He is currently using his rake to bring chips to his mouth!
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Guys, why did no-one tell me to shut up moaning about missing the CL game this week when there isn't even one!? 
I just realized that last night when I was adding the next CL games to my calendar.Guys, why did no-one tell me to shut up moaning about missing the CL game this week when there isn't even one!?
Cos I didn’t know there wasn’t oneGuys, why did no-one tell me to shut up moaning about missing the CL game this week when there isn't even one!?
Baby's been reading here panicking thinking he'd forgotten something too.Cos I didn’t know there wasn’t one
I was looking this morning at the next game and was thinking why isn’t google showing the CL game
Just filed off gel Polish on my toes. Think that could be the worst task ever. Just painted them a nice glittery gold
Lunch was a success! No crying! He ate some popcorn chicken and some chips then was shouting and laughing about the beach so he seemed like his usual self!!
he is now in the pool in his inflatable car waving bye at the boats going past hopefully nap soon before beach later!
he is now in the pool in his inflatable car waving bye at the boats going past
hopefully nap soon before beach later!
Just got my SECOND jury summons 
work will hate me. Only did it 4 yrs ago
work will hate me. Only did it 4 yrs agoI’ve never done it!? Work can’t say anything tho can they? Im not sure I’d want to do thatJust got my SECOND jury summons
Ahhh that sounds good !!! Glad he’s perked upLunch was a success! No crying! He ate some popcorn chicken and some chips then was shouting and laughing about the beach so he seemed like his usual self!!
he is now in the pool in his inflatable car waving bye at the boats going past
It's so weird how some people never seem to get it, and others get it multiple times. I've never had it.Just got my SECOND jury summons
Yay, glad he's feeling better!!! I'd love to be in an inflatable car in a pool!Lunch was a success! No crying! He ate some popcorn chicken and some chips then was shouting and laughing about the beach so he seemed like his usual self!!
he is now in the pool in his inflatable car waving bye at the boats going past
A midday nap would be even better!Instead I'm going to be driving all over my area today setting up sites for my Very Important Big Work Project. Which isn't terrible, I like driving, just wish they'd pay me to use my car with the built in Android Carplay and all the other nice things. But no, I have to use a fleet vehicle.
Reserved a fleet vehicle starting at 8am today and the fleet manager just emailed me asking if I'm coming. That's after the system automatically sent me a "you're late for your reservation" email at 8:15am. Like, I have it reserved til Weds at 6pm and I didn't know how early we'd have to leave this morning, just chill lady.
I'm literally sitting on the throne right now because the prostaglandins are doing their magic to adjacent organs, ie, period poo - well, PMS poo, and yes I packed a spare pair of undies because you never know.
At least I'll be sharing a car with the coworker who tit his pants a few weeks ago, so, you know, mutually assured destruction and all. 
I'm literally sitting on the throne right now because the prostaglandins are doing their magic to adjacent organs, ie, period poo - well, PMS poo, and yes I packed a spare pair of undies because you never know.
At least I'll be sharing a car with the coworker who tit his pants a few weeks ago, so, you know, mutually assured destruction and all. This is SO annoying.Just got my SECOND jury summons
I've only had it once, but it was impossible to plan work around it.
How unfortunate to get it twice so quicklyJust got my SECOND jury summons
. Work just have to suck it up.It’s very interesting but …. the last one was a bit long and intense
Trying to imagine bae on a jury..
Bae would go with the majority just to get it over and done with because he doesn't like doing paid work nm his civic duty.It’s very interesting but …. the last one was a bit long and intense
Trying to imagine bae on a jury..
The accuracy of this spoof article gets me every time.
Baby I only tease you because I love you so much.
It’s very interesting but …. the last one was a bit long and intense
Trying to imagine bae on a jury..
As long as he rocked up like this every day…(I know jurors probably don’t wear suits to court but let’s just pretend
) and imagine you were sat next to him on a jury 
Would not be paying attention to the evidence that's for sure.View attachment 1657195
As long as he rocked up like this every day…(I know jurors probably don’t wear suits to court but let’s just pretend
I bet footballers are exempt from being jurors anyway, too busy and important compared to us common folk and let’s be honest most of them are hardly in positions to pass judgement on things are they
How’s everyone’s Monday going?
There's actually very very few reasons to be exempt. They'd probably be able to get a deferral to the off season, but they couldn't be excused just because of the job.I bet footballers are exempt from being jurors anyway, too busy and important compared to us common folk and let’s be honest most of them are hardly in positions to pass judgement on things are they
How’s everyone’s Monday going?
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