John Stones #40 Advertising burgers with Cole whilst Tattlers still wait for him to fill our holes

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I just showed RLF my new jacket and he asked if I was dressing up as the dog for Halloween 😑
 
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I do, im the boss

I’ll have some catching up to do

RLF just texted to tell me to put on my “cute pink undies” for when he gets back from the food shop (god knows what’s turned him on so much in Asda).
Two steps ahead of you sunshine, I’ve got them on. I’ve also got on a pair of thermal leggings, an oversized T-shirt, one of your fleece tops, some walking socks and my slippers
Howling, hope he isn't walking around the fruit and veg aisle with a lob on.

He's obviously still in the holiday mood
 
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yes baby and i’ll get yours x
yeah n try n get into wsl that way but realistically i think i’d end up miles away and would have to get my tass at a different uni so i’ll prob just pack it all in ☹
How many years have you got left at uni? If you had to move to a different club, could you stay at your current uni but do remote learning?
 
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yes baby and i’ll get yours x
yeah n try n get into wsl that way but realistically i think i’d end up miles away and would have to get my tass at a different uni so i’ll prob just pack it all in ☹
Come to Newcastle! What are you studying at uni?
 
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Hope you all have a lovely Saturday, I’m off to watch Leicester get smashed and then I have to do some real life socialising so I’ll catch up with you all tonight 💙

P.s @einahpets93 enjoy your Saturday morning shag sesh

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Hope you all have a lovely Saturday, I’m off to watch Leicester get smashed and then I have to do some real life socialising so I’ll catch up with you all tonight 💙

P.s @einahpets93 enjoy your Saturday morning shag sesh

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Can you tell Madders I'll give him one if he gets me some FPL points today?! Good luck friend!

I said I'd wear this and only this later and he said he wasn't a sheep shagger.
Would he like a spade to help with this hole he's digging!? Because he's not going to be seeing any other ones.
 
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Can you tell Madders I'll give him one if he gets me some FPL points today?! Good luck friend!



Would he like a spade to help with this hole he's digging!? Because he's not going to be seeing any other ones.
Feeling smug I played my wildcard and swapped Mitrovic for Toney among other things (Toney scored a brace last night)

Did you remember to do your team?
 
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Feeling smug I played my wildcard and swapped Mitrovic for Toney among other things (Toney scored a brace last night)

Did you remember to do your team?
I did, but there wasn't much I could do as I used 2 transfers last week. I've switched Tarks for Tripps, I could have actually afforded Cancelo but I am a bit funny about having City players as I worry I'll jinx them.
 
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Now I NEED to know what was said



Just being vulnerable and hungover 🤣



Very very cute that he’s started following!!

Hope everyone’s ok

update on yesterdays hangover -still spewing, still pooing. Come back from a weeks AI and lost 3lb
What an achievement!!
basically I went to the chemist to get my prescription and they railroaded me into having my 4th covid jab hahaha. OH and I forgot the name of pharmacists so just said people who work in the chemist 🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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basically I went to the chemist to get my prescription and they railroaded me into having my 4th covid jab hahaha. OH and I forgot the name of pharmacists so just said people who work in the chemist 🤦🏼‍♀️
Seeing how COVID is making a big comeback this autumn, it's probably not the worst thing to be talked into. How are you feeling?
 
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