Mexican Layer Dip, Rocky Road Clusters, Best Ever Profiteroles and Cornish Cruncher. I'll come on the spot.



The one next to HK!

I swear Tripps has grown since 2018.

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He does look like Liam

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Did you know he is a twin? Not sure if he is equally useless
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He plays for Wigan…
And Republic of Ireland!!!

 

[cobette]

Spoiler: Spoiler

I’ve been to Hatfield House and it was amazing. I saw nothing of Hatfield but maybe it was for the best.

PLEASE watch the All or Nothing documentary. I guarantee you’ll fall in love with all the guys (except Mendy) and the staff. I re-watch it every few months. What a season that was.

Also, not Delph! That volatile type of personality makes me so nervous. I don't like how fond bae was of him, makes me question his taste in friends.

I would love to know how they all feel about Mendy now, it must really mess with your head that someone you liked so much turns out to be such a terrible person.

 

[wonderstruck25]

Or remotely close by!

I'll find a story. I went on cruise last year and he doesn't even know.

Where does he think you were?

 

[livvys]

What about a Hungry Horse? Do you have those?

Literally everywhere aren’t they

 

[LurkingAnnie]

I did joint honours with history because it meant I didn't have to do a dissertation. Lazy cow alert. Still don't know anything about history, or any 'real' books.

I really fancied the grad student who took one of my history modules and he asked me if I'd considered doing a masters because I was clearly brilliant at history. Mate, I've applied myself in your class because I think you're hot. The rest of the time I'm in the IT lab chatting shite on the McFly forums. No-one in their right mind is sponsoring me for a masters.

'Me again bae, can you get some gravy and a couple of Zinger Towers with that bucket please?! Oh and @ruby1080 is coming over, so I'd suggest you bring a scarf .'

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Love his face

 

[Violetroselily]

Pisstake! Not on Deliveroo either?

I'd honestly get hauled over hot coals for turning delivery off, dunno how people get away with it.

Nope, Deliveroo only have one store on there and it's been off since I looked early. Nandos website had another further away one on earlier but that's off now

Do you get alot of orders?

 

[mimimithis]

@cobette there ware two new chapters for WUIV out.

 

[ruby1080]

If we do a chapter a week that will mean everyone has plenty time to read.

Start tomorrow?



I'd say, if you can get 1,000 words a day down you're probably on to a winner. I have 78 since I got up

I have 600 words in note form that have been there for a few weeks, then another few hundred words of notes for the next chapter on another page. Can’t form any of them into a sentence ‍

 

[cobette]

I’ve gotta have Big Mick, hope that’s ok. You can have Will and Tarks?

Big Mick, sounds like you've already been there

I'm not sure Tarks is gonna hit the same in blue.

 

[secrethush]

hey guys, I missed quite a bit anything new? New drama? new pictures? What did I miss the last idk 80 pages?

Literally nothing new, only a vid of john dancing on holiday

This isn't OK John alright we need more. How do I think of my smut if your not here letting me look at your beautiful body

He needs a proper Jack era, sow those seeds again, be messy.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

I challenge you to read All Too Well and not absolutely sob.

I’m emotional anyway, I cry at anything. even stuff I’ve read before

I can't live this life anymore. I'm going back to my old life, where I achieved things other than an permanent state of arousal.

This made me really LOL

 

[cobette]

I bet they are one of the cunty places that don't let you have bottomless Pepsi anymore though.

 

[Just Drive]

There’s an ice cream poll??


I feel like I’m way behind on JG… tell me

Run, don’t walk to the new JG thread. There’s a naughty poll about ice cream and…that. I’ll tag you on there so you can find it quicker.

 

[cobette]

I’m emotional anyway, I cry at anything. even stuff I’ve read before

Me too friend, me too

I'll get the tissues ready for you.