Hope he looks fit tonight
John Stones #21 Game on! It’s his time to play, though not with us we are sad to say
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Hope he plays! And plays well! And doesn't get injured!
Hope he wears too small shorts so we get to see his dick.
Triple yes, especially to that last bit
He needs to play so that he remembers how to not be completely useless
OUTRAGEOUS RUBEN IS SUCH A TART
Poor bae.
Someone on BM pointed out that it's potentially not a coincidence that he had his best season during COVID when there was no fans in the ground, and this has blown my mind. Shy boy has performance anxiety.
This doesn't bode well for the orgy.
But the Euros were almost full capacity and he was ok there? Poor baby
Because he has his man to protect him.
It's lunchtime and I have achieved nothing with my day.
Me neither, I've had a morning of unproductive stress and overthinking, and now I have calls all afternoon. Want to get back in bed and cry with bae.
What are you supposed to be doing? Are bbs ok? Have you read the new @cornflower yet
I think he is fine in front of a crowd and hostile crowds. He was MOTM for the away match v Athletico Madrid.
Yes, I read in bed last night and had to get the new toy out . I will re-read and comment at a later date.
Babies are fine. I'm not sure where Johncat is but Jackcat is here with me. We are watching Clocking Off on iPlayer because everything new looks tit.
I should be doing adult things, need to make a few calls regards mortgage renewal, and I really, really have to do our ESTAs. Although there's really no difference doing them three weeks or three hours before departure, if they get declined it's not like we'll get a Visa appointment now.
How is the new toy?
I've just downloaded it incase she goes on a deleting spree again
How is your mortgage offer looking?
Looking about £35 a month dearer, which is nothing really and much better than I was expecting as we had a really good rate.How is the new toy?
I've just downloaded it incase she goes on a deleting spree again
How is your mortgage offer looking?
New toy is
even on the lowest setting.The juxtaposition of this post
Sorry @cornflower I'm not chatting tit about you behind your back, but you are a flight risk and this is top tier wanking material we cannot lose
Ffs can they all stop being so good plsLooking about £35 a month dearer, which is nothing really and much better than I was expecting as we had a really good rate.
New toy is
The juxtaposition of this post
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What new toy?
I hereby promise I won’t delete it, I make more of an idiot of myself doing that than I ever would by posting a proper gash fic with *shock horror* typos. I’ve got a pink opal stone in my bra today, I’m on a journey to becoming a better person
Can I join the unproductive but stressed out club plz. Tried to post a tax but it was a gif and apparently it’s ‘too big’ - duck off x
It's potentially in the 'too good' box. Will get back to you after my retreat.
We don't need your tax babe, you are enough.What new toy?
I hereby promise I won’t delete it, I make more of an idiot of myself doing that than I ever would by posting a proper gash fic with *shock horror* typos. I’ve got a pink opal stone in my bra today, I’m on a journey to becoming a better person
Can I join the unproductive but stressed out club plz. Tried to post a tax but it was a gif and apparently it’s ‘too big’ - duck off x
We were shopping for first toys for @2busyshopping34 and I had FOMO. I may also have been influenced by the threesome fic having previously written bullets off because mine was crap.
John is having a heart attack right now, this type of thing usually stays in the JG thread.
Too good? Cripes. I'm tempted for the sake of £20 even though my current bullet is very good.
Baby doesn't know where to look
I want to look but I’m on the work wifi and I don’t think the NHS will be thrilled at me searching!!!
oh bab!!!!
where does it go lol? I bought one first year of uni and it was dreadful, a gust of wind could’ve done a better job, but I probably chose the cheapest one I could find. I’m
also have you worn the crocs yet I’m too scared still. RLF found them yesterday and nearly pissed himself laughing which makes me want to keep them
‘Cripes’
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