Joe Wicks #16 His meals are dry and bland. Shelled 9k on a new icebath just to outdo Russell Brand.
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what a meltI think it’s a bit selfish dragging the family on tours. Just keep their stability at home until they’re old enough to make the choice to travel more FFS
Genuinely lolled at his story from this morning. The ‘top tip’ regarding filling a food flask with boiling water for a few minutes first , tipping it out and then filling with the food to keep it warm.
That’s the literal point of a flask. The whole entire point of activating the flask. I honestly worry about him sometimes
That’s the literal point of a flask. The whole entire point of activating the flask. I honestly worry about him sometimes
Could you be anymore pathetic or piss weak if you tried Joe? My mum had 4 kids all within 5 years, worked 2 jobs, never had a car and had hardly any money and she never made anywhere near the amount of fuss you do. Pampered millionaire prat. GET A JOB!
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Why the duck is he "stressed and pissed off" about being woken up by/ending up sharing a bed with babies and young children? This prick doesn't know how privileged he is to experience that. He also says he wants 5 kids, not sure he could cope if this is how he reacts to a nights disturbed sleep.
Jesus wept at poor old Marley's "lunch" today, porridge, yoghurt and fruit - more like a breakfast! What on earth is wrong with a sandwich, some soup if he must show off his pathetic thermos skills, or pasta salad.
Jesus wept at poor old Marley's "lunch" today, porridge, yoghurt and fruit - more like a breakfast! What on earth is wrong with a sandwich, some soup if he must show off his pathetic thermos skills, or pasta salad.
Saying he is pissed off is a bit much!!!
I just hate the facade he puts on eg outlining Indie and Marley's perfect bedtime routine the other day...then turns out they are both up in the night awake!!! I don't mind influencers whinging about their kids when they are real about parenting and the struggles - I totally relate to it. Kids are a pain sometimes and it's lovely to feel some solidarity with other parents going through the same things.
Instead he 95% of the time just posts the kids perfect meals, perfect appetites, perfect reading and writing. He isn't relatable and completely humourless about being a parent. So when he does complain I have zero sympathy when for others I absolutely would. And by the way Joe, feeding the kids porridge and pasta 95% of the time isn't as amazing as you think.
I just hate the facade he puts on eg outlining Indie and Marley's perfect bedtime routine the other day...then turns out they are both up in the night awake!!! I don't mind influencers whinging about their kids when they are real about parenting and the struggles - I totally relate to it. Kids are a pain sometimes and it's lovely to feel some solidarity with other parents going through the same things.
Instead he 95% of the time just posts the kids perfect meals, perfect appetites, perfect reading and writing. He isn't relatable and completely humourless about being a parent. So when he does complain I have zero sympathy when for others I absolutely would. And by the way Joe, feeding the kids porridge and pasta 95% of the time isn't as amazing as you think.
Those kids will end up with dietary problems being fed non stop porridge and pasta
If he’s tired he has the luxury of going back to bed!
as we know he’s a self confessed phone addict with an appalling screen time yet whinges about how tired he is. Get off your phone and get on with your life. Nobody is interested that you are pumping your kids full of pasta everyday and bleeping up their stomachs…
If Demi-Leigh Rose from your local council estate sent Rainbow-Destinee to nursery late with a lunch of porridge and fruit, you can guarantee there will be a social services referral going in.
I can’t believe he said he was pissed off at his newborn & young kid waking him up?
If I was Rosie I’d tell him to duck off, he’s basically useless & hardly around anyway when he’s posting stories 24/7.
Joe is everything I despise in a human, lazy, arrogant, entitled & a moan fest.
My dad worked days & nights with a 3/4 hour nap in between for the first 3/4 years of my life as we desperately needed the money.
He needs to be put out to work on a building site/the roads where they do HARD graft in all weather and heavy lifting.
He’s a poor excuse for a man
If I was Rosie I’d tell him to duck off, he’s basically useless & hardly around anyway when he’s posting stories 24/7.
Joe is everything I despise in a human, lazy, arrogant, entitled & a moan fest.
My dad worked days & nights with a 3/4 hour nap in between for the first 3/4 years of my life as we desperately needed the money.
He needs to be put out to work on a building site/the roads where they do HARD graft in all weather and heavy lifting.
He’s a poor excuse for a man
But it’s got chia seeds in it….poor Marley what a tit lunch, I desperately hope every day that the nursery give home cheese sandwiches and quavers
God he’s grumpy prick. Kids get in bed with you because thats where they want to be…
He has absolutely no idea how easy he has it. My kids are closer together than his are and yes the broken sleep is horrific but we chose to have multiple kids close together and that's what we expected to happen! The difference is that Joe can go and do a workout in his own home, or go out on his bike or whatever he likes to do whereas most parents have to crack on with it! What about Rosie? I imagine she's knackered too but he's the one pissed off? I get the impression he resents Rosie a lot at the moment. Showing the world that he's the one doing the lunches, the school runs etc then the dig about Rosie getting Marleys hair cut without consulting Joe. He definitely doesn't like her very much at the moment!
He is a very self-entitled prick. Always comes across as a wet lettuce, too.
Not a strong man ...
Not a strong man ...
He’s not a strong man in any shape or form! He’s so weak it’s unreal. Not sure what Rosie sees in him to be honest?
She sees the ££££££, how else could she put up with him??
He is an absolute weapon! He truly believes he is making a valuable contribution to the human race. Mate, you’re a tit personal trainer who ripped off other people’s careers, married a porn model and profited from people’s suffering during a pandemic.
I hate to say it but the newborn shouldn’t be in the end with the rest of them so please note that Joe if you read here. Safe co-sleeping is absolutely great for parent and baby when done properly but I think baby in bed with 2 parents (one probably been on the gin-tons) and 2 small children is borderline dangerous
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Exactly this! You don’t see no top level athletes or celebs hiring Joe as a PT as they know that he really doesn’t have a clue! He’s just packaged himself into this fitness guru for people who don’t know any better
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