Love his face
Love his faceI did joint honours with history because it meant I didn't have to do a dissertation. Lazy cow alert. Still don't know anything about history, or any 'real' books.
I really fancied the grad student who took one of my history modules and he asked me if I'd considered doing a masters because I was clearly brilliant at history. Mate, I've applied myself in your class because I think you're hot. The rest of the time I'm in the IT lab chatting shite on the McFly forums. No-one in their right mind is sponsoring me for a masters.
'Me again bae, can you get some gravy and a couple of Zinger Towers with that bucket please?! Oh and @ruby1080 is coming over, so I'd suggest you bring a scarf .'
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He's fuming. Says I'm treating him like an Uber driver.Love his face
OK, don’t tell me how it’s made, just pour it over me and get Bae (my Bae, does he answer to “t’other Bae” here?) to come and lick it off. Bet he loves it. Save a little bit to put on your Bae’sUm, if I tell you how we make the gravy you'll never eat it again. It's time consuming and messy.
Mate, that's gonna burn.OK, don’t tell me how it’s made, just pour it over me and get Bae (my Bae, does he answer to “t’other Bae” here?) to come and lick it off. Bet he loves it. Save a little bit to put on your Bae’sfor me.
It’s OK, my Bae’s just had a freezer load of ice lollies delivered to his house so he’ll be able to soothe me afterwards.Mate, that's gonna burn.
Gotta temp it to 75 degrees.
John once Ruby's had the gravy out.
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It’s OK, my Bae’s just had a freezer load of ice lollies delivered to his house so he’ll be able to soothe me afterwards.
This was really sweet… I meant adult in the sense I go to work in my pyjamas and got the parkomg you so don't appreciate what you do.
You're totally underestimating the impact you have on your NK. You're shaping the person she's going to turn into. It's amazing and an honour and she's going to love you forever.
Is there something you can do to make you feel differently about this viewpoint you have? Maybe changing jobs you will feel differently?I bet you feel job satisfaction though? I do not, probably never have.
The contrast between the two threads is gold.Have you ever been to a Harvester?
Yes, I live right by one. They piss me off that they don’t do the breakfast properly anymore though so I don’t go much now.Have you ever been to a Harvester?
The breakfast with the fruit and cereal 🥲Yes, I live right by one. They piss me off that they don’t do the breakfast properly anymore though so I don’t go much now.
Tell him you’ll give him a tip…He's fuming. Says I'm treating him like an Uber driver.
I thought it would be much worse than that tbh, I’ll still have it all.I was whinging about missing breakfast wrap from McDs yesterday!
How dare you talk about the breakfast wrap and add that video as wellI was whinging about missing breakfast wrap from McDs yesterday!
Stop!Tell him you’ll give him a tip…
Or, better yet, he can give you his tip
But you put your hash on your muffin right?! (Why does everything we say here sound dirty!?)I’ve never had a breakfast wrap. I always get a sausage and egg McMuffin with a hash brown and I’m a boring bitch who won’t change that for anything.
Yes the hash brown always goes in the muffin (why do they not just put one in anyway?) I often get another to eat by itself.But you put your hash on your muffin right?! (Why does everything we say here sound dirty!?)
Top tip btw - I tried it after you suggested it, a McTower if you will.
Anyway, breakfast wrap was basically already towered for you, and the egg was nicer, and you got bacon and sauce. Bonus!
If it wasn’t a wrap.. it was the bagel- which they also took away from me.I’ve never had a breakfast wrap. I always get a sausage and egg McMuffin with a hash brown and I’m a boring bitch who won’t change that for anything.
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