Tbh I think the kind of person who'd want to be with Joel will be desperate to get in-front of his audience (well, what's left of it...)Yes ! I am loving the fact that Joel and Hatzakis are barely getting 10k a video now
did yous hear him in the latest vlog, "I'll keep future relationships off my channel" you've got more chance of actually landing an acting role than that happening mate, you're so desperate for content you literally post about paint dryingnotice no more had been mentioned about Ayvurrs under the stairs chokey room, I hope he's reconsidered
You mean Yasin "Be in the background of as much of the cruise footage as I can so it's impossible for Joel to edit me out and then his fans will ask about me" Dhabelia?Tbh I think the kind of person who'd want to be with Joel will be desperate to get in-front of his audience (well, what's left of it...)
Also fiddles with the pitch of her audio where her voice sounds deeper in some vlogs. This is probably something she's seen someone else doing who's been successful in their vlogs. The main thing with Hatzakis is she cannot be bothered to put the effort in. She has a new jingle too, did you hear?I cannot stand Lia! Why does it always seem like she's acting in her vlogs? And her accent is atrocious! And we have another sit-down video from Joel where he addresses his haters for the millionth time. God these two are dull
LOL I thought he was one of the cruise's 'help' - perhaps one of the employees that gave Joel a tour of the ship. But little did we know... Joel was banging that short little mofoYou mean Yasin "Be in the background of as much of the cruise footage as I can so it's impossible for Joel to edit me out and then his fans will ask about me" Dhabelia?
Yep! Yasin "make sure my nudes are leaked and posted in forumsYou mean Yasin "Be in the background of as much of the cruise footage as I can so it's impossible for Joel to edit me out and then his fans will ask about me" Dhabelia?
"Little did we know"?! LOL After that video, I'm sure EVERYONE knew!LOL I thought he was one of the cruise's 'help' - perhaps one of the employees that gave Joel a tour of the ship. But little did we know... Joel was banging that short little mofo
I nominate this for the official tattle name for the Bennett Wood ResidenceJust watched the latest broadcasts from the South West London cave.
who the hell would buy somewhere based on the office?! most people buy based on location/nice sitting room or kitchen, the places you spend most time. Has he ever mentioned how much it was?Well I've watched the new vlog so let's unpack
- starts off with a pt session courtesy of varhar (points out this wan't AD Gifted, but so obviously on the beg for a partnership) and he gets to have a pt session in his smart mirror ! his dream come true ! and he even says " it's important to look at yourself in the mirror" so we've heard it from the horses mouth, self absorbed !
- next he hires a house cleaner. This would be understandable if it was a big house but it's a little tinpot terrace (again nothing against terraces, the vast majority are lovely inside, just Joel's and Lucy's is an awkwardly layed out, dark, dank mess). Well Joel, if you love exercise so much, guess what's a good work out ? Housework ! clean your own house you lazy mare !
- So next we have a little monologue about how his vlogs are going from 'home design and diy' to 'normal' I thought that was the whole channel anyway ? he must think he's the new Laurence Llewellyn BowenThen goes on to mention he has a meeting with his business coach, so another expense and he says she helps him with 'content ideas' well I'd sack that coach if I was you mate. Even Ava started barking when he was talking about the coach, I imagine she said "*bark* *bark* your content's sh*t *bark* *bark*"
- more content about paint drying, this time he painted his Grandad's fence, didn't wear any spf as he boasts "I've caught the sun" well your skin won't be good Joel
- Then on to the office, he says he brought the house 'because of the office' Oh really ? I thought it was because of the downstairs toilet or greenhouse kitchen. Also shows off his electric desk he was "gifted" or as I highly suspect, begged and it reminds me of something that would be in a hospital.
and finally
he's going for a walk with Hatzakis and Christie next week, so all stay on the edge of your seats *sarcasm* Tattlers !
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I nominate this for the official tattle name for the Bennett Wood Residence
He's never mentioned how much it was, but I recall seeing listings for what I am pretty sure is that house for around £530,000 while I was visiting a friend in London that was doing her own shopping for houses at the time.who the hell would buy somewhere based on the office?! most people buy based on location/nice sitting room or kitchen, the places you spend most time. Has he ever mentioned how much it was?
nah I'm sorry but are you actually joking ?!?! I would rather leave London than live in that house !He's never mentioned how much it was, but I recall seeing listings for what I am pretty sure is that house for around £530,000 while I was visiting a friend in London that was doing her own shopping for houses at the time.
Definitely not joking. That price is actually pretty decent for London. Since it has to be in London so that Joel can feel good about his life/himself and have easy access to to auditions, etc., it's not actually that bad of a deal. Certainly beats the £1,850/month rent for their apartment.yes it's around 7:45 in the video he says this, seems a bit flippant to buy the house for that like but there you go
nah I'm sorry but are you actually joking ?!?! I would rather live in a caravan than that house !Jesus H christ I know it's London prices but up north that sort of price would get you 4-5 bedrooms at LEAST
Yup - he gave away the address pretty much in an early moving video and I couldn't help but check the listing price. I'm also helping a friend house-hunt at the moment in a similar area so was interested to see. It was listed/marked as sold at just over £560kyes it's around 7:45 in the video he says this, seems a bit flippant to buy the house for that like but there you go
nah I'm sorry but are you actually joking ?!?! I would rather leave London than live in that house !Jesus H christ I know it's London prices but up north that sort of price would get you 4-5 bedrooms at LEAS
hahahah tbh I bet her 'slag years' was just a few kisses in nightclubs and one drunken one night stand. She's got too much internalised misogyny for that stuff. She's definitely one of them 'I'm not like the other girls' kinda girls.I understand the area is important but if you can get more in an area that’s still good then surely you’d go there? You’re right he’s a snob.
He’s obviously never had to budget before, the amount of clothes he has, all the tat he buys, £50 odd flapjack boxes and now a coach, she must instruct him and Hatzakis on how to do their best sad pouty faces on their livestream thumbnail in order to score more donations !
I wonder what this walk with Hatzakis is going to be likewill she let more slip about her “slag years”
I can't believe they both have cars living together in london! not like he has a long commute into work that would be difficult with public transport is it?!hahahah tbh I bet her 'slag years' was just a few kisses in nightclubs and one drunken one night stand. She's got too much internalised misogyny for that stuff. She's definitely one of them 'I'm not like the other girls' kinda girls.
Yeah, and with him AND lucy having a car, they could live anywhere really. No need to live where they do. If they'd gone south east as oppose to south west, and maybe gone like 1 zone further out, they could have something much nicer for the money.
Hatzakis? "Slag Years"? If she was out shagging men as much as she implies, we'd hear far more about it from the men by now! And internalised misogyny?? What do you mean?hahahah tbh I bet her 'slag years' was just a few kisses in nightclubs and one drunken one night stand. She's got too much internalised misogyny for that stuff. She's definitely one of them 'I'm not like the other girls' kinda girls.
Yeah, and with him AND lucy having a car, they could live anywhere really. No need to live where they do. If they'd gone south east as oppose to south west, and maybe gone like 1 zone further out, they could have something much nicer for the money.
Well, I didn't break my phone screen swiping left, but while I was in London he popped up on my Tinder.. He was literally the first person to pop up!I'm sorry but I always thought the mini was too small for him aswell
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he's just posted a short about dating in London, droning on about being good looking and having his own house etc. I literally feel second hand embarrassment for himgoing on and on about wanting a husband sorry but if he popped up on tinder i'd almost break my phone screen swiping left !
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