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It’s like come dine with me when they do entertainment
soccer am tomorrow…
Everton fans of the week
Tarks and Coady
And
Miles Kane …
It’s like it’s a show just for me
Did anyone ever see the episode of CDWM where the dildo fell out the wardrobe, or was that an urban myth?
Taylor Swift on Graham Norton just now. Bono looks tiny next to her!
@einahpets93 sorry if I missed it but are you going to the match tomorrow?
No, it’s away
no more matches this year unless bestie pulls one out of the bag
Who have your boys got tomorrow?It’s like come dine with me when they do entertainment
soccer am tomorrow…
Everton fans of the week
Tarks and Coady
And
Miles Kane …
It’s like it’s a show just for me
I’ve recently started getting back into Soccer AM - was obsessed with it when it first came out with Tim Lovejoy and Hels Bells!!
Fulham away Tomorrow
5:30 ko if anyone wants to cry with me
Sorry but I need Mitrovic to dick you tomorrow
Wow…
That cuts me deep VRL
Will let RLF shag you to feel better
I’ll be watching after the City game! I love Saturdays.
Sadly RLF will be happy because the redshite are on straight after the Blues too
Picked up my three course fancy dinner on the way home from work and then had a good cry while driving because I realized after tomorrow I won't even have my dog waiting for me at home for two weeks. 
And normally I'd take advantage of this and have ahem, guests over (dog does not permit any visitors outside of our immediate family) but I don't even have any prospects.
And then, to add insult to injury, Alex Turner came on the radio and reminded me that I gotta be up in the morning, so I should have an early night, and duck these time zones baby, wish I didn't get drug tested so I could get high.
But the food is very good! Got the butternut lasagna (plus a salad w/ goat cheese and pickled cranberries) and a pumpkin roll.
And normally I'd take advantage of this and have ahem, guests over (dog does not permit any visitors outside of our immediate family) but I don't even have any prospects.And then, to add insult to injury, Alex Turner came on the radio and reminded me that I gotta be up in the morning, so I should have an early night, and duck these time zones baby, wish I didn't get drug tested so I could get high.
But the food is very good! Got the butternut lasagna (plus a salad w/ goat cheese and pickled cranberries) and a pumpkin roll.
I don't think it's any of Alex Turner's business whether or not you've got to be up in the morning. 
This is not a man you should be taking instructions from
This is not a man you should be taking instructions from
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