I was just about to read the new chapter, do I not want to?!You won't when you read the sequel
This has made me lol in the office. So he doesn't faint when he gets a boner because all of his blood has headed south?
John Stones #31 We want you just in your pants when you give us our private dance
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Oh no. Shall I skip it? Although at this point, maybe falling out of love is a good thing.You won't when you read the sequel
This has made me lol in the office. So he doesn't faint when he gets a boner because all of his blood has headed south?
he is a bit of an oblivious fool. And is probably shagging the physio.
Are we still talking about the fic?!
I am on chapter 60-something of UIL. How can I not even be halfway through?! I am not sure if I can read about Ben being mugged off for another 70 plus chapters. He is too sweet.
I don’t like big cocks either. They’re scary. Decent sized ones do the job I don’t want to be torn in half
Exactly.
If I can’t walk straight and am sore, it should be because I got railed so hard we broke the bed, and not because I’m hurting so much I can’t move properly having tried to accommodate a porn-sized length/girth.
We'll know who @LurkingAnnie is at the orgy because she walks with a permanent limp
I’d suck, but not right now. Still stuck at work…
But seriously, why is it called blow job anyway???
I retract my statement about falling out of love being a good thing.
I’ve just gone onto UIL and you have a couple of crazy chapters coming up … I honestly have no clue how it gets so crazy but after like chapter 78 you’ll find yourself asking wtf all the time!
the Birmingham birthday party
nursery have rang and asked if I can come for 230!!!! I’m not ready for this and also my fella can’t make it there in time 
I really didn’t wanna have to deal with this on my own 
I really didn’t wanna have to deal with this on my own You will be fine, take a notepad with you and it will be over before you know it! We are here for when you get back if you want to rant or need someone to talk tonursery have rang and asked if I can come for 230!!!! I’m not ready for this and also my fella can’t make it there in time
Went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner last night.
The lady who did my nails told me about her favourite dish, which sounded delicious but I didn't order it because it was chicken and chicken is boring. I had the same burger I had the last time I went (Stuffed Cheddar Burger), I didn't like it then so I don't know why I thought this time would be any different. Should have had the chicken. Now want to go back to rectify my error.
Obviously I couldn't choose what I wanted so I ordered some to go too.
Very Cherry
Snickers
Left about 9.30. Disney is 6 miles away. We get back to Disney, are yards away from our resort and RLF takes a wrong turn. Then instead of taking an exit proceeds to drive FOREVER! Out of Disney, past Disney Springs, past the outlets, past Seaworld, past International Drive, past Universal, right to downtown Orlando before he finally decides maybe he should leave the bloody interstate.
Then the low fuel light comes on so he goes to the dodgiest looking petrol station I've ever seen in my life. Then he announces he has to pee, I thought he was just being dramatic, but no, he gets out of the car, gets his ass out and pees in a car park. Have never been more ashamed.
Now I'm in the huff because we didn't get back to the resort until after 11 and I was shattered. We were supposed to rope drop Magic Kingdom today but I'm on strike and he's still asleep anyway. Also have a sore throat from this freezing room, am genuinely considering moving to my mum's empty one.
Currently eating Cinnabon Cheesecake (got it for you @LurkingAnnie in the dark.
The lady who did my nails told me about her favourite dish, which sounded delicious but I didn't order it because it was chicken and chicken is boring. I had the same burger I had the last time I went (Stuffed Cheddar Burger), I didn't like it then so I don't know why I thought this time would be any different. Should have had the chicken. Now want to go back to rectify my error.
Obviously I couldn't choose what I wanted so I ordered some to go too.
Very Cherry
Snickers
Left about 9.30. Disney is 6 miles away. We get back to Disney, are yards away from our resort and RLF takes a wrong turn. Then instead of taking an exit proceeds to drive FOREVER! Out of Disney, past Disney Springs, past the outlets, past Seaworld, past International Drive, past Universal, right to downtown Orlando before he finally decides maybe he should leave the bloody interstate.
Then the low fuel light comes on so he goes to the dodgiest looking petrol station I've ever seen in my life. Then he announces he has to pee, I thought he was just being dramatic, but no, he gets out of the car, gets his ass out and pees in a car park. Have never been more ashamed.
Now I'm in the huff because we didn't get back to the resort until after 11 and I was shattered. We were supposed to rope drop Magic Kingdom today but I'm on strike and he's still asleep anyway. Also have a sore throat from this freezing room, am genuinely considering moving to my mum's empty one.
Currently eating Cinnabon Cheesecake (got it for you @LurkingAnnie in the dark.
Make sure you write down anything you want to ask just in case you get flustered when you're in there. I'm sure it will all be fine! Thinking of you xnursery have rang and asked if I can come for 230!!!! I’m not ready for this and also my fella can’t make it there in time
I'm already asking that now, I'm unsure how it can possibly get any crazier! The thing that scares me is that there's probably girls doing exactly what she does and the players just roll with it.
Omg I love the little whipped cream on the side
. Sorry it didn’t go to plan. There is nothing worse than ordering a bad meal 
Love you guys
We’re here for you!nursery have rang and asked if I can come for 230!!!! I’m not ready for this and also my fella can’t make it there in time
Your cheesecakes look amazing I never eat cheesecake but always want to, it’s like a proper childish mentality ha your evening sounds eventful to say the least!! Make sure to make the most of today and tbh if you have the option of the other room use it lovey!!
oh believe me I thought the same but around 78 everything just gets BIZARRE and then it just keeps going weird over and over again! Yeah that’s definitely true!!
I'm spending today catching up on all the content I've missed. I'm about to open Word and write for a bit.
All RLF has talked about the entire time we've been here is Popeyes fried chicken so when he finally wakes up we'll go get that just so I can have some peace.
Keep us posted, will be here for you when you're finished!nursery have rang and asked if I can come for 230!!!! I’m not ready for this and also my fella can’t make it there in time
I've read the sequel, hope JS isn't doing anything stupid.
I feel like he has slept the whole holiday
just got here now and I’ve got a nervous tummy. I’m such a drama queen
I feel like he has slept the whole holiday
just got here now and I’ve got a nervous tummy. I’m such a drama queen
It's fine to feel nervous. Focus on how you can all work together to help LO in whatever way he might need it. Good luck 
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