Is he offended or does he agreeKyle is showing him the thread on his phone and reading you lot saying you wouldn’t shag Parade Bae
I just hope we see the same euphoria this May.
I’d have a go!Wouldn’t you just love to shag the obnoxiousness out of him though
100% agree, my friend.A soft Willy would be really disappointing; especially from Bae.
However - I strongly believe he would wake up the next morning back to full strength and a good session of scruffy hungover morning sex would make up for it
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He’s still doing nowt the next morningHe's back in training, this makes me so happy.
Also, I agree with @sugarfairy23 - I definitely wouldn't say no to parade!Bae or kick him out of bed. Plus, there's always the next morning and great, lazy hangover sex.
Getting someone sober enough, or up for anything is just a matter of knowing the right kind of cure.
Why’s no one loving obnoxious bae?Hey, I never said I wouldn't shag him, I just agreed that he'd be obnoxious and annoying and likely unable to get it up. As long as his nausea is gone, sounds like the perfect opportunity for one of my fav pastimes which will help shut him up.
I don't want either of you to vom on me thank you.Parade day bae is my ultimate bae.
As I’m sure we’re well aware, i’m equally a disgrace when I’m pissed.
We wouldn’t irritate each other, we’d just be messes and get dirty food delivered the next day.
I’d laugh at all his shit jokes and find that absolutely tolerable because I’m also a moron.
He would be less likely to tolerate me, because I’d be too sick the next day to even nurse his hangover - I’d be as needy as him.
@cobette can we both vom on you??
He’s still doing nowt the next morning
Why’s no one loving obnoxious bae?
But we love you.
But as long as you got to feel his dick, wouldn’t it all be worth it in the end?My problem with parade bae is partly because when I drink I either remain frustratingly sober and detached, in which case I would get super impatient with him, or I get silly af, in which case we would probably get up to the most terrible mischief together, and not the sexy kind, and then we'd both feel like dicks in the morning.
But he is very handsome and funny and I suppose that's all I need.
See look at him. He’s an absolute state!! No way would he be able to shag 🫣But as long as you got to feel his dick, wouldn’t it all be worth it in the end?
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Oh, don't worry, given the opportunity I'd be there like a shot. Just, if I do get a choice, I think I pick sober bae.But as long as you got to feel his dick, wouldn’t it all be worth it in the end?
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Man is steaminggggg
Omg I’d forgotten just how much of a menace he really was that day(I still would though)
And tipped champers or proseccco or whatever it was on Bernardo’s ( I think?) head?Remember when he said he liked playing with Kyle on and off the pitch
Omg I’d forgotten just how much of a menace he really was that day(I still would though)
Remember when he said he liked playing with Kyle on and off the pitch
I miss that day.And tipped champers or proseccco or whatever it was on Bernardo’s ( I think?) head?
I’m glad he’s such a prick when he’s drunk, makes him seem more human and real
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A pleasure to play with, both on and off the pitch.Remember when he said he liked playing with Kyle on and off the pitch
Alright lads get a roomA pleasure to play with, both on and off the pitch.
I'm sure he is!
Oh no it's too much
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