The link requires sign in, but doesn't surprise me Mouldy is looking to find himself a sugar daddy. Mouldy needs his fridge raiders!!
He quit his job to do this too! Fucking hell! I can't wait for the obvious signs of Hatzakis not pulling her weight in the Property Couple and him getting pissed off at her!
I would feel sorry for Lucy but she’s a grown woman and she knows what she’s got herself in for, that house is the biggest white elephant I have ever seen !Maybe that's why he was apparently looking for a sugar daddy
Odd for Lia, yes. But for Joel, we know he loves playing husband and wife with straight women. Just look at the pickle he's got into with Lucy
Okay, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here too.That's the thing! I know they are "nobodies". I see their obsession with fame constantly being presented as a passion for acting/entertainment. It's actually sad and I feel more compassion for them than annoyance. I know what causes that sort of behavior and am vehemently against it. I also find them adorable. I also see a man who deep down thinks he's undesirable and never good enough while also thinking he's amazing in such an unstable and varying sense of self. For any fellow nerdy types, look up cluster B personality disorders criteria..
Seriously though, someone just love this guy to death already so he can become someone we want to see succeed! LOL Someone else tell him what a douche he comes across as due to his lack of perspective! Cancel the BS and be honest all fans, haters, and "faters"
It would be amazing to see someone like this develop into someone worth their platform (however large or small) and realize their potential. Either way, someone like him makes an excellent character to demolish and rebuild, even if it's just a fiction writer's fantasy..
I'm hoping a brand that deals specifically with mould asks him to do an advert.Must be a good agent, I’ll give him that, because how the hell can he get all these ads for Mouldy Wood
where was this?! totally missed it, just saw his latest post from soho farmhouse "closest I have come to a holiday.." erm, you are literally in a hotel, pretty sure that is a holiday, the entitlment of influencers is insane and it is making me more angry by the day. Millions of people cannot afford holidays, let alone holidays abroad every year, should we sympathise he can only go to an expensive hotel in the UK?
They're either Lucy, which, despite being a member of the God Squad, wouldn't surprise me in the least, or the annoyed comment about being an authorised user of his mum's Tesco card has me thinking LovingIt is Joel's mum and she's sick of his mouldy shit! Buy your own 50 quid flapjacks, Mouldy! Get out of their retirement savings!
He'll be more careful with this one considering the shit storm that erupted when he dumped and ghosted Yas. Maybe this guy will strike it lucky and move into Mouldton Abbey! He can get the tiny awkward office room that he'll have to walk through Lucy's room to get to! Bet he can't wait for that!
"I couldn't believe the change!"I'm just howling at the fact he tried his best to keep Yas hidden away on that Virgin cruise vlog and now he's just sharing these stories
hmmm been reading here much Mould ?
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funny though, that under different lighting, we can all see there's hardly any difference.
I wonder what mouldy wood is going to do in Barcelona then ? Film himself drinking Prosecco again? Taking little rabbit bites out of Cookies ? Who knows !
He'd probably rant about the thread so much they'd have to edit it, then afterwards cry about it and quit. Ah, well. Don't worry Joel, that starring role in a Hollywood blockbuster is just around the corner!We need to get it to them! Can you imagine how defensive and stroppy he would get if they mentioned it?
Well 99.9% of everything out of his mouth is bullshit so the content just comes naturally for mouldy mingerNot gonna lie, if I were to switch bodies with Joel overnight, I'd find his job very hard. I'd find it hard to produce such shit, shallow content even though I'd have all the time in the world to do it. I'd find it hard to be such a crap, bland person but make no steps towards personal growth and development. But then again, he is barely even producing anything so I suppose I could just do that and then apologise 2 weeks later.
But that's just me. Clearly for Joel it is very easy
You're spot on! They'll rent an expensive hotel room and get dye allover the place.
