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John Stones #51 his loins are so hot his locker room seat’s all shot
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He’s just asked me if I wanna go to united v Leeds
“No do I duck
” He’s always saying Leeds fans are the worst !!
I can’t say Leeds without prefacing it with “Dirty”
He’s just asked me if I wanna go to united v Leeds
“No do I duck
He’s always saying Leeds fans are the worst !!
They are the worst
I’m in shock he’s back in the squad. Honestly seemed like something was going on in the background.
only have to hope that it fell through and now he’s staying with us - we bleeping need him. He came on for abit at the end but once he’s back to full strength (and hopefully if he does stay) will hopefully be a big gain for us.
Ah Amazing! Glad you’re down safe in this horrible weather, hope you’re having a lovely night
Odds for Bae showing his face for you tomorrow are pretty odds on aren’t they?
Busy day for me, we went to the zoo this morning, managed to catch the second half of Chels get atleast a point, then watched some more football before steak dinner & now RLF is putting on The Menu & we are about to have a Chocolate & Salted Caramel Melting Pudding that he bought at Christmas
My first instinct on seeing Madders was on was that he was in shop window. I am a cynic!I can’t say Leeds without prefacing it with “Dirty”
They are the worst
I’m in shock he’s back in the squad. Honestly seemed like something was going on in the background.
only have to hope that it fell through and now he’s staying with us - we bleeping need him. He came on for abit at the end but once he’s back to full strength (and hopefully if he does stay) will hopefully be a big gain for us.
Ah Amazing! Glad you’re down safe in this horrible weather, hope you’re having a lovely night
Odds for Bae showing his face for you tomorrow are pretty odds on aren’t they?
I am not convinced that tomorrow is a sure thing, Ayme hasn't played this week yet and Ruben's only got a handful of minutes. I don't have any faith that Pep selects the team on form.
Aww sounds like a lovely day honey! And glad for you that your boys got a point
I saw The Menu a few weeks ago...please report back what you think of it
Will do, RLF said he has to see it but had no clue what it’s about
No you’re probably right. Something is off about the whole thing. It just doesn’t help when there’s secrecy and hidden agendas and stuff and We’ve just been so fucked over by injuries this season it just adds to the frustration.
Apologies tax for all for the non Bae moans
Have you got decent seats tomorrow at least @cobette?
He may well still be saying that after its finishedWill do, RLF said he has to see it but had no clue what it’s about
Oh god don’t say that … I spend more time when we watch anything with me pausing it to explain the parts he’s missed/misunderstood/ or “who’s that character, I don’t remember them in this before” … I already have a large gin I may need to down it and get another to get through this thenHe may well still be saying that after its finished
I can’t believe Harry kanes wife is only just 30! I thought she was older than that.
Quite good! Not my favourite block, the next one along, nearer goal, 3rd row (but the first three rows aren't tiered so makes pics a little harder for small people).
glad it’s not just me still eating leftover xmas fatty bum bum food
I’m sure Bae will still pull out his best performance for you
whether he’s on the pitch or the touch line are you heading straight back home afterwards?
You aren’t alone! Last year we were eating Christmas tree shaped chicken nuggets in July
Only for the dogs for me…
And being 30 again
Some days I think I couldn’t be fucked being a WAG - the inevitable cheating, their time away from the home, the fact that footballers are so bleeping useless they probably don’t even know how to turn the washing machine on.
But then you see pics of lovely family photos; with the dogs and balloon arches and you question; yeah, why not
could think of worse men to be with and at least there would be no 6.30 wake up alarms on a Monday morningI couldn’t be a WAG. Those balloon things do my head in. I would pop them all, the kids would cry, the dogs would bark and bae would dump me.
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