John Stones # 52 Pretty Eyes, Sexy Thighs. We hope to see him today, otherwise we’ll all cry.

[spilldatea]

if he doesn’t start tonight look for an angry girl in the stands throwing a tantrum x

 

[Just Drive]

Hi everyone! Match is televised here so I’m up early as per. I wish us luck.

 

[Violetroselily]

Did @sugarfairy23 arrange this?

He's got a lovely new headshot for his LinkedIn profile. He's just become partner in his accountancy firm.

 

[mimimithis]

Spoiler: ❤

You are absolutely, guaranteed, never a bother, I promise. And you're always so lovely to me when things are going badly, I don't want you to feel like you can't lean on me and the rest of the gang if you need to.

Sometimes it's too hard to talk but being around people helps. Come here and look at beautiful pictures of bae.

Sometimes getting it all out somewhere where no-one will judge you is what you need. Come here and vent to us. Stick it behind a spoiler and that way if anyone isn't in the headspace to support (or is just here to look at football's sexiest thighs) they can continue with their day and their conversations uninterrupted, and those who can and want to listen will do so.

We love you so much share as much or as little as you feel comfortable with, no pressure or expectations whatsoever either way. But if you need us we're here.

Thank you, lovely.

I'll keep that in mind.

 

[WylieWyles]

Hey, we wouldn't want him to lose any ears to frostbite!

Do you think he started without a hat and moaned so much that someone forced him to wear it so he'd shut up?

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Spoiler

awwww doggy has just been to vets cos he’s a bit stiff and she said he’s doing so well for his age. He’s 13

 

[maccamacc]

He is looking very handsomely rugged these days..

 

[Violetroselily]

What lovely news for them. Glad it sounds like everyone is doing well.

 

[Violetroselily]

How come not Dias, Walker and Cancelo atm are they not in form? (Genuinely didn’t realise sorry I only really pay attention to Bae when it comes to City so I just saw the line up and didn’t look as strong as it could be - if the others aren’t in form though then I guess it makes sense! ) except Ederson maybe?

Glad Pep is of the mindset to go for it!

Ruben was out injured with a poorly hammy since the World Cup and has only played about 5 mins as a sub last week, Cancelo has been awful and is desperate to leave (apparently) and Rico Lewis is arguably too good to drop for Kyle who will also be lacking fitness

 

[sugarfairy23]

HE TAPES HIS TOES VRL

kyle said so have you not watched roommates a zillion times

“What’s your postcode though?”

 

[Donald23]

Pep needs to learn that the inly way to keep stones and Dias healthy is too play them together

 

[maccamacc]

Why don’t they ever ask him about his performance/s?

I always think baby gives his best interviews immediately post match

 

[maccamacc]

Yes more baby I never take this for granted as we all know his gammy hammy

having harissa roast chicken and peppers with rice

Pep WELL mardy in ITV pre match interview

 

[cobette]

I wish I had more . Did anything happen to that one you posted a while ago. The stray one

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@cobette can I see your beauty babies pls

I will play paparazzi later! My phone won't let me upload rn

It's giving Shaun of the Dead

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I am afraid I resemble this today.

 

[Shoequeen91]

Really hope the injury isn’t as bad as it seems gutted for him

 

[Just Drive]

MOTM for me - he is always so so composed, cool, calm and collected.

JOHNNY, johnny stones, JOHNNY, johnny stones

It’s annoying that he plays so well but rarely gets recognized or even mentioned. I know today is all about Haaland but I wish the commentators would talk about bae. He’s been excellent today.

 

[sugarfairy23]

MOTM for me - he is always so so composed, cool, calm and collected.

JOHNNY, johnny stones, JOHNNY, johnny stones

Goalscorers always get MOTM though don’t they (hoping to be proved wrong today!)

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I only say this because it's baby and he needs to be looked after, but what annoys me the most about Pep's nonsense is that it's just a totally pointless thing to say. It doesn't help, it doesn't change anything, just makes him and baby look like idiots. He is still injured, getting pissed off about that doesn't change the outcome. I can understand publicly calling players out for bad attitude or shit behaviour, but why kick someone when they're already down?


Poor sweet boy

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Nathan’s hand on his head

I’m not sure what pep gets out of it tho cos it doesn’t really make bae look as bad as it makes pep. He’s in charge he’s the one who makes decisions so what was he thinking. I hope it’s one of those things where he says I’m joking or it’s taken out of context.

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Haha what is with the biscuits analogy? There’s so many other things you can use. Like you say him being made of biscuits doesn’t put me off one bit.

The cheese string one is harsh are cheese strings even a thing anymore?! Not had one of them in about 15 years

Like biscuits are crumbly and break easy!

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

He sure is!

how are you this morning? Has the snow cleared from where you are?

I’m ok thanks. Works shit. Everywhere looks like this!!!

I’m going to get a meal deal in a min when I’ve done this bit for my lunch later. What you doing today.

 

[einahpets93]

It’s outrageous how am I ever going to shift my Christmas tum and get bikini ready when they bring this out.

I’ve decided to opt only for city breaks this year and only wear polo necks