This had me laughing so hard!Okay...
*Puts on Poirot moustache*
You claim someone said they "saw Yas leaving Joel's house in the early hours of the morning" and have since deleted that comment. Then you claimed you went to London to visit a friend, but used a fake GPS app to trick Tinder into believing you were still at home, but yet managed to find Joel on the app despite this? I don't know much about Tinder, but isn't the appeal of it something to do with finding people in your area? You being in London sounds dubious, I don't think you ever were in London, but doing something to search for Joel through other means.
Then you claim a PR company hired you to write an erotic fan fiction about Joel and Yas, and you get paid requests to do this about others too, when any teenager worth their pimples and with access to a laptop write fan fiction for free? Another suspicious claim. I believe you wanted to write fan fiction about Joel because it's something that interests you greatly.
You claim Joel is fascinating. This is clearly and absolutely false. To the jury, I present Exhibit A: The Joel Wood YouTube Channel. Did you know he has moved into a cottage??
The fact that you're singling holden and "others in this thread" (I assume you include me) out as potential Joel accounts makes you even more suspicious. I believe your rebuttals and explanations about why you like Joel and why you don't like him do not add up. You seem to be trying to, in the worst way I've ever seen, control the narrative on Joel that he's this sexy guy whom people love to hate when he's absolutely nothing of the sort to anyone in this thread
You're either Joel, Yas, or someone whom Joel knows that is posting with Joel's consent to drum up interest in him.
But I digress.....
Who saw his latest video?!![]()
Yes, I saw the latest video. What is that song he and Lia keep using for those sort of intermission parts "..fire, fire" or "higher, higher.." something? Is there a reason they are stick on it or being so cheesy about it?Joel: Drew what kind of birthday cake would you like me to bake for you?
Drew: Mm... red velvet sounds good right about now
Joel: Do you like oreos? I'll bake you an oreo cake
*5 hours later Joel lazily slathers buttercream mixed with oreo crumbs onto the saddest looking cake I've ever seen.
Joel: Lucy aren't I the best baker evaar? Like OMG, your mom is a baker and I'm a way better baker than you. Your mom should adopt me. No seriously
I'm really not Yas lol. But if you want an interesting perspective on them, check out Yas's IG. He has a half-hour long video of himself ranting about Joel fans and crying.Hi Yas!![]()
You're right. I bet their house smells of that smell you get when your clothes don't dry properly. Any americans here with dryers might be unfamiliar with this smell. But any brits who've lived in a damp student house and had to share a clothes horse with other students will understand hahaWhat do you guys think Joel smells like? I'm thinking a mix of Axe body spray, mould and mildew.
I think he is! Didn’t he get it quite early because of his asthma?True !! The way he was going on you would think they were BFF’s
Has he said he’s been vaccinated ? I hope he follows the rules, too selfish and putting people in danger![]()
Yas leaving Joel's house in the early morning came from a since-deleted comment by a random IG account that also seems to no longer exist (dudejoe3) and is purely gossip. Comment stated "I saw you leaving Joel's house yesterday around 5am stop pretending you two aren't together". Yas also screenshotted IG DM's from that same account and posted it on his Twitter. I also saw how all of a sudden they were following each other on IG again when they weren't prior to a couple weeks ago.My other source is usually gossip from the J&L Facebook community, who are usually just speculating themselves, but you've mentioned Yas a lot in your posts, such as apparently being "seen leaving Joel's new house in the early hours of the morning", then talking about his "leaked nudes", also the positive commentary about Yas, being 'transparent and authentic' is not how others perceive him, would lead people to reasonably assume you're someone who knows Yas personally or are actually the all powerful Yas himself.
Also, it would appear nobody in this thread are 'thirsty' for either Yas or Joel except yourself. Yas, and Joel, both have extreme narcissistic tendencies so it's not unreasonable to assume either of them would come to this thread and engage with it.
Another thing is, Yas seems to be well out of the picture regarding Joel now so it would seem highly unlikely that Yas and Joel are still friends, considering how Joel has scrubbed him from his social media and never mentions him in videos.
Yeah, I'm American and watch Joel & Lia and find it mildly amusing and "cute." It's endearing but only in a superficial way. Mostly I watch it because Joel is physically gorgeous and the duo has somewhat of an endearing chemistry. It certainly don't consider it to be quality entertainment, though!I think it's precisely why he and Hatzakis haven't got more of a British audience. They're both so basic and fake that they're not worth our time!
I don't know any other forums aside from Tattle that discuss these two and you seem to know alot about them so I was just curious to know where you get your sourcesSorry, I can't in good conscience lead anyone to somebody's leaked nudes.
It crosses a certain line for me. Gossip and thirst is one thing, but helping to make someone's nudes more accessible or able to be seen and found more easily isn't a good thing for me to do. I found the others that I didn't stumble upon pretty easily doing a Google search, though.
Please remember that these are real people. Not saying or implying that anyone is bad for wanting to see nudes, or being interested in any potential drama because of them. I just don't want to promote someone's violation in such a way.
I do not understand the hunchback reference? His parents are nutjobs about the religious stuff although not nearly as badly as they used to be from what I gather. The thought of having to travel with him isn't nice, so I don't know why you think I'd be annoyed? Imagine dying of embarrassment as he talks down to service staff and makes fun of people's accents while on holiday with him.I bet the Hunchback of Clapham can't dance either. and I can't believe he wasn't allowed to watch Harry Potter - his parents are nutjobs. There, I said it.
How annoyed are you that you're not going to Barcelona with him?
I think Seeking has now put that "Wishlist" link to every profile and it directs to their own online shop. Because the site is geared towards women looking for sugar daddies, there isn't much to choose for men apart from few fragrances and sunglasses.I really wish I'd gotten to see his profile in time to see his Seeking "Wishlist." Any chance you remember anything on there, @Jikki2 ?
Well yeah not sure how he thought it would be feasible to go so soon given the restrictions in both US and England. Then again he hasn't seemed to ever care about following lockdown restrictions before so I guess it's no surprise![]()
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I see Boston has been cancelled as per Joels latest insta story