Only 8 weeks when they went to Mexico! And he was in hospital for 4 of those weeks. And Rosie and Joe had already fucked off for a solo dirty weekend before the Mexico trip.
Joe Wicks #11 On a binge, loves a whinge, makes us cringe!
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Makes me sad that he was dicking around making pasta for the gram when he should have been sorting Marley and Indie's lunch out pronto.
Yes and wasn't Marley in the NICU for the first few weeks? Honestly, it is just baffling how Rosie could have left him as soon as he was discharged. And to think, Joe the twit was trying to monetise parenting as if these two selfish clowns even have a clue what they're doing.
I thought it was 10 days? Which is long enough I know. Interested to see how the next Wicks sprong will fit in tbh!
Oh, well that is still a substantial amount of time and if I remember correctly he had a nasal gastric feeding tube as well. It must have been so worrying, I understand Joe is a selfish and self-obsessed ass but I don't understand how a mother could leave a newborn just because her husband wanted an uninterrupted shag. How can she stand being married to him?
You’re right! I was mistaken. Press articles a few months later about Marley’s blindness say he was in for “a month” which was probably Joe or his press team exaggerating. Born 14 Dec and home 24 Dec.
I’m sure the millions soften the blow of being with him everyday. I know if was me in that big house with him I would hide (or shut him in the sauna and throw away the key)
Maybe hold his head under the ice bath???
I swear I'd be dragged away in handcuffs if I was Rosie. Not sure if it was this thread but someone here has said in the past 'when you marry for money, you earn every penny' and honestly, never a truer word spoken!
The house is large enough for her to hide too. Plus, he’s most likely down the bottom of the garden.
I'd honestly be quite surprised if they had more...
I know he's went on about wanting 4 or 5, but has said a few times they want to wait a while after Marley...his tune changed pretty quickly after Marley being more "work"
He can barely cope with the two (lets be real, pretty chill) kids he has!
Also, I think two can travel easy enough but any more than that and it becomes a real challenge. They wouldn't want anything cramping their lifestyle so I put they put the brakes on the big family idea.
Oh they will absolutely have more, he’s banged on about it so many times! For Joe, making and having children is like a personal reflection on his masculinity so more children = more of a man, the best wife etc...Look at me and all my amazing children. They may wait a while but I’ll bet there’s at least another one.
He will have an au pair by then.
Did anyone else notice him smacking someones hand away in the boomerang last night or am I loosing it?
I think he did but probably because it was hot
True but also don't have it on the floor infront of curious little ones to avoid them potentially hurting themselves
He does it all the time, except when they’re getting to take the fruit out of the gin-ton…that’s positively encouraged
Indie asked for books for her birthday.
Get her some bloody picture books you absolute tool!!! Books for a 3 year old!! Not reading books aimed at 5 and 6 year olds
Get her some bloody picture books you absolute tool!!! Books for a 3 year old!! Not reading books aimed at 5 and 6 year olds
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