Oh God he would be unbearable if he got an honour from the queen.Oh he absolutely reads Tattle. Of course he does. He will Google himself probably first thing every morning, if not multiple times a day.
The caption on that video Just meditate it out Joe ... also, why are they even in the car?! Just stay home and let them play with their toys!The latest stories of Marley and Indie crying in the car - put your phone down & comfort your kids instead of filming them and pulling funny faces you vain, uncaring, narcissistic hole!
I’m horrified at that thought process. Why would you even want to film your child when they’re clearly upset?The crying stories. Comfort them you prick! Stop being an insta-wanker and start parenting.
Nobody is impressed by you.
Who gets the impulse to unlock their phone, open instagram and film a story when their children are distressed?! It's so wrong.
Definitely visiting family.Clearly have been to visit family or else we would have had stories of them at their destination
and stop pulling that effing awful sneering face when your children are crying !Why is he filming those children?!
a) why are they even in the car? We’re in lockdown, you shouldn’t be taking them out anyway
b) he’s clearly pulled over, stop filming yourself and get up and comfort them
c) why does he permanently look like he needs a shower?!