John Stones #31 We want you just in your pants when you give us our private dance

[Violetroselily]

Non rhyming title thanks to @LurkingAnnie

Recap
Bae is still fit as duck
He wants to own us
New England kit has divided opinion
@LurkingAnnie still loves big cock

 

[cobette]

Is this the new signature pose?!

 

[Violetroselily]

Is this the new signature pose?!

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It's better than the hand rubbing

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Love the recap

Current set up

It's better than the hand rubbing

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What did you Google to get these? England stars rubbing hands?

 

[cobette]

Love the recap

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What did you Google to get these? England stars rubbing hands?

I miss my kitties

 

[WylieWyles]

Barely awake and I'm annoyed already.

Spoiler

I specifically moved to the other side of the room instead of sitting at the kitchen table next to my mom so I can eat breakfast, watch the sunrise and read this John/Rúben porn on my Kindle in peace. Then my mom comes over to me and leans over my shoulder and asks what I'm reading.

I hid the screen because THEY ARE IN THE HOTEL ROOM and said "romance."

Should have just said gay porn.

Anyway, hope you all have a day that is at least a quarter as good as getting invited to bae's hotel room after a Champions League away match.

I'll be in a hotel but unfortunately at a very boring conference all day.

And I need a hug like this.

 

[Violetroselily]

I am definitley getting a cold which is tit timing because I have a super busy week next week (I am out 3 nights, wtf?). Going to hibernate all weekend to try and shift it. I also have a really tit afternoon of meetings at work and then a governors meeting at school tonight so I have to rush out of work early to get there, when I just want to go home and eat pizza

Moaning witch tax

 

[mimimithis]

Buried in work - overtime is looming again. I want to cry.

I am definitley getting a cold which is tit timing because I have a super busy week next week (I am out 3 nights, wtf?). Going to hibernate all weekend to try and shift it. I also have a really tit afternoon of meetings at work and then a governors meeting at school tonight so I have to rush out of work early to get there, when I just want to go home and eat pizza

Moaning witch tax

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Feel better soon, lovely. I’m sending you all the good vibes.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Spoiler

a ball of fluff

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Non rhyming title thanks to @LurkingAnnie

Recap
Bae is still fit as duck
He wants to own us
New England kit has divided opinion
@LurkingAnnie still loves big cock

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Personally I think everyone loves a big cock?

I just put a selfie on the old thread and deleted it

 

[cobette]

I'm going to put my laundry on then I'm coming back to catch up and rant along with everyone else.

Spoiler: ootd

 

[rasperryripple]

I'm going to put my laundry on then I'm coming back to catch up and rant along with everyone else.

Spoiler: ootd

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Matches your nails and magic band lovely

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I'm going to put my laundry on then I'm coming back to catch up and rant along with everyone else.

Spoiler: ootd

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Ohhh your nails match ur dress 🥹

 

[mimimithis]

Personally I think everyone loves a big cock?

I just put a selfie on the old thread and deleted it

Personally I’m cautious about all too big cocks, because they tend to hurt, and not in a good way. “Bf-sized” cocks are more for me (the kind that get you off and make you want to ride them all day).

Ooooh boy.

I'm going to put my laundry on then I'm coming back to catch up and rant along with everyone else.

Spoiler: ootd

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You’re so pretty!

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I don’t like big cocks either. They’re scary . Decent sized ones do the job I don’t want to be torn in half

 

[cobette]

Barely awake and I'm annoyed already.

Spoiler

I specifically moved to the other side of the room instead of sitting at the kitchen table next to my mom so I can eat breakfast, watch the sunrise and read this John/Rúben porn on my Kindle in peace. Then my mom comes over to me and leans over my shoulder and asks what I'm reading.

I hid the screen because THEY ARE IN THE HOTEL ROOM and said "romance."

Should have just said gay porn.

Anyway, hope you all have a day that is at least a quarter as good as getting invited to bae's hotel room after a Champions League away match.

I'll be in a hotel but unfortunately at a very boring conference all day.

And I need a hug like this.

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Romance

I've been reading Unlucky in London on my phone in the parks, lucky it's very tame so no-one is going to think I am a nympho.

Have a good day. I hope the conference is vaguely interesting.

I am definitley getting a cold which is tit timing because I have a super busy week next week (I am out 3 nights, wtf?). Going to hibernate all weekend to try and shift it. I also have a really tit afternoon of meetings at work and then a governors meeting at school tonight so I have to rush out of work early to get there, when I just want to go home and eat pizza

Moaning witch tax

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Feel better soon lovely. You have to get over this sharpish because you can't be giving baby your cold when you're shagging on Monday.

Spoiler

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Such a gorgeous baby!

Personally I think everyone loves a big cock?

I just put a selfie on the old thread and deleted it

Why are you like this?!

Buried in work - overtime is looming again. I want to cry.


Feel better soon, lovely. I’m sending you all the good vibes.

Praying for no overtime!

 

[Violetroselily]

I don’t like big cocks either. They’re scary . Decent sized ones do the job I don’t want to be torn in half

Exactly, there is only a finite amount of space for it to go. Mid length and a nice amount of girth please.

 

[Starttheline]

Afternoon all! Thank you for the new thread VRL! Thursdays are my day of with LO so we've been to a role play place and then for cake at the cafe opposite. Feeling slightly more human but still a bit queezy.

Have also read Just Good Neighbours and feeling very in love with John

 

[LurkingAnnie]

just to clarify…

RLF hasn’t got some sort of monstrous porno penis. It’s just better than average and has a bit of width. It’s not passed his knees or anything

 

[Violetroselily]

Afternoon all! Thank you for the new thread VRL! Thursdays are my day of with LO so we've been to a role play place and then for cake at the cafe opposite. Feeling slightly more human but still a bit queezy.

Have also read Just Good Neighbours and feeling very in love with John

You won't when you read the sequel

just to clarify…

RLF hasn’t got some sort of monstrous porno penis. It’s just better than average and has a bit of width. It’s not passed his knees or anything

This has made me lol in the office. So he doesn't faint when he gets a boner because all of his blood has headed south?