Joe Wicks #19 Dozie not allowed to ever get fat as long as she's married to the Coachella twat

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itsalwaysthequietones

Wingingmotherhood said:
I see they’ve travelled with family/the nanny. Kept that one off insta didn’t they until they wanted to brag about taking two of their kids on jet skis. Absolutely no way I’d be taking the risk of taking my 5 year old on a jet ski!
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The baby is probably just in a bag under a sun lounger
 
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grumpy-nosy-cow

Bubblemamaa22 said:
I don't know why Indies jumpsuit thing is so skimpy at the top

It fits so oddly and would expose her chest any time she moved with nothing underneath it.
I just don't know why they can't dress them properly.
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it looks like its 3 sizes too small ! like something shes outgrown height wise but still just about fits bodily!
they infuriate me ..hes a bloody millionaire just buy your kids some clothes that fit (doesnt have to be designer or expensive just something that fits properly).
Actually nice to see Marley in his linen trousers and a little shirt - for once appropriate clothing for location!
 
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unidentified

A watermelon cake for Indie’s birthday? Give her a bloody Colin the Caterpillar you tit! Most of the comments are about how much she looks like Rosie, incoming will be the photos of him as a child comparing them to Indie.
 
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Multi-21

Joe says he can’t wait to taste the watermelon cake - it’ll taste of fruit since that’s all it is

Who is the man in orange in the background of the second photo on his grid wishing Indie a happy birthday? Is he with them or just a random person in the background
 
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Loulou1984

That's Nikki his brother, the one who gets Joe out of the shit with damage limitations
 
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unidentified

I thought it was his brother?
 
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Asparagus123

It’s his brother being in the moment enjoying Indies birthday looks like he’s wearing a sarong ? Still haven’t figured out where they are?
 
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Brummiebird

Asparagus123 said:
It’s his brother being in the moment enjoying Indies birthday looks like he’s wearing a sarong ? Still haven’t figured out where they are?
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Is that his best “browsing through Tattle to catch up with how much of a bellend my brother has been again” face?
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Or his best “discreetly searching Rosie Jones on Pornhub” face
 
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Bubblemamaa22

IT'S NOT CAKE. IT'S A PILE OF FRUIT.

A pile of fruit is fine, and perfectly delicious, but it's not a cake for fucks sake.

Get a grip dude.
 
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Wingingmotherhood

Forcing Leni to ‘walk’ before she’s ready. It’s clear from that video she’s not ready. He’s such a dick.
 
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Santa23

I know I sound like the mum police but those grapes are massive choking hazards even for a 5yr old. And don't get me started on making the baby walk when her little legs are clearly nowhere near ready. He's really an idiot.
 
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grumpy-nosy-cow

that dress indies wearing is awful...another one where the chest part is nearly falling down..its far to old for her in design..its like something id expect Rosie to wear !
Poor leni reallt is the spit of Joe isnt she!
 
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Jane_Mcdonald

Erm no, you haven't got a walker Joe what a total bellend he is, it's clear to see she's not ready to walk yet stop forcing it you dickead!
Joe is a right div, who wants to see his horrible sweaty body after he's done a workout, I was laughing at it and my 13yr old said what's up Mum, so I showed her, eurgh, she said he looks gross no idea why anyone holds him in high esteem, what a pillock
 
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Mammy2021

Jesus H Christ the baby forced to walk. I grimaced watching the little unstable legs nearly buckle under her. But no, Joe the parenting expert kept forcing her and pulling her up when clearly she’s not ready yet. If I saw my husband try do that when my kids were babies I would have reefed him out of it. Thick as shit Joe.
 
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Wingingmotherhood

And the tone he used when he said ‘walk’ to her. He’s awful.
grumpy-nosy-cow said:
that dress indies wearing is awful...another one where the chest part is nearly falling down..its far to old for her in design..its like something id expect Rosie to wear !
Poor leni reallt is the spit of Joe isnt she!
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That’s why Joe’s new favourite is Leni, because she looks like him, narcissist.
 
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tinypathers

He’s shown red footed tortoises which are found in the north of South America. The coconut oil was liquid so somewhere over 24C. I reckon Brazil.
 
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