John Stones # 52 Pretty Eyes, Sexy Thighs. We hope to see him today, otherwise we’ll all cry.

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He just looks like a twat for saying it, because like you say, why play him if he looks tired? Take him off after 30 minutes if you can tell he's not ready, especially when there's two senior CBs on the bench. Knob.
I know i really don’t understand. Even if he asked John and bae is like no I’m fine. He’s the manager and he should call the shots even if bae argued. I’m very sad about it . Cunts on twitter saying bae is made of biscuits I hope he’s not too distraught.

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Love him
 
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The only thing I can think of it’s a case of life imitating art and @lou_claire91 Pep/John story and John is actually shagging Pep’s wife and he was pissed

In all seriousness though yeah it doesn’t reflect badly on John at all, it reflects badly on Pep. And John is now dealing with the consequences
 
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It’s a sad day. It could have been prevented. I’m not sure what the fuck Pep is doing lately. Hinting bad mouthing players a bit. , benching certain players for seemingly no reason ( bad body language sounds like an excuse to me. Anyone can have bad body language really ) now this !!. Not impressed
 
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I thought this too

Also I love biscuits so if he is made of them that's not a hardship, I'll eat him.

Someone in work said his hamstring is actually a cheesestring So rude.
 
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I only say this because it's baby and he needs to be looked after, but what annoys me the most about Pep's nonsense is that it's just a totally pointless thing to say. It doesn't help, it doesn't change anything, just makes him and baby look like idiots. He is still injured, getting pissed off about that doesn't change the outcome. I can understand publicly calling players out for bad attitude or shit behaviour, but why kick someone when they're already down?


Poor sweet boy

 
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I thought this too

Also I love biscuits so if he is made of them that's not a hardship, I'll eat him.

Someone in work said his hamstring is actually a cheesestring So rude.
Haha what is with the biscuits analogy? There’s so many other things you can use. Like you say him being made of biscuits doesn’t put me off one bit.

The cheese string one is harsh are cheese strings even a thing anymore?! Not had one of them in about 15 years
 
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Nathan’s hand on his head

I’m not sure what pep gets out of it tho cos it doesn’t really make bae look as bad as it makes pep. He’s in charge he’s the one who makes decisions so what was he thinking. I hope it’s one of those things where he says I’m joking or it’s taken out of context.

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Like biscuits are crumbly and break easy!
 
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Baby is actually buzzing because he has something else to bond with Kalvin over.
 
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Oh yeah I know why they are saying biscuits but it just makes me think of how much I want to lie him down and cover him with biscuits and then eat them off him (maybe that’s just me though)

Pep’s being an arsehole and needs to sort out getting back into our good books!

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Baby is actually buzzing because he has something else to bond with Kalvin over.
Maybe that can be on the next “what would you rather”‘questions thing they do;

Would you rather your manager call you too fat or too tired

god Pep is just a proper arse at the moment isn’t he
 
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Imagine if he was made of biscuits tho. I’d defo eat his arse.

Oh my god hahah that question .
Has pep always been like this or has he got worse.
 
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Imagine if he was made of biscuits tho. I’d defo eat his arse.

Oh my god hahah that question .
Has pep always been like this or has he got worse.
I know he’s in pain here but - he’s waiting for you Strawb



Sorry hope that’s not too crude even for a Saturday night haha
 
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I’m sure you looked gorgeous!
 
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I hate to be the ick bearer but - it does ick me abit.
Why do they do it? I understand like Usain Bolt doing it for aero dynamics or whatever but does Baby really have to?
Hmm I don’t mind really on him. I think he can get away with it. Do you think he has laser hair removal
 
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I hate to be the ick bearer but - it does ick me abit.
Why do they do it? I understand like Usain Bolt doing it for aero dynamics or whatever but does Baby really have to?
I think it is more comfortable for massage and bandaging? He probably started when he needed strapping all the time
 
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I think it is more comfortable for massage and bandaging? He probably started when he needed strapping all the time
Yes, that’s what I’ve always assumed, too. Many NFL football players remove their leg hair also, for ease of bandaging/strapping and treatment.
 
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I hate to be the ick bearer but - it does ick me abit.
Why do they do it? I understand like Usain Bolt doing it for aero dynamics or whatever but does Baby really have to?
I would rather his smooth legs rub against mine in the night than a pair of hairy ones.

My only issue is he'll judge me when I don't shave mine.
 
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