John Stones #9 JS5 is living the dream, he's got a self-entertaining harem

[Just Drive]

As someone that is only just entering the JS stuff.., I didn’t know this and it’s icky

There’s more stuff in addition to this which came later. We try not to talk about it.

 

[cobette]

I think that was when he was linked to coming back to us - I was so excited…

yet again, he broke my heart and didn’t come back, but he smiled and I forgot all about it

I shouldn't laugh at the misfortune of others but this did make me LOL. Glad you're over it

 

[Violetroselily]

Eek can't wait for the verdict!

Have just sat down for my break.

Work has a Pride playlist they've been playing on a loop all month. We're convinced there's like 6 songs on it because we just hear same ones constantly so we're writing them all down to find out how many it is (currently up to 24, we were wrong). But Malibu has been on 3 times already today and always makes me think of AON and smile

I love Malibu, was so happy when you featured it because I have never heard anyone ever acknowledge its existence

 

[mimimithis]

I’ll try but may not keep up. Can’t even write a sentence of my own right now.

I write a sentence, get distracted, come back to it, change it around, get distracted. This is going well for me, I suppose

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Do they only let you listen to the radio?

Bloody hell, that's depressing.

Lots of love for tomorrow, we'll all be thinking of you xx

I normally can’t be bothered to think about what to ask for. When I had treatment I had a playlist, but each treatment was literally like 3 minutes

It’ll be fine… I think…

and then it’s off to eat a lot and then watch dinosaurs again with the nephew

 

[cobette]

I would LOVE to have the imagination to write

I think that anyone who is a reader has something in them!

@mimimithis I always love John's interactions with Kyle in fics!

@Violetroselily are you going home today? Are you going to be able to read OH yet?

 

[wonderstruck25]

You two are made for each other.

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Are you okay?

Is moving your bedroom around one of those projects that you start and then half an hour in wish you hadn't?!

I’m not even joking it’s really tragic, I don’t go a week without injuring myself.

I don’t know my Googling is telling me it should be fine, really hurt though

I regretted it as soon as I wooshed open the first bin bag… I have three bin bags of clothes for that clothes bin/ charity shop and one that I’m going to sell online so it’s probably a good thing or it would have been if I didn’t decided to try to kill myself again

You having a better day?

 

[Violetroselily]

No sausage?

I don't love a McDonald's sausage tbh

 

[livvys]

Have some bae dancing to Gloria Gaynor

Oh god I love this man

 

[LurkingAnnie]

NO! NO BUCKET HATS!

Btw, can you pls link me all your favourite John stories?

Denim shorts, white, TIGHT tshirt, wellies and a bucket hat

 

[livvys]

Definitley does nudes and saucy snaps in his pants

England ace John Stones' affair behind sweetheart's back REVEALED

ENGLAND star John Stones has had a steamy affair behind the back of his childhood sweetheart, the Daily Star Sunday can reveal.

www.dailystar.co.uk

Saucy snaps… she needs to leak them

 

[ruby1080]

Can we please have some of the other names on your list that will now never be used because the shop is closed?!

I think I've just been impregnated by Eric Dier so I need some help.

I bet I've got THE LIST somewhere, I'll see if I can dig it out.

 

[cobette]

Longer than a week for me which is getting problematic because it’s hot here and it’s pool weather. How does he have the patience to shave or wax so much?? Bae, you’re on holiday! Let it grow!

We have so many questions for him.

It's just as well he has enough money we'd never have to share a bathroom.

 

[mimimithis]

He'd possibly be even fitter.

He is fit isn't he?!

I hate him.

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Famous last words

 

[mimimithis]

Might not be embarrassment so much as a mixture of not wanting to put her in that situation and not wanting his mate's wedding to be soured by an awkward situation in his personal life.

I can imagine that if I was in a relationship with someone I love but who (allegedly) some of my friends weren't keen on and (allegedly) they preferred my ex, then I'd be conscious of not wanting my other half to feel judged or unwelcome or whispered about.

I expect everything's perfectly fine hanging out with just the City boys and their partners, but a lot of the England WAGs seem to still be friends with Millie - and Millie may well have been at the wedding. It seems like she and John have matured enough to be adults around each other but maybe bringing ON into the mix around Millie and all her friends might make things awkward.

I think it's important not to take your own drama to someone else's wedding.

I can see this scenario happening, yes! Well put together.

 

[rasperryripple]

I haven’t had tea yet

watching Noel at glasto with a glass of Prosecco… bae would be proud

Having a Gin and those salt and black pepper mixed shaped snacks from markies.
Watching Noel too it looks amazing there would love to go one day!
Getting in the mood as going to see his little brother and Kasabian tomorrow night

 

[wonderstruck25]

I was whinging about missing breakfast wrap from McDs yesterday!

Spoiler: gravy - i wouldn't watch

How dare you talk about the breakfast wrap and add that video as well

 

[cobette]

I really need to just shut up sometimes, either way I’m glad you found your

I love you so much.

Galaxy hole now part of my vocab.

OK I've reprioritised my plans for the week

This is where photo filing gets too difficult, because you don't know which ones you have and which you don't. Then you end up with duplicates, which is irritating.

 

[mimimithis]

Waking Up in Vegas (OFC)

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The greatest fic of all time, we're starting a book club this week reading a chapter a week and posting our thoughts here if you'd like to join! - Parachute series (Jack)

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Summertime (Jack)

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My absolute fave - Sun City (Pickford)

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ENT series - read this on a constant loop (Pickford)

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All Too Well (Pickford) - this is one of the best things I've ever read, it's so poignant

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Loved this one but it hasn't been updated in a while - Lover (Ruben)

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This list is *Chef’s kiss*

 

[cobette]

It's on my list, I cannot wait to see it, finally. TV has been the last thing on my mind lately, with work being so crazy. But this? I won't be able to resist for long, will I?

It is absolutely impossible not to fall completely in love with the entire club when you watch it. It's like a propaganda film.

@Just Drive Dele is very frustrating, because he has that childlike look that makes him look so innocent, and I find myself thinking 'such a shame that it's not going well for him'. But then you remember he's doing nothing to help himself!

@Gossgossgoss9888 I'm on that episode now!