John Stones #9 JS5 is living the dream, he's got a self-entertaining harem

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For anyone following along in the exploits of my relationship with useless Keano. He's just seen on the news about financial aid being offered to people and has asked 'Would we get that? Are we impoverished?'
 
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You are a champ!

I have:

Duck Spring Rolls
Salt and Pepper Chicken
Chips
Egg Fried Rice with Curry Sauce and Extra Onions
honestly this sounds immense. love a duck spring roll; i go between them and veg!

me on the JG thread: i wanna watch dec peg jack and then deep throat them both

me on the JS thread: i’m partial to a spring roll x
 
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honestly this sounds immense. love a duck spring roll; i go between them and veg!

me on the JG thread: i wanna watch dec peg jack and then deep throat them both

me on the JS thread: i’m partial to a spring roll x
That encapsulates it perfectly right there. :ROFLMAO:
 
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honestly this sounds immense. love a duck spring roll; i go between them and veg!

me on the JG thread: i wanna watch dec peg jack and then deep throat them both

me on the JS thread: i’m partial to a spring roll x
That last bit made me cackle, nearly choked on my food 😂
It’s like a nunnery in here sometimes compared to the JG thread
 
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He's now panicking about polio. We need to go back to watching JS videos on YT at meal times.

'Here's a question for you!? What is faster!? The speed of thought or the speed of light?!' - this is a thought worthy of Twitter Jack.

@spilldatea howling at the thread comparison, John we still want to peg you but we'll have some tea after it babe
 
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A nunnery!?

That has him looking like this?!

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Where's @LurkingAnnie at today?! Hope you're okay, can only hope you are in a Stonesford wank coma. Told you that fic was hot xxx
 
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A nunnery!?

That has him looking like this?!

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Where's @LurkingAnnie at today?! Hope you're okay, can only hope you are in a Stonesford wank coma. Told you that fic was hot xxx
I’m here. Sorry, just an awful day at work. Meant to finish at 12 and just leaving now.
@Violetroselily hope you survived your last day

i see there’s a new thread 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’ve got catching up to do

any highlights?? Has he been out and about??
 
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A nunnery!?

That has him looking like this?!

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Where's @LurkingAnnie at today?! Hope you're okay, can only hope you are in a Stonesford wank coma. Told you that fic was hot xxx
Every time I see his thighs I feel like I've had a bang on the head. All I can think is the word thighs.

I’m here. Sorry, just an awful day at work. Meant to finish at 12 and just leaving now.
@Violetroselily hope you survived your last day

i see there’s a new thread 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’ve got catching up to do

any highlights?? Has he been out and about??
He's quiet, presumably having a nice holiday somewhere.

But @Violetroselily has finished her job and is having a Chinese!

Hope you're okay, what a horrible day that is 😢

Bae will take care of you (look at those cheekbones!)
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Every time I see his thighs I feel like I've had a bang on the head. All I can think is the word thighs.
I'm only just now appreciating how hot that picture is.

The shirt around his pecs
You can still see nipple
His thighs
The grass
The face
The hair
The pose

Someone help me.

@LurkingAnnie nothing new to report. So sorry your day has been so long.

I, however, had a a very productive day long meeting today. I finished the work I didn't do on Monday and collected three pens. Didn't take anything from the meeting other than the pens though.
 
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He's quiet, presumably having a nice holiday somewhere.

But @Violetroselily has finished her job and is having a Chinese!

Hope you're okay, what a horrible day that is 😢
i feel like he’s being selfish enjoying his holiday and not even giving us anything to froth over 🤣


That is the best news @Violetroselily - hope you’ve got enough Chinese to feed an army!

@cobette you mean we’ve both just done work all day? Should we be proud? Or should someone send a doctor to check on us?
 
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what do we think he gets from the chippy? i reckon fish, chips and mushy peas
He'll get peas because I hate peas, and he likes to spite me.

Peas are in the same category as bananas, they infiltrate everything. I call them poisonous peas.
 
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Every time I see his thighs I feel like I've had a bang on the head. All I can think is the word thighs.



He's quiet, presumably having a nice holiday somewhere.

But @Violetroselily has finished her job and is having a Chinese!

Hope you're okay, what a horrible day that is 😢

Bae will take care of you (look at those cheekbones!)
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He always looks perfect from every angle. Such a regal side profile. 🥵
 
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Right, I am not making the things that come out of RLF gob up. Honest to God.

"Those are nice pants you're wearing"
"They're shorts"
 
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Right, I am not making the things that come out of RLF gob up. Honest to God.

"Those are nice pants you're wearing"
"They're shorts"
Says a lot about your pants that they can be mistaken for shorts. Clearly it has been far too long since RLF has seen them.
 
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