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John Stones #2 The lion, the witch and the audacity
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Nan's face in the final one
I can't
Nan's face in the final one
I can't
this is how I know I've got it bad for him, anyone else those tats would be a total mood killer.His tattoos are a source of great confusion to me.
Like...they're obviously very well done, but I feel fundamentally weird about any kind of realistic portrait tattoos. And he has very nice thighs but I don't know how I'd feel about touching them etc and having those faces staring back at me.
It's a real conundrum that I think needs more research.
Actually... Never mind. I think I'd manage.
Honestly, once you know a person well you kind of donβt see the tattoos. I even feel that way about my own.
Thatβs what Iβm telling us all anyway
because itβs not like weβd want our eyes closed.
Thatβs what Iβm telling us all anyway
because itβs not like weβd want our eyes closed.I've never really examined the one on the back of his thigh....I assume this is meant to be a young John walking out at Barnsley
At least if we're seeing a lot of the tattoo in a photo, theres a chance we're also seeing bulge or arse too
At least if we're seeing a lot of the tattoo in a photo, theres a chance we're also seeing bulge or arse too
On a separate note, would just like to express my appreciation for this retro-style kit City used a couple of years ago. Not just for the elite levels of nipple visibility (although don't think that goes unnoticed) but because John looked absolutely iconic in it.
Tattoos of ex gfβs, gfβs filler lips, nan, grandad.. whatever ..i will still ride his face, thighs and dick.
There's a queue for thatI think it was mentioned on the previous thread about the bike being pregnant but sheβs on instagram drinking wine with friends! So looks unlikely!
Phew I still have chance for him to impregnate me!!!!!
Iβm a humble girl, i donβt want a baby John, a nice dinner would be enough at the beginning, the rest weβll see.
Look how fluffy he was here (i had the same hair in kindergarden, we are meant to be)
@cobette love your icon pic
Look how fluffy he was here (i had the same hair in kindergarden, we are meant to be)
@cobette love your icon pic
He is to die for!
how can one man be so delicious?!
how can one man be so delicious?!
Happy Monday Stonesy lovers, I think he had a great game at the weekend so feeling hopeful for more match time 
Hope he plays tomorrow night, especially because it's on ITV so we'll be able to watch
I'd have banked on him playing tomorrow but after playing at the weekend I'm not so sure now 
I was convinced he'd start next week when I go to CL game but someone in work rained on my parade, he reckons they'll play B team
I was convinced he'd start next week when I go to CL game but someone in work rained on my parade, he reckons they'll play B team
I'd say he's likely to play in the CL because Walker is still suspended and Pep seems to be fairly happy with his performances at RB to dateI'd have banked on him playing tomorrow but after playing at the weekend I'm not so sure now
I was convinced he'd start next week when I go to CL game but someone in work rained on my parade, he reckons they'll play B team
Tomorrow he's more likely to have a go at CB because Laporte and Dias will probably be rested. They all played at the weekend and if anyone is going to play tomorrow I think it will be John
Have you come up with an excuse for Mr Cobette yet?
I have told him my friend and I are going to Manchester to Trafford Centre (which is true) but we'll leave out the game. I am terrible I know!
He's almost on to me
He has asked several times 'are you a secret City fan?' I think it was me confessing 'I love Bernardo' that blew it.We need to get you a disguise incase the camera zooms in on youI have told him my friend and I are going to Manchester to Trafford Centre (which is true) but we'll leave out the game. I am terrible I know!
He's almost on to me
haha, you are a real heroI have told him my friend and I are going to Manchester to Trafford Centre (which is true) but we'll leave out the game. I am terrible I know!
He's almost on to me
As a huge sleep-talker Iβd be busted immeadiately, my bf would have to listen to me having a threesome with John and Jack every second night (plus some Ruben cameos)hope they will play that game and youβll be able to see those beautiful faces, arses, bulges live in the flesh
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