He would be utterly obnoxious. I'd hate him.
John Stones #51 his loins are so hot his locker room seat’s all shot
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I would love parade john me so long as I also had one of those bottles of pink prosecco
Wouldn’t you just love to shag the obnoxiousness out of him though
No, he'd vomit on me first.
Oh my lord can you imagine !!!!!
You’d still have eyes though? Can think of worse ways to spend a Monday night then staring at a naked snoring Bae
I mean it sounds like nobody else is up for it so I’m willing to take one for the team and shag Bae on the next victory parade - don’t worry yourself ladies I’ve got it covered
Have you seen our form!? You're going to be waiting a whileYou’d still have eyes though? Can think of worse ways to spend a Monday night then staring at a naked snoring Bae
I mean it sounds like nobody else is up for it so I’m willing to take one for the team and shag Bae on the next victory parade - don’t worry yourself ladies I’ve got it covered
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Man City will be fineHave you seen our form!? You're going to be waiting a while
Might do you good to go a whole season without winning a trophy, you’ll appreciate it so much more next year haha and then at least you’ll feel how the rest of us do every season
if Bae doesn’t win anything thing this year I’m sure he can still get lairy on his birthday and
I would be up for it lovely snoozy baby
but just me and bae sorry not that adventurous
Are you sure you want to do that???? He might be a tit shag cos he’s intoxicated. Wouldn’t you wanna wait until he’s got top performance in him?? No disappointments thenYou’d still have eyes though? Can think of worse ways to spend a Monday night then staring at a naked snoring Bae
I mean it sounds like nobody else is up for it so I’m willing to take one for the team and shag Bae on the next victory parade - don’t worry yourself ladies I’ve got it covered
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@sugarfairy23 fumbling around with his floppy willy getting increasingly exasperated.
But I know disappointment well. I thought I had put it all behind meMan City will be fine
Might do you good to go a whole season without winning a trophy, you’ll appreciate it so much more next year haha and then at least you’ll feel how the rest of us do every season
if Bae doesn’t win anything thing this year I’m sure he can still get lairy on his birthday andweI can still get the drunken shag after all
No more Spurs, Blackburn, Leeds or Burnley.He'll be at Brentford on his birthday, so @maccamacc and I will look after his soft willy and put him to bed
A soft Willy would be really disappointing; especially from Bae.
However - I strongly believe he would wake up the next morning back to full strength and a good session of scruffy hungover morning sex would make up for it
However - I strongly believe he would wake up the next morning back to full strength and a good session of scruffy hungover morning sex would make up for it
He is in training today, so is Ruben according to SSN
There's a video on the softiestonesy account
There's a video on the softiestonesy account
I dunno, the first time I saw these pics I was a little concerned that I might have gotten knocked up.
But yes, in person, I agree - incorrigible and beyond annoying. Not to mention impotent.
One benefit of self-imposed spinsterhood and near total isolation
His voice would be all gravely and gruff and he’d have fluffy curls
Kev is absent
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Bae looking fiiiine. Let me tug on this curls pls
Kyle is showing him the thread on his phone and reading you lot saying you wouldn’t shag Parade Bae
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