Love this outfit. How are you still so teeny tiny and not the size of a house with all this delicious food?
Have you been in the pool yet?
Also don't go in the JG thread, @cornflower has been chatting tit about baby. Think she's a lairy drunk
John Stones #30 JS5 is back on our screen, how we wish he'd make us scream
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Have you been in the pool yet?
Also don't go in the JG thread, @cornflower has been chatting tit about baby. Think she's a lairy drunk
I love that view. TOT is my favourite so wish I was there
Which ears are you wearing today?
Without trying to sound like a flirt, you have very nice legs
Good gracious, imagine David Moyes were your team's gaffer... I shudder at the thought.
I'll fight her!
Haven't been in the pool, I need to do some laundry so maybe tonight! I eat like a sparrow, I only ate one of those waffles
I am too scared to ride it! The turbulence on the plane put me off too. I am not even sure I could do it if bae offered to ride with me and offered himself up as a reward if he did it.
Bizarrely I am wearing the cornflower blue ears but if she and I are falling out I'm going to bin then.
Thank you sweet thing! I really don't, they are short and stumpy. These shorts (which are far too tight/short for someone my age) do many favours, including on the tum. Love you
They are spectacularly crap at the moment, I don't know what went wrong compared to last season
Everton doing the business because they know @LurkingAnnie is there
Hope she's flashing her tits
Dreamy
I've cracked out the Disney cup for post park hot chocolates (yes we've been again)
Aw, Everton just won. I hope @LurkingAnnie is having a ball today and tonight!
hello 
john can i pls have my scummy whores back they’re mine not urs
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tit jg stole my phone soz kids
john can i pls have my scummy whores back they’re mine not urs
- jack
tit jg stole my phone soz kids
@LurkingAnnie cannot talk right now, she’s both lost her voice and is completely dead
Too busy getting your cheeks clapped in a seedy hotel?
Can't believe they finally won for you
I have not been asleep and it wasn’t for sexy reasons. It was a double bed and hard as duck.RLF took up the whole bed, can’t wait to be back in my own tonightToo busy getting your cheeks clapped in a seedy hotel?
Can't believe they finally won for you
for those interested, I had a little chat to Joey Barton
nice lad.can’t believe we won! I’ve lost my voice!!
I don't think nice lad and Joey Barton have ever been used in the same sentence. Hope he didn't nut you.I have not been asleep and it wasn’t for sexy reasons. It was a double bed and hard as duck.RLF took up the whole bed, can’t wait to be back in my own tonight
for those interested, I had a little chat to Joey Barton
can’t believe we won! I’ve lost my voice!!
Are you on the road now? How was the catering?
I cheered for you and Everton today.
I thought the bar was low wanting Tarks but we get Joey Barton.I have not been asleep and it wasn’t for sexy reasons. It was a double bed and hard as duck.RLF took up the whole bed, can’t wait to be back in my own tonight
for those interested, I had a little chat to Joey Barton
can’t believe we won! I’ve lost my voice!!
Real talk though. He was well liked at Burnley.
Buzzing you won!!
He was alright surprisingly. We skipped hospitality because I didn’t feel right not wearing my shirt and kept to my usual ritual
and I had a pint with my cousins by not going in.just Getting out of Liverpool now, only 200 miles to go
Ahhh thank youI cheered for you and Everton today.
he was alright, with his kid in the queue for a scarf
didn’t realise it was him to start off with. RLF said he was in disguise
hope you’re having a fab time
Wait, why weren't you wearing your shirt? Didn't you pack it?
Didn't you pack it?
alright seats for a freebie
No I mean I wouldn’t have been able to wear it in hospitality they want you to dress properlyWait, why weren't you wearing your shirt?
I wore my shirt don’t worryFell asleep watching the Everton match. I guess CC as C was just too sexy for my brain to process and it shut itself down. Also Mykolenko giving the mascot his jacket was 
Now I have a PMS migraine (or possibly just caffeine withdrawal) and I'm going to take some Excedrin and nap in my dark, cold room instead of laying in the sun by the pool as I had planned to do. Maybe it will just be delayed a couple hours.
Now I have a PMS migraine (or possibly just caffeine withdrawal) and I'm going to take some Excedrin and nap in my dark, cold room instead of laying in the sun by the pool as I had planned to do. Maybe it will just be delayed a couple hours.
I didn’t see Myko do that, but just saw it on insta.Fell asleep watching the Everton match. I guess CC as C was just too sexy for my brain to process and it shut itself down. Also Mykolenko giving the mascot his jacket was
Now I have a PMS migraine (or possibly just caffeine withdrawal) and I'm going to take some Excedrin and nap in my dark, cold room instead of laying in the sun by the pool as I had planned to do. Maybe it will just be delayed a couple hours.
CC being the captain today was the end for me
also JP was there. RLF was admiring his wheels
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