John Stones #23 Tattlers are happy to see Bae back on the pitch, but we still need him to scratch our itch

[Violetroselily]

@cobette how could you do this to us. Although weirdly in some ways I don't feel as sad about them not shagging now, but I can't work out why? Maybe I've just given up on life.

If she now goes and sleeps with Ross I will cry

 

[lou_claire91]

Little treat when scrolling through Facebook

 

[LurkingAnnie]

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just nipping between hospitals in the car and I feel like this is my sound track for bae

I didn’t skip into any of these and this is not a playlist I’ve created

 

[cobette]

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just nipping between hospitals in the car and I feel like this is my sound track for bae

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I didn’t skip into any of these and this is not a playlist I’ve created

The official song of Never Really Over is now Taylor Swift - Dress

 

[Violetroselily]

The official song of Never Really Over is now Taylor Swift - Dress

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Flashback when you met me
Your buzzcut and my hair bleached

 

[cobette]

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Flashback when you met me
Your buzzcut and my hair bleached


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Crying. Will be having no sexy bae thoughts today.

@cobette how could you do this to us. Although weirdly in some ways I don't feel as sad about them not shagging now, but I can't work out why? Maybe I've just given up on life.

If she now goes and sleeps with Ross I will cry

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She won't do that! Maybe you're not sad because you know they will!? I nearly caved at the end of writing that.

 

[Violetroselily]

Crying. Will be having no sexy bae thoughts today.

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She won't do that! Maybe you're not sad because you know they will!? I nearly caved at the end of writing that.

You don't want to be having sexy thoughts at work, I've done you a favour

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I think I'm ok with it if they're not together? Like them not doing it whilst they were together feels unnecessarily cruel to Beth because girl has needs, and the tension if it were me would make me shoot myself. But now they've split it doesn't feel so unfair. There is no logic to this.

At least when they do finally do it he will be good. But I also feel he would be really lovely for her first time. I feel like you have done yourself a favour not having to write her actual first time though, I would not want to try writing that

 

[LurkingAnnie]

The official song of Never Really Over is now Taylor Swift - Dress

I can’t wait to read. I’m already sad though - trying not to read @Violetroselily spoilers but I can’t help myself

Also, just put dress on on my way back to work… could cry

 

[cobette]

You don't want to be having sexy thoughts at work, I've done you a favour

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I think I'm ok with it if they're not together? Like them not doing it whilst they were together feels unnecessarily cruel to Beth because girl has needs, and the tension if it were me would make me shoot myself. But now they've split it doesn't feel so unfair. There is no logic to this.

At least when they do finally do it he will be good. But I also feel he would be really lovely for her first time. I feel like you have done yourself a favour not having to write her actual first time though, I would not want to try writing that

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my first time wasn't actually awkward/awful, am I in the minority!?

@LurkingAnnie don't be sad! It's just about to get good.

 

[Violetroselily]

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my first time wasn't actually awkward/awful, am I in the minority!?

@LurkingAnnie don't be sad! It's just about to get good.

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Mine wasn't terrible either tbf, but nothing to write home about. I was 17, nearly 18 though, think I had my wits about me a bit more than if I were younger.

 

[Just Drive]

Hi all! How’s everyone?

@cobette what a bizarre morning! Glad it got sorted. @Violetroselily I know you’ve got this.

I see that @mimimithis and @Gossgossgoss9888 have the situations well in hand with their stellar advice as per. Not sure what we’d all do without you.

Hope you’re all well. Match day!

 

[Starttheline]

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my first time wasn't actually awkward/awful, am I in the minority!?

@LurkingAnnie don't be sad! It's just about to get good.

Yes you are

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the condom split during my first time. Had to go and get the morning after pill. Roooommaaaaanceeeee

 

[Violetroselily]

Is anyone in Manchester tomorrow?!

 

[cobette]

Yes you are

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the condom split during my first time. Had to go and get the morning after pill. Roooommaaaaanceeeee

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I'd have never done it again!

How old were you?

There's few things more humilitating than the judgement when you go for MAP

Is anyone in Manchester tomorrow?!

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YOU'RE TAKING THE PISS.

WHY DID I NOT GO TO GAME TONIGHT!?

 

[Just Drive]

It's like an episode of Black Mirror, woman scattered around the UK, Europe and the US dying and the only link is a recent LH order, and when they search their devices, a lot of pictures of John Stones.

Baby would feel so bad!

I’m cackling.

Is anyone in Manchester tomorrow?!

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@Starttheline are you still in Manchester??

 

[Violetroselily]

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I'd have never done it again!

How old were you?

There's few things more humilitating than the judgement when you go for MAP

YOU'RE TAKING THE PISS.

WHY DID I NOT GO TO GAME TONIGHT!?

let's be real though, you could not sign yourself up to donate bone marrow could you? Even if it meant meeting bae, you'd be on the floor weeping at the thought

 

[Starttheline]

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I'd have never done it again!

How old were you?

There's few things more humilitating than the judgement when you go for MAP

YOU'RE TAKING THE PISS.

WHY DID I NOT GO TO GAME TONIGHT!?

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I was 17. He was my boyfriend at the time and I thought it was just first time nerves. Turns out, he was pretty bad at sex. The pill made me quite ill too!

I’m cackling.


@Starttheline are you still in Manchester??

No I'm not!!! What terrible timing!!! Maybe I could go back 'for work'

let's be real though, you could not sign yourself up to donate bone marrow could you? Even if it meant meeting bae, you'd be on the floor weeping at the thought

I'd happily faint if it meant he'd take care of me afterwards

 

[cobette]

let's be real though, you could not sign yourself up to donate bone marrow could you? Even if it meant meeting bae, you'd be on the floor weeping at the thought

Ask yourself this, who is more terrified, me at the prospect of donating bone marrow or bae over the fact he's doing a meet and greet!?

@bae I love you and it is so sweet you are doing this

 

[Violetroselily]

Ask yourself this, who is more terrified, me at the prospect of donating bone marrow or bae over the fact he's doing a meet and greet!?

@bae I love you and it is so sweet you are doing this

Its actually a mouth swab I think, you could show off your spectacular blow job skills whilst you're with him.

Can you leave work immediately?

 

[Just Drive]

Ask yourself this, who is more terrified, me at the prospect of donating bone marrow or bae over the fact he's doing a meet and greet!?

@bae I love you and it is so sweet you are doing this

I am certain he is filled with inner turmoil, poor thing.