John Stones #9 JS5 is living the dream, he's got a self-entertaining harem

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Poor guy won’t know what to do with himself, if you don’t acknowledge him.

I’m so happy that I don’t have to shop for work clothes - I get to wear the scrubs the hospital provides us with. I don’t envy anyone having to go out and shop responsibly.

I hate being lied to - and I don’t mean the “was it my turn to buy milk? I didn’t know” kind of white lie. There’s something about such blatant dishonesty that sullies a friendship or relationship and makes it difficult for me to trust someone fully anymore. let’s hope that doesn’t happen for Abbie and John. WUIV bae needs to man up and tell her.
 
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Decided to cheer myself up with a Greggs breakfast, their delivery is turned off. Cunts.
 
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Decided to cheer myself up with a Greggs breakfast, their delivery is turned off. Cunts.
Noooooooo. My Greggs is so reliable, I would be devestated if they let me down

McD instead? Double mcmuffin is the deal of the day on their app today
 
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Noooooooo. My Greggs isn so reliable, I would be devestated if they let me down

McD instead? Double mcmuffin is the deal of the day on their app today
Thanks, have ordered McDs. Is it any wonder my clothes don't fit!?

What is our life that we know that the app deals are on any given day!? What did you have for dinner last night in the end?

Keano has declared that Gabby is now his enemy

Gabby has taken this badly.


 
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99% of this thread is just food chat isn't it, mainly takeaways. Ffs.

What did you go for? I had faux nandos last night from a local chicken place I've ordered from before, it was ok but wish I'd gone for something else. They also sent me the rankest looking coleslaw instead of onion rings

I feel nothing about Gabby going. He has not imprinted on me unfortunately.
 
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Morning!!!

Hope everyone is ok… gutted to not wake up to photos again

i live in an area where NO ONE delivers… it’s awful

but here’s someone else instead for the sun city fans…

 
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I think I love him because he's small. I have a lot of admiration for how young he was when he came to the PL and he couldn't even speak the language. I'm also sentimental so I am sad to lose anyone.

I got the double sausage McMuffin, hash brown and a coke, not exciting. It's here already wtf.

Our local faux Nandos is decent, but even the mild is super spicy from there. It's pricey too!

I actually love cooking, I'm just supremely lazy recently.

HOW FIT DOES HE LOOK!? I never think he looks fit. Ever.

Look at his fluffy hair. Swooning.
 
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I know, right?? Seen him in a completely different light now… and I’ve met him multiple times. He’s NEVER been this fit before
 
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I know, right?? Seen him in a completely different light now… and I’ve met him multiple times. He’s NEVER been this fit before
And a nip too. What a treat.

Go find me Tarky looking sexy please. Fittest backline in the Prem.
 
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In my head, I’m picturing him having the best time at Glasto in shorts and wellies

and a bucket hat…

because if he was with me, that’s what we would have done


Quite a baptism for Mr 'never been to a gig', sounds fit though.
 
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