Asparagus123
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Joe Wicks #17 He can talk the talk but struggled to walk the walk
I enjoyed his “guess my favourite” game. Selected Indie every time. I don’t care what he set as the right answer, we all know it’s Indie
Drier than my vagina whenever I see Joe Wick’s sweaty arm pit undergrowth.Drier than a camels arsehole
Get some toothpaste on the toothbrushHe'll be busy prepping notes for his new book .....Clean in 15 🪥✨️
I’d rather never have sex again than shag himThis has majorly given me the ick. He seems completely sex mad. I get it’s an important part of a relationship but regular sex when you have 3 small children is actually not that easy unless you have a lot of help!! I remember after one of the babies they went away when the baby was like 4 weeks old for some ‘couple time, wink wink’ I honestly think he just fancies the pants off Rosie and their relationship is predominantly based on physical attraction!
Definitely loves her for her personalititsThis has majorly given me the ick. He seems completely sex mad. I get it’s an important part of a relationship but regular sex when you have 3 small children is actually not that easy unless you have a lot of help!! I remember after one of the babies they went away when the baby was like 4 weeks old for some ‘couple time, wink wink’ I honestly think he just fancies the pants off Rosie and their relationship is predominantly based on physical attraction!
Joe Wicks is an absolute Cunt.This is turning into a rave thread his head will be getting even bigger reading here!
“Tell me I’m the Messiah Rosie!! Say it!!!”He probably has one of those really f*cking weird sex quirks.
How things change between baby number 2 and 3 - instead of reconnecting with Joe Rosie has pissed off to Paris with her mateIt kinda sickens me to think of them banging away in a hotel room whilst their new born son was far away from them suffering with blindness and they didn't even realise it. And if Marley was an unsettled baby like Joe says, who cried everytime he was put down (because he was confused and scared) then why the hell were choosing to go off "reconnecting" whilst they left him with a virtual stranger? Joe cared more about showing off another fancy hotel and putting images of his sex life with Dozie in everyone's head again over tending to his new baby son. Selfish to the core.