John Stones #40 Advertising burgers with Cole whilst Tattlers still wait for him to fill our holes

[Violetroselily]

Should be a rule against making a thread with your own title because it is twat behaviour

Welcome to thread 40, who'd have thought we'd ever get here from thread 1. We are 50% of the way to JG.

Recap:
Hammy is still poorly as of today daddy Pep is citing 7-10 days for baby to return

Hammy:

Bae has been playing FIFA and pretending to like McDonalds, looking fit as fuck and with an enviable waistline

Knob

Spot the difference

 

[sugarfairy23]

Hope you’re all having a lovely evening

Spoiler: Friday night 🤍

Will try and listen to Kyle’s interview tomorrow, sounds like it’s very insightful!

 

[Just Drive]

Bae needs to get his shit together and go on 5live and spill the beans then

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And he needs to acknowledge his Tattlers at a match like this (got this from the WAG thread):

 

[2busyshopping34]

yes the boys how are we all

 

[Violetroselily]

Speaking of Kyle’s hospital post. Did anyone think it was weird that he did the exact same pose in both pics but one with a hat on and one without?

It's like the operation was to remove the hat

 

[rasperryripple]

Just back from lunch and a lovely walk boots a bit muddy now

 

[Violetroselily]

Loved this. He is so lovely.

Doesn't he just come across so well? Like as fun as it is to take the piss out of him, he is clearly very intelligent and astute, and so refreshingly honest. He must be a great person to have in the dressing room when he's not organising orgies with prostitutes

 

[Violetroselily]

This is why I was happy he was finally named to the captain’s group this year. He seems like the type of teammate in whom others confide and vent when they don’t feel comfortable talking to Pep, KDB, or Gundo. I think Kyle more than others is probably the best at raising morale and providing that spark that others can feed off of.

Bae is sad that this is a Kyle rave thread.

I think we could convince him to rave with us

 

[maccamacc]

How have you been lovely?

They’re trying to drag the pennies of work out of him aren’t they

Good thank you

Missing Bae lad but I have great company

Spoiler: Company

Currently listening to Kyle on BBC R5

 

[2busyshopping34]

just been offered meth in tesco how’s ur friday night going

 

[maccamacc]

I missed most of the last thread

I see City making bae earn his £250k a week salary at McDonalds.

Hope all well with everyone

 

[wonderstruck25]

I actually looked at Kyle's hospital post earlier, and bae had left him a comment

Speaking of Kyle’s hospital post. Did anyone think it was weird that he did the exact same pose in both pics but one with a hat on and one without?

 

[maccamacc]

Do we think…Bae failed to text Kyle…like before?

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Doesn't he just come across so well? Like as fun as it is to take the piss out of him, he is clearly very intelligent and astute, and so refreshingly honest. He must be a great person to have in the dressing room when he's not organising orgies with prostitutes

Maybe we could get him to organise our orgy?

He presumably has more experience than any of us of the logistics.

It's like the operation was to remove the hat

This is the funniest thing ever said on the Internet.

 

[Just Drive]

Doesn't he just come across so well? Like as fun as it is to take the piss out of him, he is clearly very intelligent and astute, and so refreshingly honest. He must be a great person to have in the dressing room when he's not organising orgies with prostitutes

This is why I was happy he was finally named to the captain’s group this year. He seems like the type of teammate in whom others confide and vent when they don’t feel comfortable talking to Pep, KDB, or Gundo. I think Kyle more than others is probably the best at raising morale and providing that spark that others can feed off of.

Bae is sad that this is a Kyle rave thread.

 

[cobette]

hi gals

random Friday night story, it somehow sounds like I was getting a takeaway from the chemist I was not x

Spoiler: 💉

I'm crying.

Good job we don't know anyone here who dispenses medicine

It is SUCH a JS Tattler thing to do to bow to the pressure of an unexpected COVID jab. Can we do the same for him!? If he gets blindsided, he's going to be too polite to say no.

I do hope they have given you the COVID jab and you're not unwittingly part of a medical trial.

Could listen to you talk forever.

 

[2busyshopping34]

And where have you been you lady!?

So happy you're back baby. How are you?

been shagging the physios baby sorry for the abstinence xxxx missed my multiple adopted mothers love u all hope u are all thriving and not menopausisng

 

[einahpets93]

Spoiler

so, just been asked if I want to go to the mid week game against Newcastle with besties family… hello JP!!

 

[Violetroselily]

I love Son omg

Did you see the video of him and HKs kids last season?

 

[Violetroselily]

headlines

- Focus now in World Cup then after Man City
- I hate running but thats my role in the team
- Reece James (on answering q about the RB situation for ) a good lad. One of the few players in the England squad who contacted him when he just had surgery to see how he was. “When things go well you get lots of messages but when not going so well less so”
- Good squad but need to actually start winning

Did he actually just name his whole England clique as Harry, Slabhead, Tripps and Pickford, and didn't mention baby? Fucks sake Kyle