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LurkingAnnie
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Haway man…Now that you're thinking about it, would you rather heon your face or your tits?
That needs to come with a warning
LurkingAnnie
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My mate has that
she was married for a while, that didn’t work.
Now she’s just like “I want a companion” and it turns out she’s found someone who wants the same.
It’s nice they don’t “need” each other, they’re just both really relaxed about their whole relationship,
Violetroselily
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They arrive at England camp after the funeral, so I expect he's spending the day shagging and packing his comfiesNo I get that!! I finished work early on Friday and I picked mine up 20 mins early, cos I wanted to get home before school traffic& he missed out on cake. But he was so surprised to see me early it was lovely 🥹. But I know what you mean! I don’t make a habit of it. Don’t want to confuse him. He’ll have a fab day I’m sure Mum guilt is hard to ignore
Wonder what baby is doing today with his day off
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I inhaled my pastry before I saw the pic requests, but this is what I got, was delicious
I think they are just in and around London
cobette
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cobette
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Baby you can have whatever you want.
He's off to SGP he's got them lining up for blowies right now.
Why the fuck didn't I bring my laptop!? I'm on the verge of going and buying a cheap one.
333149O
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aw no!! absolute nightmares I’ve had with yodel! it fills me with dread whenever I see anyone is using them to deliver my stuffsoooo ordered a parcel last week it’s still not arrived they said they couldn’t deliver it Saturday and now said it’ll be today and just tracked it as i want to know when it’ll be here and look!!!’ Only the bloody van has broken down?. This company I ordered it from usually uses Royal Mail & they’ve sacked us off cos of the strikes & using yodel instead !!! Livid
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very very long winded story but they “attempted to deliver” to my very easy accessible house. then they told me they lost my parcel, then said it was coming. then it was lost again, suddenly a couple of days later it’s on its way with live tracking. well, long story short they tried to deliver an electric fire to me instead of a box full of christmas stuff from Lush. 
cobette
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Morning all, you guys have been busy today.
I had a dream I was having an affair with Barkley. Someone from work knew and messaged me saying I had to be careful because someone had seen me out with him. The utter shame.
@Gossgossgoss9888 lots of love to you. Keep talking, we are always here.
Some cat updates for you.
I had a dream I was having an affair with Barkley. Someone from work knew and messaged me saying I had to be careful because someone had seen me out with him. The utter shame.
@Gossgossgoss9888 lots of love to you. Keep talking, we are always here.
Some cat updates for you.
In my rush to leave on Wed I forgot to put blankies out for them. I only realised when there was none in the pics I was getting. I asked bestie to put some out and they went to them straight away 
Johncat likes to attack people's feet, hence I wear slipper boots to bed, referred to as 'foot protectors'.
This was captioned 'you say Jackcat is the slut!?' Quite fitting that week of England camp Johncat vamps it up.
Johncat likes to attack people's feet, hence I wear slipper boots to bed, referred to as 'foot protectors'.
This was captioned 'you say Jackcat is the slut!?' Quite fitting that week of England camp Johncat vamps it up.
mimimithis
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If it helps any, that's exactly what I'm going to do, aka am doing right now already, too!Am trying. Going to go and stare at the fridge in hope of inspiration now. Will have a drink just for you.
Nothing planned for the evening. Sorry. I can't describe my total lack of interest in anything without seriously bringing down the mood here. I will try to eat. Then will probably go and lie in the dark and scroll through the Internet aimlessly until I can sleep.
My brain is too tired for anything else. Perhaps you'll find something nice to settle on or read, or watch on YT?For me, and for yourself.
Trying is so important already.
cobette
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No it is way scarier, it goes backwards in the dark and has an almost vertical drop. It's so scary.Well, I will be sure to tell you to get in to bed when I get up in the morning
is Everest similar to Big Thunder Mountain? (Is this me showing how old school Disney I am?)
Do we think baby has one of these in his pants?!
WylieWyles
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I am honored.Going to be watching this bit on repeat for the rest of my life whilst wanking at the thought of him owning me
Feels very @WylieWyles
Also, do you think as soon as he said that he thought 'oh fuck, I really should not have phrased it like that.'? 
I watched the long preview clip twice and this short clip 4 times from my laptop without headphones while both my parents are in the room, but I don't think they can hear it. My mom did see that I was watching the videos (and browsing Getty) though, and said "is that what you need to be doing right now?"
YES, MOM, this is my FUCKING VACATION. It's my last long weekend until mid November. So yes.
YES, MOM, this is my FUCKING VACATION. It's my last long weekend until mid November. So yes.
WylieWyles
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The McGriddle is interesting, but too much fake maple flavor for me. I usually just get a sausage Egg McMuffin. I like the blueberry muffins and apple fritters, too. I think some stores have a bigger breakfast menu than others. COVID changed a lot, even McDonald's breakfast menu.
I just saw this story immediately after John's last one and I initially thought it was from him and nearly fell over drying my hair (I'm also listening to music - I'm a pro multitasker).
Gotta be on my best phone behavior today since it's all afternoon in the "ballroom" with everyone at the conference. Gonna be a long boring but simultaneously overstimulating (not like that) and socially exhausting time until it ends at noon on Friday and I can take a nap until the match starts.
I just saw this story immediately after John's last one and I initially thought it was from him and nearly fell over drying my hair (I'm also listening to music - I'm a pro multitasker).
About to go to brekkies with my parents. They say there is outdoor seating (we still mostly avoid eating indoors if we can help it) but now I'm worried about my scalp getting sunburnt if there's no shade. I have fixed my hair (well, it's almost done) for the work conference, which starts at 1pm and I won't have time to re-do it. Should have waited to wash & dry it after breakfast. Dumb dumb dumb. I even put a hat out with my breakfast outfit, not thinking.
Gotta be on my best phone behavior today since it's all afternoon in the "ballroom" with everyone at the conference. Gonna be a long boring but simultaneously overstimulating (not like that) and socially exhausting time until it ends at noon on Friday and I can take a nap until the match starts.
cobette
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@LurkingAnnie and @Starttheline please get the lipstick! It's like the official Tattle toy. I bet even bae has bought one.
I work in bathrooms, one thing I’d say is just consider how much cleaning of grout those smaller tiles will require and if not kept up to a good standard they’ll have to be regroutedwell, you can’t really tell but these tiles are pink and I want them. RLF does not
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we picked a load of stuff on Saturday, we just need the prices back and then find a fitter
I’m so sorry x
Violetroselily
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That is one prominent dick vein
George Michael bit of an odd choice of music though
cobette
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Different in a good or bad way?Literally just having a conversation with my mate now, she’s asking if I’m going out one weekend, I just said “the only thing I want to spend my money on is Everton, it’s the place that makes me the happiest”. Although, I definitely felt a different happiness there this weekend with RLF there with me too, is that weird?
Can’t wait for wanking Wednesday tomorrow - wonder if I can log it as a work out so I don’t have to go the gym
I much prefer going without RLF which is terrible
Starttheline
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Just one step at a time. Life in bitesized chunks always seems easier to handle
cobette
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Starttheline
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Without trying to sound like a flirt, you have very nice legs
Violetroselily
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What is your favourite animal
What industry do you work in
What is the worst thing about your job
How do you take your tea
How many piercings do you have
What did you have for dinner
What industry do you work in
What is the worst thing about your job
How do you take your tea
How many piercings do you have
What did you have for dinner