I know this is completely not approved but i also write Mason and Dec stuff and they are a bit of a very guilty pleasure to write for... i have books coming for both as thats what everyone on wattpad seems to want ha although no one compares to Bae!
John Stones #23 Tattlers are happy to see Bae back on the pitch, but we still need him to scratch our itch
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I did this with a Harry Styles one. I'd read all the JG fics (that I knew of) and branched out, and it was terrible. Obviously written by someone really young who had never had good sex, and it was full of fan jokes that I had no clue about. I cringed yet still read it all. Once I start a book, I have to finish it.
Honestly every single Mason and Dec fic on Wattpad they end up pregnant at least once and thats definitely the way that Friends with Benefits is going ... Its the fact i read all 200 chapters of the MM and this girl i speak to on wattpad said it was the best story she had EVER read!!
Thats exactly it, you can't like stop!
I think it makes me laugh the most when they put 'kissed passionately' and then 'had sex for about 30 minutes' and thats the full smutty bit! ha
Also I've just put up a little one-shot about bae after his win yesterday ... it was done very late at night so not my finest!
All of the fanfiction I read in my teens and early 20s the girl got pregnant in too. Every single time. And someone died.
I'm not mocking as I wrote the same, usually in the same fics. It must be a rite of passage as a writer.
I'm not mocking as I wrote the same, usually in the same fics. It must be a rite of passage as a writer.
Good morninghave fun at soft play @Violetroselily . I exclusively visit under 5s soft play places now so I don't have to go in.
Can John come and help paint more fence panels? Turns out the 3 I did yesterday need another layer, and there are still 11 more to do after that
Is this how he propositioned you yesterday?
Because John Stones and I are one and the same I couldn't find the juice and I was too scared to ask at the till, so now I am drinking a latte I neither like or want and going to die of thirst.
Please make sure bae is invited to my funeral.
Please make sure bae is invited to my funeral.
Before you die, please watch this Everton arrivals vid… CC rocking my favourite look. Even Nathan Patterson looks cute in his hoodie and shorts
Haha! No it was me shouting "THIS IS BORING" across the garden and then
I wish we could use a spray gun, but we did that at our old house and it was such a drippy mess. Our neighbours are posh now and I'm already worried that our paint has somehow dripped through to their pristine painted side and that they're going to come back from holiday and hate us.
Coady looks too skinny.
Jordan looks so bleeping hot. Him and bae going at it in their hoodie and shorts. Yes pls.
I love Tarky so much.
Keano looks like a child someone has lost.
We’re doing the same job today… I say we, but by we I mean him. I’m going to do everything to avoid doing it.Haha! No it was me shouting "THIS IS BORING" across the garden and then
I wish we could use a spray gun, but we did that at our old house and it was such a drippy mess. Our neighbours are posh now and I'm already worried that our paint has somehow dripped through to their pristine painted side and that they're going to come back from holiday and hate us.
Keano looks like he’s on work experience with that hair cut.
I love the teal stuff so much. I wish RLF was a blue so I could buy him all the gear
It's the most unrealistic thing I have ever read and yet it is so compelling. They don't even play football, just get pissed every night. FWB is definitley going towards a pregnancy, I was going to comment suggesting she get the emergency coil rather than the MAP as the window is longer but then I realised I was being mean, it would ruin the story and no 18 year old needs to know about a coilYes it is. What can I say? Our authors on here weren’t fast enough and I was desperate! I also read the MM one-all 200 or whatever chapters!!
damn, but I was going to make my main character preggo in the next chapter, is that a no go?It's the most unrealistic thing I have ever read and yet it is so compelling. They don't even play football, just get pissed every night. FWB is definitley going towards a pregnancy, I was going to comment suggesting she get the emergency coil rather than the MAP as the window is longer but then I realised I was being mean, it would ruin the story and no 18 year old needs to know about a coil
Sorry, but Pickers having a wash bag with a print of himself celebrating on it is making me laugh
Aimee's not getting pregnant.
Beth's not getting pregnant.
Someone else might.
Beth's not getting pregnant.
Someone else might.
This makes me terrified you'd actually be oddly invested in my epic.It's the most unrealistic thing I have ever read and yet it is so compelling. They don't even play football, just get pissed every night. FWB is definitley going towards a pregnancy, I was going to comment suggesting she get the emergency coil rather than the MAP as the window is longer but then I realised I was being mean, it would ruin the story and no 18 year old needs to know about a coil
If gigi gets pregnant we’re done
Just to clarify
if Gigi gets preggo by John… or if Gigi gets preggo and forces John to take responsibility for it so she doesn’t look like a hussy
If he knocks up Georgie I will unsubscribe
Imagine we all leaving @cobette hanging without a comment because we’re all furious with her
I couldn't give less of a hoot whether Gigi gets pregnant, as long as it isn't baby Bae's. He's just ended things, he has Beth. He's not that stupid, is he?
Poor Mia, she needs a good shag, but not with that outcome.
Thighs and shoulders are my weakness.What’s everyone’s fav body part of him? I csnt pick. But I love his abs and thighs
Shoulders upon which rests this head with this set of curls I'd love to run my fingers through (and pull on them, but that's a whole other story)
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