It’s one of my favourites in my little bae album … the black kit, the wet hair, the muscles, his face, all of it
John Stones #33 waiting for news on Bae’s hammy but in the meantime just get in our fannies
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@Violetroselily I don’t mean to be all serious but freaking out about the UK economy currently melting down financially is there anything you can say to reassure me pls x
Completely unrelated but going through my holiday clothes and can finally wear my new pull and bear shorts I bought at the Trafford Centre in August! 🤍
Never been happier to find some shorts I like (as my chunky thighs and hips barely get into most!!)
This is such a look with these shorts. You’re so cute.
Aww thank you lovelyGood morning all 🤍
Sorry about your case lovey!
the whole book makes no sense but it’s like when you think it can’t get worse it does!!! It’s the fact she seemingly tries to date everyone, I love the fact bae seemingly wants to date a girl who is pregnant by another footballer so maybe factually she’s sound on parts! But poor Chilly, he just was used the whole way through!!!
and FWB Georgia is to start with quite similar but she’s a tiny bit more likeable, she’s not such bleep
@sugarfairy23 I am all caught up on the sequel now and love it! Expect comments later
sending Bae hammy vibes to you all
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Your comments are always great.Sending my strongest hammy vibes to us all and hope you’re all having a good Wednesday
Are you not jet lagged at all? Have you even been to sleep?!
I slept for an hour, maybe 2 on the plane. Just woke about from about another 3. Want to sleep longer but if I do I'll never sleep tonight.
Good morning, lovelies! Hope everyone's day is off to a decent start!
I'm going to have a busy day at work, so please enjoy this lewd photo of my right leg/hip showing off the UCL kit I unintentionally wore to bed last night.
Fun fact: this is my good hammy - my left one hasn't been the same since I had a Grade 3 proximal tear when I was 14 - very owie. Do not recommend.
I'm going to have a busy day at work, so please enjoy this lewd photo of my right leg/hip showing off the UCL kit I unintentionally wore to bed last night.
Fun fact: this is my good hammy - my left one hasn't been the same since I had a Grade 3 proximal tear when I was 14 - very owie. Do not recommend.
No, not that good boy - he's out of frame, says his bedhead is too wild. 
These are very short and tight boyshorts (period pants - yes I got them in dark red because it makes me laugh) but I think the players should adopt this look.
These are very short and tight boyshorts (period pants - yes I got them in dark red because it makes me laugh) but I think the players should adopt this look.
Thank you lovey! I was so pleased they actually fitThis is such a look with these shorts. You’re so cute.
once LO is asleep you will be getting a ton of comments from meAww thank you lovely
Sending my strongest hammy vibes to us all and hope you’re all having a good Wednesday
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thank you babe
Have the kitties missed you lots??? 🥹🥹🥹 they are too cute!mum has LO till 2 and im currently going through my bikinis while RLF works in the home office ha!
Baby absolutely needs shorts this short!!Good morning, lovelies! Hope everyone's day is off to a decent start!
I'm going to have a busy day at work, so please enjoy this lewd photo of my right leg/hip showing off the UCL kit I unintentionally wore to bed last night.
Fun fact: this is my good hammy - my left one hasn't been the same since I had a Grade 3 proximal tear when I was 14 - very owie. Do not recommend.
No, not that good boy - he's out of frame, says his bedhead is too wild.
These are very short and tight boyshorts (period pants - yes I got them in dark red because it makes me laugh) but I think the players should adopt this look.
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I didn't think babies missed me but turns out they haveThank you lovey! I was so pleased they actually fit
once LO is asleep you will be getting a ton of comments from me
thank you babe
mum has LO till 2 and im currently going through my bikinis while RLF works in the home office ha!
Johncat never ever sleeps with me like this.
Let the Wednesday wankathon commence… I’m home an hour earlier!!! Four pages of reading to do though!!! What’s happened!!
Omg 🥹🥹🥹 he’s too cute!!!Baby absolutely needs shorts this short!!
I didn't think babies missed me but turns out they have
Johncat never ever sleeps with me like this.
We used to have 3 cats when I lived at home and it was the sweetest little thing that they wouldn’t leave our side when we got home!!
Are they loving the blanket??
Omg I forgot it was Wank Wednesday!!
Hopefully it is and I haven’t just walked out of clinic early
Sucks about your case those @cobette
just had a surprise delivery
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Speaking of wank Wednesday RLF has gone into the loft to get suitcases and holiday stuff down and he has bought down “my box” which is literally a sellotape sealed box that I packed up when we moved from our old house in Nov 2020 from my under the bed and I haven’t looked in it since then as I was pregnant so didn’t want to look into my box of god knows what sexy tit so today might be the day I open it and see what still remains it’s gonna be full of years of online purchases, Ann summers parties and sixth form slutty party outfits I think
it’s gonna be full of years of online purchases, Ann summers parties and sixth form slutty party outfits I think That sounds like the best wank Wednesday.Speaking of wank Wednesday RLF has gone into the loft to get suitcases and holiday stuff down and he has bought down “my box” which is literally a sellotape sealed box that I packed up when we moved from our old house in Nov 2020 from my under the bed and I haven’t looked in it since then as I was pregnant so didn’t want to look into my box of god knows what sexy tit so today might be the day I open it and see what still remains
Mine is currently charging then I need to nip to aldi after I’ve officially finished work at 2 and then go wild
Love me a hoodie.Hopefully it is and I haven’t just walked out of clinic early
Sucks about your case those @cobette
just had a surprise delivery
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If I'm ever allowed out of bed I shall be putting one on today.
You need to open it in honour of WW. Just don't read Chapter 115 of UIL when you do it.Speaking of wank Wednesday RLF has gone into the loft to get suitcases and holiday stuff down and he has bought down “my box” which is literally a sellotape sealed box that I packed up when we moved from our old house in Nov 2020 from my under the bed and I haven’t looked in it since then as I was pregnant so didn’t want to look into my box of god knows what sexy tit so today might be the day I open it and see what still remains
Don't tease me! If I disturb the cat to go to the bathroom @Violetroselily will judge me.That sounds like the best wank Wednesday.
Mine is currently charging then I need to nip to aldi after I’ve officially finished work at 2 and then go wild
Afternoon my loves, any hammy updates?
Little bit better today.
Still feel a bit tit, but sense of perspective engaged.
Given the choice between forcing myself to be more productive and forcing myself to tell anyone there's a problem, I always choose the former.
Managed to get some actual work done this morning. Could be worse.
Still feel a bit tit, but sense of perspective engaged.
Given the choice between forcing myself to be more productive and forcing myself to tell anyone there's a problem, I always choose the former.
Managed to get some actual work done this morning. Could be worse.
Suppose you could tell RLF it was the cat screaming now rather than you?
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